Greeting cards

If categories for greeting card stands were accurate

[caption id="attachment_917" align="alignnone" width="940"] Image courtesy of Wikipedia Commons[/caption] Instead of “Baby” “Congratulations on not using a condom” “I’m going to miss hanging out with you” “Is the baby mine?” Instead of “Condolences” “Sorry (I’m not sure for what exactly, but I’m sorry)” “Why bother?” Instead of “Anniversary” “Please accept this card as my annual re-application to continue being your significant other” “Look at me, I remembered something” Instead of “General” “I spent more time looking at my nose hairs this morning than I did selecting this card for you” “Please don’t exclude me from your will” “Hope this makes…

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