Hannah Banana Hammock

The secret life of (sex) toys

By: Hannah Banana Hammock, Staff Writer Have you ever thought about what the world would be like if sex toys could talk? Well luckily for you, I did the cursed imagining for you! The Peak kindly requests that Hannah’s mom doesn’t find this piece and if she does, to close her eyes immediately. SOME COLLEGE TOWN IN MIDDLE AMERICA Four roommates, ALEX (21), CHELSEA (23), KIERA (19), and MADISON (21). RYAN (22), boyfriend of MADISON, also pretty much lives there except he doesn’t pay rent. He just never leaves. The Secret Life of (Sex)Toys follows the favourite sex toys of…

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