Curve God

The Curve God listens

Written by: Zoe Vedova Everyone knows how the manifesto of the Curve God starts: THE CURVE GOD LOVES YOU! BUT ARE YOU PREPARED TO LOVE HIM BACK? SACRIFICE TO THE CURVE GOD AND THE CURVE GOD WILL SACRIFICE FOR YOU. RIDE ON THE WINGS OF ACADEMIC MEDIOCRITY; SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN AVERAGE WILL SECURE YOU A SPOT IN MIDDLE-MANAGEMENT HEAVEN. October has commenced, and without fail, its insidious propaganda of aestheticized coffee mugs and overly saturated deciduous foliage have suffocated our collective conscious like an infinity scarf cinched too tight. The real enemy remained concealed in our syllabuses, biding its time…

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