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Cinephilia: TIFF takeaways

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Photo courtesy of rogerebert.com.

After arriving at my hotel, picking up my press pass, and standing in line at the public screening of Son Of Saul, it occurred to me that this is nothing like the film festival experience to which I’m accustomed. People outside are howling at the slightest glimpses of celebrities, drivers are barking at the congested traffic, and a man in line at Subway growled at an employee because they only had flatbread left. Toronto has been turned into a zoo, and sometimes it’s hard not to be an animal.

These three films were the highlights of my time at the Toronto International Film Festival.

3. Sicario

Although not mutually exclusive by any means, I think Denis Villeneuve would prefer to consider Sicario a political statement more than a run-of-the-mill thriller. Without a doubt, exploitive genre movies can be political, but oftentimes what makes Villeneuve’s films distinct is their approach to violence. A gunshot, a corpse, a suggestion of torture: violent elements associated with genre are not to “thrill” but to meditate on their psychological and social impact.

Kate Macer (played by the fantastic Emily Blunt) is an FBI agent who volunteers to join a task force to stop drug cartels from laundering money and distributing drugs. The desensitized Matt Graver (Josh Brolin) and enigmatic Alejandro (Benicio Del Toro) head the team while Macer, moral and by-the-book, struggles to justify their illegal and violent techniques that perpetuate the cycle of violence, which allegedly is a deplorable means to a worthwhile end.

From the opening moments, in one of the most disturbing set-pieces I can remember, Sicario starts with taut intensity and never lets up until its tragic and perceptive denouement. The action sequences are deftly conceived from all technical standpoints: the soundtrack’s deafening brass score is haunting, and Roger Deakins’ rapturous anamorphic cinematography ominously hints at the characters’ dead conscience with shots of dead landscapes.

2. Anomalisa

This new film from Charlie Kaufman is about life’s tediousness: the constant struggle to open a hotel door, the nuisance of generic interactions with strangers, and love found but quickly lost. Slowly tracking Michael, a motivational speaker who talks at conferences for customer service workers, the film moves with the levity, slowness, and heartbreak of Lost In Translation — but with inventive surreality. When Michael arrives in a luxurious hotel to do a talk the following day, every person he encounters has exactly the same face and generic male voice regardless of whether they’re male or female. After quickly chatting with his wife and son, Michael fails to reconnect with an old girlfriend and decides to get drunk. But then there she is: Lisa, someone new, different, an anomaly with a unique face and a distinct female voice.

Not surprisingly, Anomalisa has no distributor. The commercial prospects of a droll claymation film with a slow pace and cerebral tone are slight, but Kaufman, who wrote some of the best movies of the last decade, is deeply observant and attuned to Michael’s loneliness and alienation. Although smaller in scope than Synecdoche and New York, his last opus, Anomalisa is still brutally effective, finding the yearning in awkward exchanges and subtle details.

1. Keeper

A couple of French 15-year-olds have to make life-changing decisions when they find out they will be having a child. I shed my first, second, third, fourth, and fifth tear of the festival at this warm and unforgettable film.

Shot and edited like Guillaume Senez’s fellow Belgian countrymen the Dardenne brothers, Keeper has an unobtrusive visual style where every cut and camera movement feel natural. There is never a flashy moment or an instance where style trumps substance. Sometimes long takes are used to give the audience an immediate window into the world, but other times there is a montage or a shot/shot sequence. Senez is like a carpenter, always choosing the right tool for the job.

We view his characters from without yet always understand them from within. Keeper’s subversive and novel point of view, which follows this teen couple’s pregnancy from the powerless male perspective, could have been controversial if it was rigid or condescending. But Senez doesn’t judge the girl’s mother who wants to seek an abortion just as he doesn’t get behind the boy and his parents who prefer to keep the child. He simply views the heartache of two babies who have to decide if they want to raise another.

Craft Education: best beer near campus

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Illustration by Phoebe Lim.

The Highland Pub has some good craft beer, but that doesn’t mean your quest for craft should stop there. Here are the three best craft beer bars within a reasonable distance of each SFU campus.

