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Cringe Court: The Emo Years
February 12, 2019By: Yelin Gemma Lee, Peak Associate Cringe Court Transcript: Judge: Alright, now that the Jury has been sworn in, we can move on to the questions. You are being charged with illegal associations with early 2000s emo culture — how do you plead? Me: Your honour, there has been a huge misunderstanding! My emo years are long gone– Judge: Do you have evidence that your record-breaking streak of consecutive years of “emo life” is not an ongoing pattern, a pattern that will continue to bring shame to the proud colonial country of Canada? Me: Yes — as you can see,…
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High School Teachers vs College Professors
February 11, 2019By: Sakina Nazarali, Peak Associate We all have had high-school teachers who scared the bejeezus out of us when they described professors at university. Dive into this piece to compare those myths your high school professors used to tell you…
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Live Coverage of the Lecture-Hall Dash
February 10, 2019By: Jennifer Low, Peak Associate Transcript of the Live Coverage from the Peak’s Sports Correspondent Chad Terbocks and Lecture-Hall Expert Ken I. Havanap. Chad: Well hello there folks, for those of you just tuning in, I’m Chad Terbocks Ken: and…
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Stress Dream Journal
February 9, 2019By: Kitty Cheung, Staff writer At the recommendation of some mom blog I encountered during one journey down a 2 a.m. Internet rabbit hole, I've decided to keep a dream journal to figure out how to get the stench of…
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Disney Roommates: Best and Worst
January 21, 2019Written by: Tiffany Chang, Peak Associate I’m sure all of us Disney lovers wish that the characters were actually real. Come to think, having a Disney character for a roommate would be the ultimate, right? But before you shamelessly fantasize…
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The Winter Break Warning
January 9, 2019The Winter Break Warning ~ A Tale of the Transitional Period ~ Waking up in the afternoon, Then going back to sleep— Drinking every drink And eating what you please. Choosing what you’d like to read And growing lost in…
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Resolving through university
January 9, 2019First-years: I will plan out my whole degree this year and stick to it, so I can finish in four years. I will maintain a CGPA of 3.5 or higher by keeping up with lecture material and studying for exams…
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Carols of January
January 7, 2019Written by: Kitty Cheung Ahh, back to school season for the new year. The Peak has compiled a list of January carols to help us get back into the spirit of leaving behind our protective winter-break blanket cocoons and bursting…
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Transit Talk: Your bus won’t come on time, even with a snowless winter
January 6, 2019After several wet, cold, class-cancellation snow falls over the past few years, it looks like the upcoming months may be a much-needed break from the slush-winter/smoke-summer rotation in the Greater Vancouver area. It’s welcome news for most, but there is…
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How to Get Promoted
July 4, 2017By: Vincent Justin Mitra Have you been gunning for that promotion at work but were too alpha to beta yourself by asking? Are you a lone wolf that wants to lead the litter instead of following? Do what winners do:…
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