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No one at SFU is prepared for an earthquake

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How many of you remember fire drills in elementary and secondary school? I know I went through a couple per year. As kids, we used to think they were great — we had no class and became caught up in the excitement of that crazy loud bell. As  adults, people don’t appreciate fire drills and look for any opportunity to avoid them. My workplace, however, doesn’t avoid the fire drill and actively embraces them. Working at a major tourist attraction, you would hope that the staff know how to safely evacuate people in the case of a fire. 

Mid-October, my work introduced something new: an earthquake drill. We live in a city where the conversation around quakes has gone from ‘if’ to ‘when,’ and yet I will fully admit I didn’t really know what to do if one were to hit. Until that drill, I thought standing in a door frame was ‘what you were meant to do.’

Don’t do that, by the way, it’s apparently really stupid; one of the many things you think you know but actually don’t. Oh, common sense, you’re so fun.

My earthquake drill was facilitated by an event called Shake Out BC. It’s like Earth Day in the sense that you are encouraged to participate, yet it is essentially voluntary. I was at work downtown when the “shake out” occurred, and I could actually hear alarms ring out for a short time around the city.

Did you all know that SFU was part of the drill as well? Neither did I. That’s because no one I know on campus that day heard any alarms. I checked the SFU website, and there were only three places between all of the campuses where there was a drill: Burnaby campus’ Saywell Hall Atrium, the WAC Bennett Library, and the Vancouver Harbour Centre Concourse.

It got me thinking: what is going to happen when an earthquake does hit? How many of us know that it’s the safest to get under a table or bench and hold on? I understand that organising a drill across a huge university can be a royal pain, yet as Shake Out BC showed, a drill can be as simple as a one-minute demonstration at 10:15 a.m.

Everyone who is in class is either packing their bags and ignoring the prof’s final sentences, or getting ready for a break. Is it really that difficult to inform all the profs and TAs and to put a few posters up?

I’m not saying we should have all evacuated the school like we did in grade three. Simply that if I were in one of the C-9000 classrooms, I’d want to know what the heck we are meant to do in the case of a quake — especially since I’m too tall to properly fit under the seats. A simple drill that could very well save lives shouldn’t be something a school encourages you to volunteer to practice, but something that you are voluntold.

Nimona is an uproariously heart-wrenching epic of friendship

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Nimona

Contrary to popular belief, a sidekick is not a flamboyantly dressed crime-fighting assistant confidently sporting emerald fish-scale panties. Although I can see where you might have drawn that conclusion.

No, a sidekick is much more than just embarrassing fashion choices and corny catch phrases. At their fundamental core, the sidekick is a dear friend, a relentless partner tasked with assisting a confidant to the best of their human (or non-human) ability. They are the foundation of any dynamic duo and the glue that keeps every good team afloat. And like any cherished colleague, they have it in their power to help make us better and worthier people than we can ever imagine.

In Nimona, we come to see the beautiful side to the historically underrated ward and how they can be a defining part of our lives.

Lord Ballister Blackheart is a man with a thirst for revenge. After losing his arm and being wrongfully banished from the Institution of Law Enforcement and Heroics, Blackheart turns to a life of villainy. While scheming up a plan to expose the unvirtuous quality of the institution, he happens upon an unexpected interloper by the name of Nimona who breaks into his lair. Nimona, inspired by Blackheart’s turpitude, offers her services to him, albeit eccentrically. Begrudgingly, the malefactor agrees, unleashing upon himself a jocular caboodle of escapades.

Nimona is a charming character who, despite being childish, does anything but annoy. Shamelessly headstrong and unswervingly honest, she helps to make every page an utter joy to read. Even better though, Nimona is not some cheaply crafted one-liner machine; she is a character written with such tactful depth you’d swear she was a real person living upon every panel of the story.

Although Nimona is the title character of the graphic novel, the story’s focus is placed mainly on Lord Ballister Blackheart, who is a compelling if not tragic lead. By himself, Blackheart would have been a more than sufficient protagonist to uphold the comic’s yarn. However, the majesty of Nimona’s success rests in the sidesplitting conductive relationship between its two electrifying criminals.

