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SPOOF: Five ways to get your TA all hot and bothered over you!
EIC January 11, 2016[dropcap]Y[/dropcap]ou’ve been eyeing up your sexy TA for weeks, your insides squirming at the thought of wrapping yourself around that curving, voluptuous body, or pressing your face against that chiseled, scholarly jaw. The thought of becoming your TA’s top pupil drives you insane; you’re torn apart by the thought of not expressing your true feelings to those dark, seductive eyes. You don’t want your classmates to know, so how can you subtly drive your TA wild over you? Leave your name off your essay: This is a fine way to play hard-to-get. Nothing fires a TA up like if…
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SATIRE: Steamy Garfield quotes to use (and avoid) during sex
EIC January 11, 2016[dropcap]U[/dropcap]nbeknownst to many bed-goers, our favourite lazy, lasagna-loving cat is actually a master of sex. Scientists at the Lab for Pop Culture Cats and Intercourse, in Los Angeles California, have discovered that many of our favourite Garfield quotes can drive…
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