HUMOUR
QUIZ: SFU, are you in love with the gondola? Or is he just really, REALLY tall?
September 8, 2019Written by Carter Hemion, Staff Writer It’s the question on all of our minds here at SFU: Are you in love with that tall, tall, dreamboat gondola project? Or are you just infatuated with the idea of him? If you’ve been tearing your hair out over the quiet but handsome transit vehicle with his head in the clouds, fear no more: we’ve got just the quiz for you! Just answer these five questions, HONESTLY, and find out whether you and the gondola are meant to be or if this is just another passing crush — like that time you thought…
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Seven things SFU was WRONG to welcome back to campus
September 4, 2019Written by Marco Ovies, Staff Writer That guy who types too loudly in lecture His typing is obnoxiously loud. But he’s not actually typing any notes . . . Instead, he’s using his keyboard to tap out the Morse code…
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Man celebrated as an ally for saying gay guys can blow during beer pong, too
September 4, 2019Written by Dominic Wildebee VANCOUVER, B.C. — Last Thursday evening, a local straight man intervened in a beer pong dispute, telling all four participants that a gay male guest was fully entitled to blow into the cup to get the…
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First-years deprived of icebreakers after climate change melts all remaining ice
September 3, 2019Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor This Tuesday, countless TAs discovered to their horror that it might not be possible to hold icebreaker activities for their students this fall. If SFU’s foremost environmental science professors are correct, global warming has…
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: September 2–8
September 3, 2019Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 This week you’ll be tested emotionally. You’ll meet your professors and know instantly that they all bluffed their way through grad school. Trust your gut instincts. Just set fire…
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CONFESSIONALS: All along, I was the closeted capitalist
September 3, 2019Hey, SFU. I’m going to start by saying that this is really hard for me to talk about. It’s something I’ve struggled with my entire life. But I’ve realized that you can’t just run away from your authentic self. Not…
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Fourth-year students try to sacrifice first-year student to the enrolment gods
July 30, 2019Written by: Gabrielle McLaren Photo by: Chris Ho On the evening of July 16, SFU Security heroically saved a first-year student from a group of fourth-year Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences students who were attempting to ritually sacrifice the…
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Group Projects – Comic
July 30, 2019[caption id="attachment_110758" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Comic by Kitty Cheung[/caption]
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Roommate life: Dishes held hostage
July 29, 2019Written by: Vrinda Kapadia After a day of enduring a million hours of tedious lectures, snappy tutorials, and hastily finished assignments on an evening beautifully frosted with a dreadful four-hour lab, you are unexpectedly, boundlessly exhausted. As you swing along merrily…
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SFU’s less noteworthy alumni
July 29, 2019Written by: Hannah Davis, Peak Associate The Peak had a glorious opportunity to interview one of SFU'S most average alumni, Brian, who is a manager at a local sports equipment store. He insists that SFU failed him, as once he…
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