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Horoscopes May 29–June 4

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries: Like a true fire sign, you will burn if you do not forward this message to everyone on your contacts list. As in, you will get a sunburn with embarrassing tan lines because you will fall asleep on the beach with your book on your tummy.  Taurus: Co-star says Tauri “just [want] to cuddle.” But if you don’t forward this message, all the cuddles you’ll give your Squishmallows will feel just a tiny bit off for the next 7 years.   Gemini: You’re such a little social butterfly, aren’t you? Well, if you don’t forward…

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