Blackheart plays the straight shooter to Nimona’s quirky endeavors, rolling his eyes and losing his temper in tune to the rambunctious actions of his energetic squire. Every page the two characters share is a delight. Whether allocating time to a heart-to-heart or frolicsome squabble over the dumbest of topics, readers can get really entrenched in the dysfunctional relationship the two share and how they help each other grow.

As for the artwork — well, it’s absolutely breathtaking. To call it eye candy would be too cheap a connotation to bestow upon it. Nimona is nothing less than a visual libation your eyes could drink until the end of time with no need for alternate sustenance.

In a sea of sometimes superfluous similar works and multitudinous choices, it can be a grandiose conquest just to find something unique (never mind something ultimately enjoyable). However, Nimona is a reminder that if you look hard enough you can still find a treasure or two in a bookstore packed of monotonous remakes and ridiculous knock-offs.

Noelle Stevenson crafted a work so mesmerizingly wonderful that splashes of her heart can be seen on every page you turn. Nimona is a whimsical tale which will leave your sides aching from laughter and your tear ducts drained as you wish the experience could last just another page more.

Nightwood Editions launches four new poetry collections

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At the Lost + Found cafe on Hastings street on November 1, Canadian publisher Nightwood Editions launched four poetry collections by emerging Canadian writers. Copies of the four titles were sold by Pulpfiction Books.

Silas White, publisher of Nightwood Editions, explained that “with the decline of community bookstores, book launches are crucial to fostering a sense of community for the writers.” This strong sense of community was apparent at the launch in both the authors and guests. Supported by family, friends, peers, and readers the four authors read excerpts from their newly published books, and gave words of thanks to those involved in bringing them to print.

Nick Thran, currently the writer-in-residence at the University of Calgary, presented his third collection of poetry, Mayor Snow. Joe Denham’s fourth publication, Regeneration Machine, is a requiem to the ghost of an old friend, reconciling the unexpected violent end of a non-violent young man. Sheryda Warrener teaches Creative Writing at UBC, and Floating is Everything is her second poetry collection, a collection that explores ways of belonging by drawing on an unexpected cast of characters.

Perpetual, written by Rita Wong and illustrated by Cindy Mochizuki, is a collection of poetic essays on the power and presence of water. Wong is a Calgary native and associate professor in Critical and Cultural Studies at Emily Carr University of Art and Design, who received her PhD from SFU. Cindy Mochizuki is an Interdisciplinary Artist with an MFA from SFU’s School of Contemporary Arts.

Perpetual continues Wong’s long-term interest in water, spawning from a 2007 callout to protect sacred waters by Dorothy Christian, an interdisciplinary artist and scholar from the Secwepemc Nation. Rita Wong chronicles her discovery of water from the lost creeks of Vancouver, through the Fraser river, to the tar sands of Alberta, exploring memories of place and stewardship along the way, through indigenous knowledge and its connection to the land.

Wong described the importance of “being conscious of where you are, and where your water comes from,” as it forms such a crucial part of our interconnected world. Her volume references issues around our sources of water, as well as how we value, secure and conserve it. This frames water as a crucial part of the conversation around sustainability, one which she described as an excellent opportunity to work together to find a solution. Audiences could see this collaborative mindset at play in Wong’s book launch reading, where she opened by expressing her “respect for those that work in, profit from, and protest the development of the tar sands.”

Cindy Mochizuki’s compelling illustrations support Wong’s writing by expanding on the text in both a documentary, and surreal manner. Laid out in the style of a graphic novel, the illustrations are done in a simple black and white line-art palette that creates an environment that is distinctly personal and dream-like. Perpetual’s essays read as part educational documentary, part discovery and self-reflection. This combination makes for an approachable and enchanting look at ideas around water.

Through her writing, Rita Wong continues a tradition of activism by university scholars, one recently visible in our own Lynne Quarmby and Stephen Collis, SFU professors who formed part of the protests against the Trans-Mountain Pipeline expansion here on Burnaby mountain.  In Perpetual, Rita Wong’s reflective and conciliatory tone and Mochizuki’s ability to personalize this narrative are characteristic of a shifting approach in activism from confrontation, to reconciliation.

