Humour
This week in comics
September 15, 2014"BoBo" the French Bulldog (Rachelle Sean) Peers (Leslie Lu) 8-10 Servings (Jacey Gibb) Donkey Parking Lot (Alison Roach & Leah Bjornson)
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Cops: The Musical hits sour note in Ferguson
September 15, 2014Fifteen people have been hospitalized with varying injuries after the debut performance of Cops: The Musical in Ferguson, Missouri resulted in violent rioting. Eyewitnesses from the event say protesters trampled people and mobbed the stage immediately following the second half…
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The five stages of grief (of having gone to the bathroom without your phone)
September 15, 20141) Denial and Isolation: Hmmm, your phone’s usually in the left pocket. Maybe it’s in the right one? Nope, not there either. You might’ve accidentally put it in your back pocket before rushing to the bathroom. Not in that one either?…
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It’s a punderful life
September 15, 2014Though my reign as The Peak’s humour editor has only spanned a couple of weeks, I’m inclined to say that I’ve been funny for a couple decades now. An official paycheque for my humour is as validating as it gets,…
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Writer gets article published in The Peak
September 8, 2014Max Hill, a communications student currently studying at Simon Fraser University, recently had this very article published in the humour section of The Peak, the school’s student newspaper. Hundreds of students have since read this article, and reception has been…
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Burger King seizes Tim Hortons through Red Wedding-style acquisition
September 8, 2014On August 26, in a move that no one could have possibly predicted — except maybe economists who have already read the books — the House of American fast-food giant Burger King announced their acquisition of Tim Hortons through a…
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Nuclear missile codes leaked in botched nude celebrity photo hack attempt
September 8, 2014Inspired by last week’s infamous leaked photos of dozens of Hollywood’s top actresses, a new hack attempt of Google Drive almost caused further damage; fortunately, all that was compromised were the US’ top-secret nuclear launch codes. The unknown Google Drive…
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Male teen confused by girl who actually came over to just watch a movie
September 8, 2014A Coquitlam teen has been left frustrated and confused after his crush agreed to watch a movie at his place, then proceeded to not make out with him. “It doesn’t make any sense,” Derek Tanner told The Peak, immediately following…
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Five sure signs it’s almost fall at SFU
September 2, 20141. The levels of chlorophyll in a deciduous tree’s organs begin to drop, in response to lower temperatures and reduced hours of daylight. 2. Following the summer solstice, the Earth has begun to shift its rotation so that the Northern…
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