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SPOOF: Five ways to add more sex to your sex

Do you feel like your sex life could possibly be a little sexier? Here are some ways to double down on the intercourse without losing out on any penetration. Use these tips with your partner for sprucing your reproducing!

  • Add ice.

If there’s one thing that improves all around comfort and pleasure during sex, it’s really   really cold things. Hint: frozen stuff makes everything feel hot by comparison.

  • Make everything as dry as possible.

There’s only one way you can truly enjoy intercourse, and that’s by making it as dry as possible. Optimize on friction by going straight in before any kind of lubrication can interfere.

  • Switch it up.

Doing it only on your bed can get boring. Try a change by boning in a medieval iron maiden. The spikes and threat of being skewered will add a sense of excitement and intimacy.

  • Listen to death metal.

Turn on some tunes during your hanky-panky. Marvin Gaye is overrated and clichéd. Mix in some real passion by cranking up the death metal — it will help you both express your pent up frustration.

  • Compare and contrast.

Improve together by bringing pictures of people you think are significantly more attractive than your significant other to bed, then comparing your partner to said attractive person and illustrating the ways in which they could change to resemble them better. This will draw you closer by understanding each other better.

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