Sports Briefs

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Freshman Christina Dickson was awarded a major award

Christina Dickson

Forward Christina Dickson has been named GNAC freshman of the year for women’s soccer, and First Team All-Conference. The native of Burnaby, BC played in all 15 games for the Clan this year, scoring seven goals and three assists. She was a unanimous choice for First Team All-Conference, and according to Head Coach Annie Hamel, “her future is going to be very bright.”

Men’s Wrestling

Both Cruz Velasquez and Ciran Bell won their weight classes last Saturday, as the Clan’s season got underway. Velasquez won in the 61 kg category, winning three straight matches to claim the crown. Bell, competing in the 90 kg category, won all four of the matches to win the category. He also competed in the 94 kg category, finishing fourth.

Cross Country

Two cross-country players have been named for the GNAC Academic All-Conference team. Lorenzo Smith, a senior from Chilliwack, BC, had the highest cumulative grade point among athletes selected, with a 4.03 cumulative grade point average in Biomedical Physiology. Fellow senior Cameron Proceviat has also been selected to the team, with a 3.85 CGPA.

Laugh Track: An interview with Kyle Bottom

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Illustration by Christina Kruger

Vancouver’s Kyle Bottom is a man who wears many hats. Aside from nearly a decade and a half of stand-up experience, Bottom’s also the artist booker for downtown favourite The Comedy Mix and showrunner for Comedy Bucket, a monthly riffing show he started at Hot Art Wet City. (Even as I meet up with Bottom for our interview, he’s working on a script for an upcoming The Debaters episode, where he’ll be arguing that video games are not a waste of time.) Read on to learn more about how stand-up in Vancouver’s changed since the early 2000s, what to expect from his monthly comedy show, and why it’s Comedy Bucket instead of Comedy Jar

How would you describe your comedy to someone who’s never seen it?

Onstage, I’m just a big weirdo, I’m super sure of myself, very opinionated, arrogant, and with a little spice of offensive. I don’t really tell a lot of stories; I react to whatever’s going on in my life. My stand-up’s very personal or derived from personal experiences, more inward-focused.

How has the stand-up scene in Vancouver changed since you started in 2001?

It’s changed in that some people are missing. A lot of them have moved on, because if you’re good at stand-up, there’s no real future in Canada.  So a lot of people have left to go to the States or to England — those are the two big options. I also feel like there are more people who do stand-up now. The group of amateurs is a lot bigger than when I was starting out, and it’s become more social over the last couple of years.

If you could, what’s one piece of advice you’d give to 19-year-old Kyle Bottom regarding stand-up?

I’d probably tell myself to get a recording device sooner. I only started recording my sets when I got an iPhone, so I missed out on six years of recording my sets. I would also tell myself to not take any breaks, because when you take breaks from stand-up, it really wears down your skills.

What’s one piece of advice you’d give 19-year-old Kyle Bottom, not regarding stand-up?

Don’t wait to have sex. Love is not important.

Where did the idea for your  monthly show, Comedy Bucket, come from?

It’s based off of a show by Paul Provenza called Set List, where they take a bunch of really top-level comics (who aren’t allowed to prepare anything in advance) and Paul uses a projector screen. The comics get onstage and he just throws up a random string of words, like “necromancer gangbang,” and the comedian has to talk about that until Paul’s satisfied and puts another thing up there. I saw Set List in Montreal and thought it was the best show ever, and I wanted to do something like that. I wanted to do a riffing show, which is getting more and more popular in the stand-up world. People like riffing. Prepared material is great but it’s nice to have a change of pace.

Is there any submission you’re tired of pulling from the bucket?

Sometimes people want to do the show, they want to riff, but then they get a suggestion that they weren’t expecting and maybe it’s something a little dark or weird, and they freak out about it. One that we’ve gotten in the past that people just lose it on is “breast cancer.” Someone pulls out and reads breast cancer and their brain melts. They have nothing they could possibly say that would be funny. And yeah, it’s a dark and messed-up topic for jokes but if you just let your mind wander and start talking, you never know what you’re going to find. That’s why I like doing Comedy Bucket. It forces me to talk about things that I would’ve never even considered talking about in front of people. So I’m not sick of anything. In fact, I like the mix. I like that people put in normal, every-day stuff like “cookie” and then the next one is breast cancer. That’s such a weird arc for a set to take.

