Gary Lim

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Where are they now?

EIC July 16, 2012

Ever wonder what happened to those celebrities who were everywhere back then, but have since fallen off the face of the earth? Well, stop asking yourself stupid questions and find out where they are — now!   Joseph Kony Former African Warlord Following the KONY 2012 campaign, former head of the Lord’s Resistance Army Joseph Kony was forced into hiding after a massively negative response on his Facebook feed. Today the former child soldiers are free to do as they please whether that be diamond mining, scrounging for scrap metal or weakly batting away flies.   Icing Drinking Game The…

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Word on the Street: Batman

EIC July 16, 2012

“If you knew anything about Batman, you’d know the last true Batman was George Clooney.” Lisa Hoefstra (Useless hipster)   “The Dark Knight Rises is going to be awesome! I sure hope Bane says something I can mindlessly parrot in…

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Ask Regular Gary

EIC July 9, 2012

This week's Peak Humour took a turn for the Serious. With serious results! Dear Gary, I’ve had a mess of trouble with my garden lately. I was only able to get my cucumbers planted last week and just yesterday some…

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News Beat: Serious Edition

EIC July 9, 2012

This week's Peak Humour took a turn for the Serious. With serious results!   Burnaby Mountain Park introduces new drinking fountains. In a crowded ribbon cutting ceremony last Saturday, the Burnaby Mountain Park Board inducted four new drinking fountains. The…

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Petter Watch: Serious Edition

EIC July 9, 2012

This week Peak Humour took a turn for the Serious. With serious results! President attends Question and Answer session for Engage SFU program.

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Word on the Street: Serious Edition

EIC July 9, 2012

This week's Peak Humour took a turn for the Serious. With serious results! Q: The troubles brewing in Syria now threaten to spill over its borders. Prominently, last week a Turkish plane was shot down. Do you think this will be…

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Petter Watch: July 1st

EIC July 1, 2012

By Gary Lim Petter initiates and wins and staring contest between himself and a koi fish in the AQ pond.

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Word on the Street: Canada Day

EIC July 1, 2012

Q: Gosh, how aboot that Canada Day, eh?   "I spen'it  pah-troling the border. Can't have any of those dern space-needling fixed-gear-bicycling coffee beaners sneaking up here to take our jobs" Avery Clements Shotgun enthusiast   “You really think I’d…

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SFU introduces tiered pricing for naming things

EIC July 1, 2012

By Gary Lim   BURNABY — Following the recent economic downturn, SFU administration announced a new revenue-bolstering program that is planned for 2013 earlier this week. The program, hailed as “groundbreaking” and “innovative” by early testers, would create a tiered…

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News Beat: June 25th

EIC June 25, 2012

Virtual unknown sweeps Internet comedy awards In an unprecedented event, a virtual unknown swept the “IVAs” Internet video awards, last night. The video featuring several ducklings following a cat that they believed to be their mother beat out such prominent…

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