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President Joy Johnson is an AI hologram

By: Carter Hemion, Humour Editor Hear me out: president Joy Johnson is actually a hologram powered with artificial intelligence. She has given clear clues from the beginning, making no effort to hide it, knowing that nobody will believe those of us observant enough to put things together. After all, why would a university need a fake president? Well, I’ll show you why . . .  and how.  Who better to run a powerful institution than someone who never existed? Things will inevitably go south for SFU once we abolish capitalism, dissolve all institutions, and radicalize education (all in reach with…

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