How does one go about doing comedy or making light of something that is serious, like breast cancer?

What it comes down to is whether you can find something that’s funny about it to you. So if you have a dark topic and you can find an angle or way of approaching it that’s funny to you, then you can pass that onto audiences. It’s a lot of trial and error because the first time you tell it — especially if it’s a dark joke — there’s a good chance it’ll bomb, because you don’t have the right confidence going into it. You need a little bit of perseverance. If you can find an angle on something that’s funny to you, then you can make it funny for an audience, even if it’s some messed up topic like necromancer gangbang.

Is the “comedy bucket” a literal bucket?

Yeah. I bought it at the dollar store. It’s a little metal garden bucket with a handle. It’s an actual bucket, if just for the ease of reaching into. It can’t be Comedy Jar, because what if someone’s hand is too big and they have trouble getting in and out?

Do you have any advice for someone who might be interested in entering the Vancouver comedy scene?

If you want to get into comedy, try it and be honest about it. Some people are good at comedy and never pursue it, and some people are bad at comedy and pursue it anyway. Just because you can do comedy doesn’t mean you should. You can form a band that makes bad music, but that doesn’t mean you should be in a band. Try it, be honest with yourself, and if you think there’s something there, that you have the ability to look at something with a fresh perspective and you’re actually being funny, then yeah. Go for it. But don’t just dip your toe in and say, “Look at me! I’m a comedian! I’m doing it!” There are levels of progression and it’s a horrible journey, but it’s alright.

Fill up on laughs with Kyle Bottom’s Comedy Bucket, happening November 12 at Hot Art Wet City in Vancouver.

SFU prepares to host hockey analytics conference in April

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Simon Fraser University has announced that it will host a conference on the emerging field of hockey analytics on April 9, 2016 at the Harbour Centre campus. It will take place from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., and the conference will feature some of the brightest minds of the analytics community, to be announced closer to the date of the conference.

“The motivation behind it is that hockey analytics are becoming more popular,” explained Tim Swartz, professor in the Department of Statistics and Actuarial Science. “Every team is hiring analytics people to do their work, to gain a competitive edge. Fans are interested in this, and I think it fits in well with SFU’s vision of engagement.

“We plan on not just having academics at this meeting, but people from media — television, print — and casual fans.”

Hockey analytics has exploded in recent years. Some of the metrics, such as “Corsi” and “Fenwick,” have even started to enter the average hockey fan’s vocabulary. Sports analytics in general have become more popular in recent years, mostly due to the proliferation of data that is available both to teams and the fans themselves. Sites such as War on Ice are able to give the average fan a plethora of data that they can choose to use as they see fit.

“It’s the use of data to make informed decisions concerning the game. It’s widespread,” added Swartz. He further explained that analytics can be used to make decisions about players’ salaries, answering questions such as, “should you pay someone one million dollars a year or two million dollars a year?”

Swartz gave an example of how data can be used to make in game-decisions. “I wrote a paper a few years back about pulling the goaltender, and the convention [at the time] was to pull your goalie with about a minute left to play. But I think our work has influenced people a little bit. So you’re gradually seeing the goalie pulled earlier and earlier.”

Patrick Roy, head coach of the Colorado Avalanche and legendary former goalie, was one of the earliest adopters of this trend. Said Swartz, “My collaborators at Laval University gave the paper to Patrick,” hinting that Roy may have been inspired by his work. “I don’t know if it influenced Patrick at all, but we know he had the paper.”

Sports has always been a passion for Swartz, so it was natural for him to get into its analytics as a statistician and to help organize the conference. “I’ve played sports and watched sports all my life [. . .] I’ve been working on sports problems for a long time. The range of sports I have worked on has included highland dance, soccer, baseball, hockey, and cricket.”

Registration is free; however, a donation of 10 dollars is suggested. If you can’t make the conference but are still interested in analytics, a sports analytics club has recently been formed at SFU. The club meets every second Tuesday of the month.

My battle with the West Coast Trail

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Number one rule of hiking: don’t overpack.

