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12 lessons this semester has (almost literally) shoved down my throat
EIC April 3, 20161) Don’t google your symptoms. Ever. Or watch House. And for the love of God, do not do both simultaneously unless you want to end up in the ER at three a.m. with some erroneous phantom disease. 2) If someone hurts your feelings, don’t dwell on it. As my friend Joe always tells me, just punch them in the dick (or tit) and go get some fucking ice cream. 3) Alcohol isn’t a quick fix for problems — most of the time. 4) Don’t over think things. Keep it simple, stupid. 5) Let me be the first to tell you: your douchey…
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How I stopped giving a fuck about swearing
EIC March 29, 2016[dropcap]I[/dropcap]magine a good little girl who always kept her head buried in a book. Throw in frameless glasses and plastic braces, and you’ve pretty much got a picture of what I looked like in high school. Along with that pious…
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