Burnaby — Hop and Vine Pub, 1601 burnwood drive, Burnaby

The Highland’s cheap food and good beer is a great option, but it’s not open on weekends, so where does this leave you? The Hop and Vine Pub. Located on the south slope of the mountain in a strip mall with a creepy tiny grocery store straight outta 1986, you’ll find this pub nestled in among a residential community. The Hop and Vine has helped cultivate the craft beer industry by providing a venue for a many events and beer pairing dinners, and its ever-changing tap list should be respected for a suburban pub.

Must Drink: Moody Ales Affable IPA or Yellow Dog Play Dead IPA, two of the most local, and best, IPAs going.

Surrey — Central City Brew Pub, 13450 102 Ave, Surrey

This one should be obvious by now. The Central City Brewery was at the forefront of the craft beer revolution winning Canadian Brewery of the Year twice in the early part of the decade (they’re basically the Edmonton Oilers of craft beer. . . wait, never mind). They have their killer line of Red Racer beers, which arguably set the bar for all other BC beers, and more recently they have launched a second line of beers under the “Central City” brand. So, they have two great line-ups of beer available in house. Even cooler are their guest taps providing you great beers from other breweries all under one roof — by the way, the roof is shared with the SFU surrey Campus.

Must Drink: Red Racer IPA, the first great BC IPA.

Downtown — Alibi Room, 157 Alexander St, Vancouver

Sure this one is a bit of a stretch, but when you have arguably the best craft beer bar in BC a few extra blocks away, you walk a few extra blocks away. Alibi Room sits on the outskirts of gas town, straddling the geographical location between cool and scary, making it kind of badass. Within its brick adorned walls you find over 50 taps of hard-to-find craft beers from BC, Washington, Oregon, and elsewhere. When a new brewery opens up, they haven’t really “made it” until they get a keg on at Alibi. Plus, how cool would it be if you were accused of a crime and the police asked where you were, and you were legitimately at the Alibi Room? They’ve got you covered.

Must Drink: Howe Sound Megadestroyer Imperial Licorice Stout, made just for the Alibi Room!

Thoughts on the UEFA Champions League

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September has arrived, and with it the 2015–2016 UEFA Champions League group stage. There is the potential of plenty of gorgeous goals and heart stopping saves, so this season is bound to be a doozy. Here are my thoughts on each group: 

Group A will have 2014 champions Real Madrid face off against rising European power PSG, who hope that their new signing Angel Di Maria will help the Ligue 1 winners win their first ever Champions League title. PSG’s Zlatan Ibrahimović will also be excited at the opportunity to showcase his talents back in his home country, as Sweden’s Malmo FF was drawn into his group.

Group B will see the return of Manchester United to European action after a one year hiatus. Buoyed by their big-money signings Memphis Depay and Anthony Martial, they’ll hope to overcome a tough opening day loss to Depay’s former team PSV, as well as navigate CSKA Moskva and VfL Wolfsburg.

If you’re both a soccer fanatic and a geography nerd, then Group C is just what the doctor ordered. Benfica and Kazakhstani debutants Astana are both in the group, and the travel distance between the two clubs is approximately 7350 km, the longest ever in Champions league history. What Astana might lack in skill they more than make up for in unpronounceable (and therefore awesome) names. They’ll hope that starting the likes of Zhakyp Kozhamberdy and Bauyrzhan Dzholchiev will help baffle the other teams into submission.

Manchester City will be wondering what they did to anger the soccer gods after they were put into Group D, arguably one of this season’s toughest groups. To advance to the final 16, they’ll have to get through last year’s Europa league winners Sevilla, last year’s Champions League runners up Juventus, and Borussia Monchengladbach. Their task is made even tougher after their opening day loss to Juve, who came back from a 1–0 deficit to beat them.

Last year’s champions Barcelona have a relatively simple task ahead of them in Group E. Their opponents Bayer Leverkusen, Roma, and Belarusians BATE Borisov will definitely put up a fight, but Messi and Suarez should have no problem making the next round, even after their draw with Roma.

