Gary Lim
OkSFUpid: An enrollment dating site.
November 19, 2012By Gary Lim and Eleanor Qu
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Superstar PSY will soon enter final stages of life cycle, says solar scientists
November 19, 2012The PSY is reaching critical mass, implosion imminent reports scientists, tabloids By Gary Lim Astronomers around the world are urging people to point their televisions to the skies to witness an astronomical event in the making, as the K-pop…
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Petter Watch: November 19, 2012
November 19, 2012Petter’s weekend spent searching for the Christmas presents his wife, Miriam, hid.
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English language recalls the word ‘literally’
November 19, 2012English language revokes word ‘literally’ as done in past with matlarf, and spoo By Gary Lim Citing flagrant abuse and underappreciation, the English language has issued a formal decree that starting Nov. 22, 2012 the word “literally” will be struck…
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Leyland Watch: November 13, 2012
November 13, 2012Tony Leyland explains the biomechanics of him putting his foot up your ass.
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Word on the Street: November 13, 2012
November 13, 2012Q: Obama-rama is palpable in the streets as Barack Obama is re-elected to serve a second presidential term. Thoughts? “Hooray, I was important.” Ohio 7th largest state “I’m…
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Petter Watch: November 13th, 2012
November 13, 2012Petter decides, “Fuck it” and just changes his SFU e-mail.
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Disney to buy out your entire childhood
November 13, 2012Disney concocts their most evil scheme since The Return of Jafar By Gary Lim Space Mountaineer Shocking news came from Disney Corporation after a confidential memo from the desk of Walt Disney executive Robert Iger was leaked on popular social…
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Ani-malaproprisms #1: Parliament of Owls
November 13, 2012By Gary Lim and Eleanor Qu
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