The most thrilling aspect of participation in sport is the total pursuit of victory against elite competition. Athletes frequently say the greatest satisfaction is victory achieved with maximum effort despite incredible adversity. For those who do not play sports at a high level, backcountry hiking is an example of a local activity where one can experience the emotions of victory, struggle, and perseverance.

In 2009, I decided to hike British Columbia’s legendary West Coast Trail. I recently had started car camping and thought I could figure out what would be required to do the 75 km Vancouver Island hike. I naively picked up an 80 Litre pack and bought a compact tent.

The only thing I did right in my preparation was making sure that my hiking shoes were broken in. I had no rain gear, no hiking poles, no thermals, a cheap sleeping bag, and my pack weighed a crippling 90 lbs! My pack was so heavy because I brought food like peanut butter and tins of sardines and salmon. I also brought three thick, hardcover history books. The hike would turn out to be one of the toughest and most rewarding experiences of my life.

My first day hiking was absolutely brutal, as it involved difficult navigation over roots and through the mud of the rainforest trail. There were also significant rises and drops in elevation gain as well as the ladders. The West Coast Trail has dozens of extremely long ladders which are quite scary to climb when soaked and slippery.

The first day, I hiked only six kilometres in five hours. My knees were throbbing, and after a frigid night, I hid in my tent from the rain while rehabbing my knees. I also did not realize that my pack was not waterproof; I left it outside the tent and everything got completely soaked, including my unsealed toilet paper. The icing on the cake: a bee stung me twice in the neck as I was trying to relax and read.

I had to dig deep the next morning to achieve victory over the trail. I slipped and fell multiple times, enduring several cuts from sharp barnacles as I climbed over massive beach boulders. My persistence ultimately would pay off, though. The rest of the hike included spectacular scenes of shorebirds flying in poetic unison, cute crabs scurrying on the rocks, bald eagles, sea lions, and rich ocean life in the tidal pools. I slept on beaches every night entranced by the roar of the ocean.

On the last day, the sun came out and I finally could see the beautiful ocean at the end of Canada. I hit the marker for kilometre 75 singing in celebration after conquering the West Coast Trail. Each summer since then, I have hiked a new national park with different challenges in my duel with nature.

If you are looking for a competitive challenge, the backcountry might be for you.

SFU loses championship opportunity

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Katelyn Erhardson had a strong game up front for SFU.

Last Saturday was the most meaningful game the SFU women’s soccer team had played in a long time.

After four straight years of finishing at the bottom of the GNAC standings, the Clan have fought their way back to the top in a season that has defied expectations. A win in last Saturday’s game could have secured the team a spot in the GNAC conference championships, to be played here at SFU. All they had to do was beat Western Oregon.

Unfortunately, it was not to be. A late goal into overtime by Wolves forward Taylor Higa destroyed any hope of the clan qualifying, and the team ended the season just out of the fourth place spot needed to qualify.

The first half ended in a scoreless draw, but that doesn’t mean it was void of chances. SFU outshot the visitors 14–6 in the opening frame, but couldn’t find the back of the net. Christian Dickson had two shots in close off an SFU corner in the first half, but could not convert to take the lead.

The Clan got behind early in the second half. Off a free kick eight minutes in, Brooke Steinberg buried it into the right side of the net for an early 1–0 lead. SFU was able to quickly answer and keep the hope of a victory alive.

Just under a minute later, freshman Katelyn Erhardson took the ball at the right corner of the 18-yard box, and buried it into the left hand corner. From there, SFU pushed the pace of the game, trying desperately to tip the scales. However, nothing was solved after ninety minutes and the game went to overtime.

In the 107th minute, heartbreak ensued. Off another free kick, Taylor Higa scored from just outside the box making the game 2–1 and ending any chance of SFU making it to the conference championship. Both keepers played exceptionally well, with SFU’s Priya Sandhu facing 19 shots total, nine of which were on target.

In all, it was a good season for SFU. Despite being picked to finish dead last before the season started, the team was able to beat the odds and challenge for a spot in the conference championships.

Men’s hockey goes 1–1 on two day road trip

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Two vastly different games left the team .500 by the end of the road trip

Over the last weekend the SFU men’s hockey team played two games, and it was a tale of two different results. The first was against Eastern Washington, which was won by SFU in a close 3–2 game. The second one was a 5–0 loss at the hands of rivals Selkirk College.

