Petter spotted in parking garage trying to teach himself how to ride a bike.
Continue readingPeople who say “YOLO” will soon be put to death A new bylaw proposed by conservative MP Shelly Parsons was passed in Parliament last Thursday. The bylaw evokes a three-strikes policy in which people caught using the term “YOLO” in…
Continue readingPetter reading box over breakfast; wonders if he's getting enough thiamine.
Continue readingFacebook terrorist cell hi-jacks profile page At approximately 1300 hours this afternoon, the sovereign state of one Annie Helgusson’s profile page was viciously and ruthlessly attacked by a rogue cell of Facebook terrorists. The attack occurred on the outskirts of…
Continue readingThree-legged pitbull adorably mauls mail carrier Gnarles Bark-ley, a precocious three-legged pit bull, was taken away by the SPCA last Thursday after violently mauling postal worker Kenneth Cole. The Canada Post worker was making his rounds when the rambunctious and…
Continue readingThere’s been a lot of commotion at SFU Burnaby these past few weeks as a film crew works to film something that is definitely not Halo 4. Which gets us at The Peak thinking: what would be some video games…
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