April Alayon

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Your Fault: Handy tips on surviving the next earthquake

EIC November 5, 2012

Our humble little province was hit with a 7.7 magnitude quake off the coast of the Haida Gwai last week, and while there were no reported causalities or injurie,s a 7.7 quake is still nothing to sneeze at, particularly if you don’t want your nose ripped off your face and shoved down your left bronchus by the cold, unfeeling pincers of Mother Nature. Fortunately though, this particular quake happened pretty much in the middle of nowhere, and caused no significant damage. Unfortunately, this might be neither the worst nor the end of it. If you’ve paid any attention in your…

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Do you really know how to use that gadget?

EIC November 5, 2012

Technology controls us if we don’t know how to use it By April Alayon Photos by Ben Buckley Working in an electronic retail store made me despise technology. I don’t carry the latest phone, nor do I have a badass…

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Pizza Hands: The Nicholas Cage

EIC September 17, 2012

By April Alayon & Gary Lim

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Pizza Hands: Quality Time

EIC September 3, 2012

By April Alayon&Gary Lim

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Pizza Hands: Pigeon Warfare

EIC July 23, 2012

By April Alayon,Gary Lim and Will Ross

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Pizza Hands!

EIC June 25, 2012

By April Alayon and Gary Lim

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Pizza Hands: June 4th

EIC June 4, 2012

By April Alayon and Gary Lim

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What’s your sign? Part 2

EIC March 19, 2012

You’re in a bar after promising not to spend another Friday night drinking and watching Doctor Who.  You spot someone eyeing you from across the bar, you sidle up to them and ask them a question, the first question, the…

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Hey baby, what’s your sign?

EIC March 12, 2012

You’re in a club. You spot someone smiling at you from across the bar. You sidle up to her, and your mind goes blank. Totally blank. The blankest blank. So you resort the oldest line in the book: Hey baby,…

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