Gary Lim. Brad McLeod

Campus Update: October 22nd, 2012

University board concocts elaborate tale of “Where the koi fish went” Crisis struck this week when, during the bi-monthly meeting of the faculty deans and associate chairs, SFU president Andrew Petter asked aloud, “Where do the koi fishes go in the winter when the pond gets all frozen and stuff?” Caught off-guard by the comment and not wanting to upset the former attorney general of British Columbia, the entire board hastily concocted an elaborate tale of koi fish’s migration, with each adding onto the fabrications of the previous board member. An epic was constructed of the koi fish travelling through…

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