Eric P

Manifesto Corner: Men of Boner Hill Unite!

This week’s manifesto was sent to us by Eric P. and features the demands of a coalition of SFU men frustrated by unseemly erections caused by the shaking of buses as they ascend Burnaby Mountain! Men of Boner Hill unite! Too long have we suffered, desperately rushing to tuck our torqued members into our waistbands as we approach the West Mall bus stop. Too many times have we hung our heads in shame, hiding our rigid shlongs under binders, textbooks or anything that will serve. Too often have we ridden all the way to the top bus loop because our throbbing…

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