cryptids

Rare cryptids to spot on campus

By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer Welcome to a wildlife safari here at SFU! We’ll be taking a tour of the campus. According to legend, rare creatures appear on Burnaby Mountain. Watch out for them! Do not feed them under any circumstances. Pet visitor Animus lingua Conservation status: Vulnerable.  Danger to students: Potentially fatal cuteness overload. Habitat: Zoom lectures and tutorials. Weakness: Broken webcams. Strength: Can speak 12 different animal languages, including Pig Latin. Creature description: After a long day of Zoom fatigue, this creature is bound to steal the spotlight during your lecture or tutorial. In the midst of awkward…

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