Arsenal fans will be dusting off their well-worn Lederhosen as they prepare to visit German opposition for the fifth straight season. Bayern Munich vs Arsenal will be the marquee matchup in Group F and should decide who tops the group. Though the other two sides, Olympiacos and Dinamo Zagreb, definitely have talent, the German and English giants should navigate comfortably into the next round.

Someone who might have trouble traversing the treacherous tides of the group stage is Jose Mourinho and his Chelsea side. Their horrendous start to the league campaign has them sitting 17th in the Premier League, and has definitely given hope to Group G sides FC Porto, Dynamo Kyiv, and even Maccabi Tel-Aviv that they could potentially defeat the lads from London.

Finally, Group H brings us probably the most even group, containing the likes of Russian Champions Zenit St. Petersburg, Valencia, Lyon, and Gent. Zenit and Valencia might be slight favourites, but both know a slight slip up will open the door wide open for the other two clubs.

Laugh Track: Bita Joudaki and Christine Bortolin

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Joudaki puts her best sad mask forward in the new web series Golden Futures. (Illustration by Ariel Mitchell)

Have you heard of this thing called “the Internet”? It’s the way of the future, and it’s helped change the way some comedians stretch their funny bones. Take Bita Joudaki and Christine Bortolin, for example. Both are rooted in the Vancouver comedy scene, as improv comedians and two of the many minds behind local comedy haven Little Mountain Gallery, but now they have their eyes set on the World Wide Web in the form of Golden Futures, a new web series they created, wrote, and starred in as fictional versions of themselves. We caught up with both Joudaki and Bortolin to discuss the comforts of working with other comedians, where the idea for Golden Futures came from, and reveal juicy spoilers on some of the antics we might see in future installments

Tell us about your new web series, Golden Futures.

Bita Joudaki: We both play people kind of similar to ourselves, but really exaggerated. They’ve been described to us as morons. . .

Christine Bortolin: Which is what we were looking for. I would say they’re passionate morons who are trying to better their lives, but are completely misinformed about what that means.

Is the name Golden Futures meant to be optimistic, or is it a playful jab at the gloom usually affiliated with living in Vancouver?

CB: We named the series after the apartment building we shot it in, but it works out perfect because the characters are both trying to attain these new lives. There’s an idea in our culture that we’re all so special; we have this superhero calling and think “everyone in this room isn’t as special as I am right now.” I think that’s part of it, the golden futures, but not willing to put the work into understanding what goes into creating that.

Was this your first time working together on a project?

CB: We’ve done a lot of collaborations together, starting with improv at Instant Theatre. We’ve done improv comedy, sketch, short films, and short videos. Stuff like that.

The five episodes of Golden Futures contain a real who’s who of Vancouver comedians. What was it like creating such a sprawling project?

CB: We got pretty much everyone we wanted to work with. It was really fun. Because we wrote it and produced it and were in it — and sometimes we can get nervous and less confident in things — it was nice to know we were surrounded by people we really respect and know are very funny. It was nice to have that. Personally, because I don’t know about Bita, even in those times of getting really stressed and thinking, “I did terrible, I’m a horrible person,” I could say, “At least I know everyone else is good.”

How similar are you to the characters you play?

BJ: A little. . . right?

CB: We started off as exaggerated characters of ourselves and then we went a little further from there, but still the kinds of characters that are easy for us to play.

The last episode ends with Bita hallucinating numerous Chandler Bings, and a masked Christine pretends to mutilate them with a real knife she’d been holding for most of the episode. On paper it sounds weird, but it’s an oddly touching moment. What made that a good scene to end on?

CB: We wanted to have a sincere moment of them being friends. Something we’ve always tried to do in comedy is have a moment of sincerity. Whenever we did improv, we always wanted that one moment of connection or some kind of vulnerability, so we popped that in at the end in a weird way — which is the best way.

What were your intentions when you started out with Golden Futures?

BJ: The biggest reason was there weren’t many female-driven web series being created within our comedy peer group. We applied for this thing called Storyhive, where you pitch your idea and then the community votes, but we didn’t win. We really liked our idea, though, and we’d already written one episode, so we just did it ourselves.

