Binh Nghiem

Zombies need new dimensions

Enough with the boring brain eater already By Binh Nghiem KELOWNA (CUP) — If zombies retain some basic primal instincts, like the need to feed, don’t they also need to sleep? Have crazy zombie orgies? Maybe even murder each other for fun/territory? And what’s with eating only live flesh? Zombies are so ultra-gory violent, yet never kill each other (for flesh or otherwise). What’s up with that? Is dead meat not good enough for the undead? I mean, when they are alive they eat dead meat (vegans/vegetarians aside), but when they become “undead” they all of a sudden develop such…

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