Emma Wu
Summaries for classic books I’ve totally read and completely understand
September 27, 2018Written by: Natasha Tar As an English major, I’ve definitely read tons of “literary classics,” also known as “shitty old books written by racist dead guys.” Since you’ll all be forced to read them one day, or pretend you’ve read them to look competent, I’ve compiled a nifty list of summaries for all the big ones. You’re welcome. The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger A really angsty kid stomps around New York for three days and then gets pneumonia. A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens A long-distance relationship in England between a woman with a…
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The new clothing line that will be the hit thing 10 years from now
July 30, 2018Written by: Hannah Davis Little do we know now, but in ten years, a new fashion icon will emerge and dominate the fashion world, Orange. With humble beginnings as a tech company, Orange will switch from making phones and computers,…
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Shitty business pitch: Coal delivery service
July 23, 2018Written by: Amal Abdullah Is there someone who annoys the shit out of you? Do you have a neighbour who just can’t stop playing ridiculously loud music at 2 a.m.? Is there a dude in one of your classes who…
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Transit passengers in awe as local man heroically thanks bus driver
July 19, 2018Written by: Aaron Richardson VANCOUVER, BC – Eyewitness testimony reports that a miraculous and heroic deed occurred earlier today on the 95 B-Line. As Nick Grinton, 23, exited the bus, he turned, waved, and said thank you to the driver…
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