POINT: These rude, obscene dummies are making us polite and respectful ventriloquists look bad! By Jim Dorfn, Miffed Ventriloquist I’m usually not the kind of guy who gets very worked up about things. If anyone’s ever seen my show, they know that I’m just a normal, laid-back guy who wants to put on a nice, clean show for the audience. But lately, I’m becoming absolutely fed up with my shows going off the rails because of impolite and crude dummies. It doesn’t even seem to matter which dummy I get to sit on my lap, all they want to do…
Continue readingBy Brad McLeod Your imaginery friend Did he always have that many teeth? Man, you guys were inseparable. You did everything together. School, bath time, and remember, mom and dad even let him come to the therapist! You didn’t really…
Continue readingMan's wardrobe choices end bullying and breast cancer; Livestrong bracelets still don't do shit By Brad McLeod Photos by Mark Burnham VANCOUVER — Despite the best intentions and hard work done by social activists and scientists alike in the past…
Continue readingLocal milk company regrets ‘unforgivable error’ of informing people about missing child By Brad McLeod SURREY— Popular dairy distributor, Dairyville, received some startling news this week after it was discovered that the recently announced winner of their “Get Your Face…
Continue readingBy Brad McLeod After years of planning and countless hours in both pre and post production, the SFU Lip-Dub “End of the World” video was finally released on Dec. 21 2012, but unfortunately suffered the fate of direct-to-You-Tube distribution. Despite…
Continue readingYoung Stephen Harper Ordinary kid Believe it or not but Young Stephen Harper, some average kid from Toronto, grew up to be Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper! As unlikely as it may seem, Harper actually spent the first 25…
Continue readingShocking rise linked to children who’ll just grow into their looks By Brad McLeod VANCOUVER — A new study by the Canadian Medical Association has revealed that despite the rapid decline of child obesity over the past few years, a…
Continue readingPoint: Society can only function through reasonable, civilized discussion By Todd Pollard Concern Citizen Now, I might be old fashioned, but I believe that in order to maintain a healthy society we need to share and discuss our ideas in…
Continue readingNeck Tattoos I’m not really a big fan of any tattoos, but I can at least understand most of them. I totally get it if you need to show off your love of tribal art on your arm, or honour…
Continue readingNew to SFU? Missed clubs day? Finding it hard to make friends? Tired of sitting alone on Friday reading from the Book of Cthulu? Well I’ll bet there’s a club that can take your mind off those ancient maddening thoughts!…
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