Are there any plans for a second season of Golden Futures?

CB: We wanted to pitch it and see if we can get some funding for next time, so hopefully. We have a little doc of ideas that we add to.

What are some of the ideas for the next run of episodes?

CB: In the series, there are little bits in front of the apartment building and one of the ideas was to take all of the little bits and then look at the story that was behind that and then tie it into them again. In one episode, a bicycle rides past with nobody on it, so we’d investigate what the heck was happening there.

BJ: In one I decide to try and get Iranian friends at a party, but then they don’t like me and I’m offended.

Are there any other projects you’re working on that you’d like to mention?

CB: There’s going to be an improv show starting at Little Mountain in October, called Little Mountain Improv, every Tuesday. Aaron Read and I are also writing a web series, where each episode we try to better ourselves in some way. In the episode we’ve been working on, we try to get in shape. We have these vision boards and his is full of buff guys and buff ladies and mine is just a skeleton driving a PT Cruiser. I’m really excited about that.

BJ: I’m working on something a bit more serious, which is a PSA about the way Stephen Harper’s policies have affected women negatively.

CB: Golden Futures is over but keep an eye on the YouTube channel, because we’re still going to be posting more videos.

While we all eagerly await the creation of more Golden Futures episodes, you can watch the series online in its current entirety via Christine Bortolin’s YouTube channel.

“We apologize for the accidental police raid on what was revealed to be just a neighbourhood sex dungeon”

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Illustration by Janis McMath

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for attending this press conference on such short notice. There’s been a lot of chatter and rumours circulating on social media, and we figured it was better to address the recent events directly than have the actual facts get lost in translation.

At approximately 8:15 p.m. last night, while acting on an anonymous tip about possible human trafficking, local law enforcement executed a raid on the basement suite of a Burnaby residence. After announcing their presence to the suite’s inhabitants,  several officers claim to have heard giddyish noises, followed by the door unlocking from the inside.

The darkness upon initial entrance of the basement provided the perfect cover for any surprise attacks, so our officers were on edge. The only light provided was reportedly from dozens of candles lit around the suite and a fluorescent XXX sign hanging on the wall, which one officer mistook for some form of human trafficking crest.

Initial reports claimed that one civilian life was lost during the raid — when an officer yelled to a figure across the room to get down on his hands and knees, to no response, and then proceeded to open fire — but shortly after it was confirmed the civilian was only a Tom Selleck blow-up sex doll. Unfortunately, plastic reconstructive specialists brought in following the raid were unable to save the doll, and it passed away.

Thankfully no one was seriously injured during the incident, other than those who were already residing in the sex dungeon before and had been intentionally harmed while in pursuit of an orgasm. One officer is claiming that he accidentally used a bottle of pepper spray on a victim, but they were reportedly into it, so there’s no real harm done.

In total, four individuals and eight nipples were released/unclamped before officers clued in that something was, and this is a quote taken directly from the official report, “off about the place.” An officer said the first sign that something was amiss came when he removed a ball gag from a supposed hostage’s mouth, only to have the handcuffed individual tell the officer that he was, and this is another direct quote, “really harshing the vibe in the room.”

After the failed raid, we learned that the anonymous source had indeed come from a previously frequent goer of the neighbourhood sex dungeon — someone by the name of Andrew Fowler — but that Fowler had recently been banned for life for breaking the dungeons’ “no cursing” policy.

At this time we’re asking all media outlets to please be respectful of those negatively affected by the police raid, as well as those officers who now have the term “sex dungeon” appear as a suggestion when you try to Google their names. I can confirm that a few of the officers involved in the raid are now being treated for PTSD, or Platonic Trauma Sex Dungeon syndrome, but everyone is expected to make a full recovery.

Clan defeat Falcons in five game thriller

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Lisa Dimyadi / The Peak

Thursday night the SFU women’s volleyball team played host to the Seattle Pacific Falcons in what I can only describe as one of the best SFU athletics games I have ever seen. The team battled back from being down two games to none and won it in five games, and won the last set by just two points.

