Humour Editor
C’est l’Halloween
October 26, 2026Somewhere, in a galaxy that’s actually ours, a British Columbian with French skills acquired in elementary and middle school, is standing in a Spirit Halloween store in Montreal. Because when a friend who you haven’t seen in years calls upon you to rave . . . on Halloween . . . in Montreal, Canada’s party city — you better oblige. No questions asked. Our proud British Columbian walks up to the cashier, looking for assistance with finding a costume that will steal the show at the club. Something provocative. Something scandalous. But not anything that would scream, “Hi, I’m actually…
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Gossip Peakie: The fall you turned ugly
November 11, 2025Hey, Burnaby Mountain dwellers. At this point, you should know who I am (even you first-years). If you don’t, you have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie. Gossip Peakie here — your number one source for all the…
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The Peak investigates: The SFU Pisser
November 10, 2025As I sat at my cubicle in The Peak office, all I could think about was what I used to be. When I was a News Writer, I investigated crime on campus . . . and now I sit in…
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Timeshares for sale on Burnaby Mountain
November 8, 2025Somewhere in the backrooms of Maggie Benson Centre, a group of tourists has been roped into a sales presentation about timeshares at SFU. Their salesperson? Tiffannee. She’s not just hungry for a commission, she’s hungry for love. This is her…
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Peak Speaks: If the walls could talk
July 1, 2025We asked our friends on the SFU subreddit: If the walls at SFU could talk, what would they say? u/dash101: “Let’s stick together, or this place might fall apart!” u/YoManWTFIsThisShit: “Can someone tell the undergrads to stop crying outside the…
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Random thoughts from the editor: Global cooling
July 1, 2025If everyone places 10 gallons of ice cream on the pavement, will global warming be . . . solved? If so, how do I measure 10 gallons or buy ice cream with my arts degree? Time to ask Reddit, I…
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Peak Speaks
May 22, 2025Q: Who inspires you? Matt Gordon (first year applied mathematics): “Those folks who write WikiHow articles. Thanks to them, I know how to give someone a hickey. That’s some inspiring and life-changing shit. I’m sure my non-existent girlfriend will love…
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STORYTIME: THE SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM HAS A FINSTA (part 3)
March 19, 2024Y’allllll. I don’t wanna hear it, I don’t wanna hear it! I know I’m posting this storytime late, but is it my channel or yours? That’s what I thought. Anyway, I’m not a full-time YouTuber anymore, that’s why I’ve been…
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STORYTIME: THE SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM HAS A FINSTA (part 2)
February 6, 2024Hi everyone! Welcome back to my channel! Can I get a little commotion in the comments for my new background? I wanted to make sure y’all could see my luxury purses. We’ve come a long way since I was filming…
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