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SPOOF: Five fitness tips to get you feeling good about spring
January 11, 2016Fitness tip 1: See fitness tip two (because you need to be patient — you won’t see the results you want right away!) Fitness tip 2: Try to sport. Sporting can be a great way to do fitness. Sports and be a real sport if you can sport hard and sport often. Sports. Fitness tip 3: You burn calories while eating and watching TV. Haters gonna hate. Fitness tip 4: Always go to the washroom before you step on the scale. Still counts. Fitness tip 5: In the time you spent reading this, you could have done maybe one push-up.
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SPOOF: Five ways to add more sex to your sex
January 11, 2016Do you feel like your sex life could possibly be a little sexier? Here are some ways to double down on the intercourse without losing out on any penetration. Use these tips with your partner for sprucing your reproducing! Add…
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SPOOF: Six beauty trends for 2016 — number four will rock your socks
January 11, 20162016 is going to be the year of new, hot looks. But don’t worry — Peakmo is here to help you navigate the year’s freshest styles. Goodbye smoky eye, hello flaming eyelids! The time of smoky eyes has come and…
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SFU Advocacy for Men & Boys club criticised as “anti-feminist” in open letter
January 4, 2016The SFU Advocacy for Men & Boys (SFUAMB) club have become the centre of an ongoing controversy following an open letter penned by the Gender, Sexuality, and Women’s Studies student union (GSWSSU) claiming the club is “using men’s issues as…
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How to seduce your English professor into giving you a better grade
January 4, 20161. Whether it makes sense or not, bring up an untrustworthy narrator. Nothing gets an English professor more in the mood. 2. When asked if you've read a classic text, for the love of god, do not cite the film…
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CINEPHILIA: Anomalisa is relatable, funny, and poignant
January 4, 2016We uncomfortably identify with Michael Snow, our self-centered and predatory protagonist of Anomalisa: his neuroses, egoism, and disillusionment. Whether female or male, family or stranger, friend or foe, to Michael every face, voice, and personality is ubiquitous and indistinguishable. His…
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My journey into the wild
January 4, 2016In 2012, I attempted my third backcountry hiking trip with an ambitious goal. I intended to do the unmarked Donjek route in Yukon’s Kluane National Park. Upon arrival at the park office, the ranger told me that she would not…
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WEB EXCLUSIVE: TIM’S BIT — Tirades on our stupidest things
January 4, 2016Tim's Bit is a brand new web-exclusive column, featuring Tim Mottishaw's comedic tirades on some of humanity's dumbest problems, with regards to culture, society and politics. Check back frequently for new content! ____________________________ [dropcap]H[/dropcap]ave you ever had one of those friends…
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The One Who Stops: an interview with SFU’s nicest bus driver
January 4, 2016[dropcap]S[/dropcap]FU students who take the 135 bus up to campus every morning see a lot of different bus drivers — some nice, some not so nice. Most of them tend not to make much of an impact. But Bill Laird…
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Hermione Granger was never originally black, but who cares?
January 4, 2016[dropcap]H[/dropcap]arry Potter was the first full-length novel I’d ever read. As my school’s library only had one very popular copy of The Philosopher’s Stone, upon a friend’s request, I convinced my parents to order me the book from a Scholastic…
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