SFU started terribly. After scoring the first point of the game, they conceded next eight straight points and were quickly down by a lot. SFU crawled back later on to make it 17–13, but Seattle Pacific then took control and won the set 25–18. The second set wasn’t any better. After taking an early 2–1 lead, Seattle Pacific once again took control, making a number of great digs and winning the set 25–22.

“I basically asked them, ‘can we play better’?” said head coach Gina Schmidt, referring to her team talk after the first two sets. “I was at a little bit of a loss. I hadn’t seen us come out that slow in a match yet this season, and I was at a loss as to who to put back on the floor [. . .] Is it insanity to keep doing the same thing, to put the same people out? Or can we just play better? I had confidence that they could, because I’ve seen us play better.

The third set belonged to SFU. This time they were able to get off to a great start, and never trailed in the entire set. Seattle Pacific hit a couple of their serves into the net, certainly in large part due to the SFU football team that was in attendance: they did their best to distract the opposing players and get the crowd riled up. In the fourth set, momentum was strongly in the Clan’s favour. They once again got off to an early lead, and after a fantastic back and forth rally made it 20–16, they won the set 25–20.

But the best was yet to come. The fifth set started off poorly for SFU, as they were down 8–1 early on. But after, it was an extremely tense back and forth affair. Fortune seemed to favour SFU when two Seattle Pacific players collided and allowed SFU to tie it 12–12. “I was just thinking ‘it’s just a game’” said player Christine Howlett afterwards. “That calms me down.” After a SFU time out at 14–14, the team scored the next two points, winning the set 16–14 and capping off a miraculous comeback.

“We’ve been in a lot of those situations this season, in terms of five set matches. I felt like we’ve been there before, and that for some reason find ways to win when we’re up against the wall. Our team has shown a lot of character in those situations so far.”

The team’s next game will be on the road against Northwest Nazarene University.

Button options Facebook should consider adding next

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Photo courtesy of Glendalough Guided Walks

Pessimists everywhere rejoiced, “I guess it’s better late than never” last week when Facebook announced it would soon be introducing the much-demanded “dislike” button. On the one hand we’re all one step closer to being able to publicly shame amateur foodies who post their lunch on the daily; on the other hand, Zuckerberg and co. are about to pull back the floodgates of disapproval that could, somehow, make the Internet an even more of a negative space.

Regardless, the announcement shows that Facebook is occasionally open to hearing what their users want, so I’m hoping some of these suggestions pick up momentum. Here are six other kinds of buttons that Facebook should consider adding to their ever-expanding roster.

A “LIKE like” button: if we’re being honest here, about 60 per cent of what happens on Facebook can be directly traced back to someone trying to get with someone else on their friends list. It’s a frenzy of casual flirting mixed with 21st-century technology that could do with a little simplifying — enter the “LIKE like” button. With this, you’ll have the option of letting your crush know your intentions without the forwardness of having to send a dick or clit pic.

A “good show, m’boy” button: similar to the “like” button but slightly classier, and therefore more meaningful.

A “like from a family member” button: equal parts “like” button and privacy control, this button would give your post another like but then immediately disable the comments for that user, so no aging family member spams you with ill-placed questions or publicly shames you for not calling your aunt more — which you really should, you know.

A “sarcastic like” button: the only thing more powerful than sincerity is when it’s a sincere form of sarcasm. Humble-brag posts, statuses where a person refers to their pet as a son or daughter, cliched political posts or generic calls for change, these are just a few of the scenarios where a “sarcastic like” button would come in handy.

A “pushing your buttons” button: it’s highly improbable that every person on your Facebook friends list actually qualifies for such an esteemed descriptor, but it’s 2015 and we’ll just have to accept that some dinguses have made it onto your list. That’s why I’m proposing a “pushing your buttons” button, the perfect button for passive-aggressively letting someone know how you really feel without saying how you really feel. Of course this button wouldn’t be entirely self-sufficient and would have to be accompanied by several paragraphs’ worth of text that you spent too long working on, but at least it’s a start.

