Dominic Wildebee
CONFESSIONALS: I’m a resume template harlot
Humour February 11, 2020Written by Dominic Wildebee, SFU Student I’ve had my back blown out by three different resume templates in the past week. I know you’re sitting, judging me, prudes of SFU. But my career-bent promiscuity is the norm for those of us who actually work to build futures for ourselves. Better to eat ass than be a bottom-feeder, I say. I’d been dating my first template since 2015; my high school sweetheart, if you will. For the first year, the hookups were intimate, simply outstanding. My skin was clear. Sweetheart’s font never looked more Times New Roman. I was hired three…
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Man celebrated as an ally for saying gay guys can blow during beer pong, too
Features September 4, 2019Written by Dominic Wildebee VANCOUVER, B.C. — Last Thursday evening, a local straight man intervened in a beer pong dispute, telling all four participants that a gay male guest was fully entitled to blow into the cup to get the…
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