“We had real good energy friday night,” said Head Coach Mark Coletta on the weekend’s games. “We had good pace, and obviously we got the win. But Saturday we came out flat, and didn’t compete hard enough.”

Friday night’s game got off to a great start for the Clan: they were able to get up to a 2–0 lead, thanks to goals from Michael Sandor and newcomer Brandon Tidy, shorthanded. But after that, Eastern Washington forward Beau Walker scored both goals to tie it up at two.

“Obviously he’s a good player,” said Coletta about Walker. “He’s a good skater, he’s got great skill, and he’s a Division I transfer. We’ve had trouble identifying where he’s on the ice, and bumping him when he has the puck.”

The third period featured 13 shots by SFU, and they got the winning goal courtesy of Jesse Mysiorek, his first of the season. Goalie Jordan Liem made 28 saves on the night.

The second game was in stark contrast to the first one. The Clan were badly outshot and took twice as many penalties in this game compared to the first. So what went wrong in the second game?

“A lot of it is physiological,” remarked Coletta. “There’ still a stigma when we go up to Selkirk and play there. It’s part of the mental aspect of the game, and we still need to work on that.”

After Nelson Hurry gave Selkirk the 1–0 lead, the doors burst open in the second period. Selkirk scored three in the frame, including one early in the period on the powerplay. They rubbed salt in their wounds with a fifth goal in the third. Selkirk player Ryan Edwards ended the game with an incredible five assists.

With a goal over the weekend, new player Tidy has gotten off to a quick start in his BCIHL career. He now has three points in five games, and has become a regular in Mark Coletta’s lineup.

“He’s a character guy,” Coletta noted. “He plays a bold, hard, crashing style of game that has worked out well for us.”

The trip leaves the team 2–1 on the road on the season. Their next game is on the road against Trinity Western at the Langley Events Centre on Saturday.

HUMOUR: Moustaches growing humans for slacktivism awareness

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It’s November, which means it’s the time of year for moustaches everywhere to start sprouting patchy humans on their upper hairs in hopes of raising awareness about slacktivism.

“Most people aren’t really that well-informed when it comes to slacktivism,” said Mikey McMikerson, a moustache who’s now in his fourth year of doing Movember. “Did you know: studies have shown that one in every six people will partake in some form of slacktivism in their lifetime? That’s a huge chunk of the population, and somehow it’s not a topic people are openly talking about yet.”

But what is slacktivism, and what are some of the warning signs people can learn to recognize, in order to protect their loved ones?

Slacktivism, or “phantom feels” as it’s commonly referred to, is the result of two different conditions occurring in one’s body. The first is a buildup of internal tensions within a person’s heart, caused by the tugging on his or her metaphorical heart strings. The second, and the dangerous catalyst behind slacktivism, is the swelling of a person’s brain with the idea that the world won’t be right unless they specifically say something to make a difference. When both conditions are present in an individual, the risk of slacktivism is extremely high.

“Facebook posts, overdone hashtags, vlogs, sharing links without giving any context or doing any research to look into factual accuracies: These are just a few of the things people need to watch for in their friends and family,” warns McMikerson. “If you notice a combination of these or even just one, slacktivism may already be an issue.”

While there’s a fair bit of disagreement over when slacktivism began, a considerable amount of evidence can be linked to 1991, when the World Wide Web as we know it was first introduced to the public. Theorists suggest that this easy-to-use platform may have been what started the slacktivism movement.

Since its humble beginnings in Melbourne, Australia over 10 years ago, Movember has grown to be one of the most buzzed-about social movements of the decade. What started as friendly competition amongst friends to raise awareness of slacktivism has grown to impressive proportions: last year, over two million moustaches were registered Movember participants.

However, Movember hasn’t been without its detractors: some critics have argued that the whole movement is a form of slacktivism on its own, giving the illusion that moustaches growing something along their upper lip is merely feeding into the cycle of not advocating for any real social change.

“That’s ridiculous,” retorted McMikerson, stroking his human defensively but proudly. “Have you seen the human I’ve been growing on my face for Movember? It’s so greasy and looks terrible. How can something so tacky not make a big social change in the world? That just doesn’t seem possible.”