A “poke” button: can you imagine if Facebook had a “poke” button? What a world we would be living in! People would be able to “poke” their friends, and then when their friend signs on there would be a little notification saying they had been “poked.” You could go back and forth, poking each other, but you could only poke a person once until they’ve poked you back. It sounds complicated, but trust me when I say this would become the most popular, most used feature on all of Facebook!

Get real, Getty Images

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Photo Credit: Lisa Dimyadi

The fruits of creative labour are among the most zealously guarded; who enjoys having the things they’ve poured their souls into stolen? In the information age, where intellectual property often takes on an easily-filched digital form, it’s understandable that conflicts over it are prone to escalation. However, a rather unassuming portion of the digital dimension is currently under fire.

German blog GetDigital recently broke a gag order for the noble purpose of warning fellow meme-wielders about an astonishing development: the famed ‘Socially Awkward Penguin’ meme, featuring a penguin against a captioned blue background, has gone from humorous and great to schmuck bait. Seattle-based stock photo agency Getty Images, the image’s original source, has been fining blogs displaying the meme on the basis of copyright violation, threatening to take legal action.

Basically, you might get bullied into paying up hundreds of dollars because you thought a photo of a penguin might get a chuckle out of your readers. I don’t think it takes a lawyer to establish that this is one of the most unbelievable witch hunts in history.

Getty may have rights to that image, but their methodology in protecting those rights is closer to intimidation than anything. They’re trying to take laws designed to guard people from injustice and use them to squeeze money out of innocents, and somehow, I doubt it has anything to do with their appreciation of photography.

Although this is one of Getty’s more ridiculous moves, they actually have a reputation for being unreasonable about copyright. Most companies simply send warnings to offenders, who often take down the offensive material without complaint. Not only does Getty attempt to impose fines with no prior warning, said fines are exorbitant compared to what’s considered normal for unauthorized use of photos. In one case, they demanded £6,000 from a church website in England, for photos that would probably warrant a few hundred pounds at most.

Besides, Getty must realize that most, if not all, of the ‘offending’ blogs aren’t even aware that the image isn’t from the public domain. It’s been circulating the Internet for years, and it’s even had its own KnowYourMeme article since 2009; if it’s such a problem, you’d think Getty would’ve taken action before now, right?

The blog PetaPixel speculates that Getty is sending out ‘gag orders’ to copyright violators — basically, violators are not supposed to tell other people about the copyright violation in question (although GetDigital chose to defy it). That seems counterproductive to the goal of getting people to take it down, doesn’t it?  I guess Getty really likes surprise gifts.

They totally aren’t trying to force money out of as many blogs as possible by ensuring that nobody knows that they might want to take the photo down. Of course not. Ha ha. Ha. So ridiculous.

Do such trivial images really necessitate such harsh enforcement on the part of companies like Getty? I don’t think anyone can say with a straight face that losing nearly a thousand dollars fits the crime of posting a penguin surrounded by a charming phrase on your website.

Forget about investigating churches and bloggers — what we need to ask is where Getty gets off using memes, of all things, as blackmail.

Challenging your anxieties

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Photo courtesy of Maxwell GS (Flickr)

What can be more frustrating than realizing your whole life has been caged by a compilation of fears? As an anxiety-ridden human being, close friends and relatives have always known me for my ‘scaredy cat’ tendencies. I construct myself out of fear; frightening ‘what-if’ scenarios are on my mind’s most-played list. Although I told myself I could never be too careful, it was a lie — you can be too careful if it’s to the point where you aren’t really living anymore.

During the break between semesters, my Toronto friend and I decided to meet up in New York City for a fun reunion. Now, you might be thinking all sorts of positive things about the idea of spending five days in New York City with a close friend. I was excited too, but I was also more or less panicking.

The trip promised everything I avoided in everyday life: all things involved with being on an airplane, large crowds of people, navigating myself through that same crowd by myself, a slightly questionable place of residence, and of course, the ever present ‘unknown.’ In summary, I was having an existential panic attack on the five-hour plane ride to this wonderful city.

