Gun laws

HUMOUR: American lawmakers cut out middleman, introduce guns directioly to mental wards

After roughly 300 mass shootings in 2015 alone, the United States government believe they have found a solution: arm patients in mental wards. “Stay with me here,” began Jr. Senator Pistol Pete III, while polishing a Colt M16 assault rifle. “We all know that these killings are being perpetrated by madmen. That’s a fact — even the president said so. Now since there’s nothing we can do to actually stop them, we thought we should at least be more efficient. “It’s our hope, and really all any of us can do [. . .] is hope that the good mental…

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