The moment I stepped off the plane, I vowed to make the most out of my trip. Although there were things that went wrong, more things went right. I came home with the realization that I had conquered many fears, talked to many strangers, and actually had a lot of fun. Looking back, the most memorable moments of my trip weren’t the times I played it by my tacky, seamless schedule, but the chaotic spontaneity of existing in the ‘unknown.’

You can be too careful if it’s to the point where you aren’t really living anymore.

Everybody is afraid of something, and fear will always exist within us, only to be triggered by certain situations. That said, I believe that constantly living in anticipation of fear is paralyzing. Living this way hinders you from achieving your fullest potential, and from taking advantage of the great opportunities and adventures within your reach.

If you are a ‘scaredy cat’ like me, I suggest you wake up and do what I should have done a long time ago. Vow to make the most out of your life by letting go of your fears, especially the fear of oblivion.

Some fears I can’t actually overcome at this present moment — for example, horror movies and bugs still scare me to the core — but when it comes to other frightening activities such as ziplining, camping in a suspended spherical tent in the woods (an actual activity on Vancouver Island!), learning to drive, and travelling, I feel almost excited to challenge these now that I know how rewarding it can be.

Fear is not worth cutting yourself short, or diminishing life-enriching activities. Fear is especially not worth compromising the moments that take your breath away, make your head spin or your heart race. Before you doubt yourself, try to push past your usual boundaries; you may find that you’re braver than you think.

How to cure Duck Syndrome before you drown

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Photo Credit: Talha Qadir

When most of us join university, we are laden with immense pressure from society, including our family, friends, the economy, and even ourselves, with expectations of whom we ought to become. As capitalism would have it, these expectations tend to be charged with ideas of coming out ‘on top.’

So what does a ‘good’ student trying to cope with this pressure do? In the words of Madagascar’s Skipper the Penguin, “just smile and wave, boys [and girls]. Smile and wave.” The extent to which a lot of us go to keep up appearances of intelligence and control however, can prove to be quite unhealthy and regressive.

In line with the theme of birds and coping mechanisms, Stanford University coined the term ‘Duck Syndrome’ to describe how students put up positive appearances while undergoing a whirlpool of stress, anxiety, and in many cases, depression, underneath. The idea stems from how ducks appear to float seamlessly on water, while their feet work tirelessly under the surface to maintain constant motion.

This almost perfectly describes a majority of the university experience, further exemplified by the various posts on pages like the Facebook page SFU Confessions.

I remember beginning my business undergrad at a transfer college and thinking, “this is what ‘serious people’ who want to make ‘real money’ do!” I then went on with business courses for almost two years before finally realizing how much misery and regret I had built up. Moreover, I insisted, rather than reconsidering my decision, on maintaining the outward appearance of confidence, in an attempt to project what a good student I was.

I was distraught, worried, and confused most of the time, and did not take the opportunity to realize that trying to keep up an appearance was robbing me of an actual education. I felt like I had made the worst decision ever, but couldn’t quit because of my commitment to the title ‘businessman.’

Eventually, however, I realised what an injustice to myself it was to suffer in silence and not take action. With some reflection and consideration, I switched majors to Communication while still maintaining a minor in Business. Honestly, I couldn’t be happier with my decision! To a great extent, I relieved myself of an imaginary and ill-fitting standard that was holding me back.

With the competitive nature of everything these days, it comes as no surprise that many of us are committed to things we do not intrinsically believe in. Many of us try at all costs to appear as though we have it all together, in an attempt to stay in an unhealthy game.

I believe that taking time to reflect on one’s personal needs before considering what society expects from you is far more valuable. Without sounding too much like yet another ‘do what you love’ advocate, I simply urge everyone to make healthier decisions and seek help when you can. Don’t be afraid of change when you have the ability to do so, especially if it is for the better.

We are never alone in our struggles. Most of the people we walk by each day probably feel  or have felt the same way we do, but simply refuse to show it. Do not let this fool you into sustaining bad situations, but make active choices to change things for the better.