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Five things to replace the SFU sign with

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ILLUSTRATION: A drawing of the SFU sign with a giant X through it. Around it, scatter the words: uninspired, boring, cliché, butt ugly.
ILLUSTRATION: Abigail Streifel / The Peak

By: Ashima Shukla, Postmodernist-in-Residence

In a shocking yet unsurprising twist, SFU was recently robbed of its soul. No, not our collective conscience! The logo on the SFU welcome sign at the foot of the campus. The beloved red symbol of caffeine dependency (foreshadowing your search for a free parking spot on campus) went missing. 

But fret not, dearest students, for the logo has since returned. And yet, in a totally credible Fraser Institute study, 110% of SFU students have now proclaimed the welcome sign “butt ugly.” 

Perhaps it’s time for a redesign that better reflects the SFU experience in its full glory. With zero budget, minimal artistic expertise, and a heavy dose of metaphor, enter: our top five visionary contenders for replacing our #boringsign. 

1. A giant clock that shows you’re always early (for the next class) 

Nothing says “welcome” like a friendly reminder that time is an illusion and your schedule is a self-made prison. This oversized clock isn’t broken — it’s just set to a mystical time zone known only to course schedulers, mountain ghosts, and the R5 bus drivers. Running late again? Don’t worry! According to this tasteful installation, you’re just very early for your next class. It’s not lying, it’s optimism! Even if time is fake, your efforts (and panic) are very real. So, enjoy this reminder that you’re way ahead of the game (even if not the one you’re currently in). 

2. An introvert’s nightmare: an interactive absurdist performance  

Bringing Beckett to Burnaby, picture this: an immersive installation that invites you to stand at its centre while four figures walk around you in a repeating but nonsensical pattern. No one makes eye contact. No one leaves. All you hear is the haunting rhythm of footsteps and small talk. Inspired by Samuel Beckett’s Quad, this piece welcomes you to SFU’s hypersocial yet deeply isolating university life. Are you the main character in a tragicomedy or just heading to the AQ? Come find out! 

And yes — the performance never ends. 

3. A “not UBC” sign 

Minimalist. Iconic. Proudly contrarian. Perfect for when visitors need clarity and students need closure. The sign isn’t competitive — it’s just setting the record straight. No, we don’t have a nude beach or heritage ivy. But we do have racoons. And fog. And don’t you dare forget our brutalist concrete that builds character (and strong calves). 

4. A goSFU MySchedule simulation that rearranges itself when you look away 

This cursed display shows you a perfect schedule as you drive up the mountain — until you blink. Then, you’ve suddenly got two overlapping seminars, a lab in Surrey, and a 3:00 a.m. tutorial for another faculty that you cannot drop. Bonus points if you catch it glitch, showing a waitlisted course from 2020. Why? Because chaos is free, unlike your tuition. 

5. A giant red splotch of red paint 

This bold and provocative piece of abstract art is titled, “The Cost of Knowledge: A Generous Donation.” Whether it’s the emotional toll of a degree with job prospects TBD or the lack of funding no one wants to talk about, this vivid splash of red fosters the kind of critical thinking the administration just loves. English students can debate its meaning, engineering students calculate the structural integrity of the metaphor. Either way, it’s Rothko meets capitalism

In the end, maybe our SFU logo isn’t as much a welcome as an ask. Like looking into a mirror, it offers a moment of introspection to consider, “Are you sure? Are you ready?” As the mountain swallows your cell signal, the wind gently murmurs a reply, “No. But you’re here anyway.” Because that is the SFU spirit — uncertain but committed. And hauntingly self-aware. 

Resisting and rebuilding, one delicious Burmese Plate at a time

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photo of of halal danbauk, a Burmese take on the South Asian dish chicken biryani.
PHOTO: Courtesy of Burmese Plate YVR

By: Petra Chase, Peak Associate

Content warning: brief mention of genocide. 

In Burma, April is a time for celebrating a new year. During the five-day festival called Thingyan, people pour and throw water on each other on every street, a symbolic cleansing of past sins. Padauk, the national flower, blooms under the summer sun, framing faces and illuminating scenes with golden yellow.

This year, however, Burmese people came together to respond to a devastating 7.7 magnitude earthquake that struck on March 28. Over 4,000 people have been reported dead, almost 4,800 injured, and 129 missing. These numbers are likely a lot larger. 

A natural disaster is tragic enough. Under a corrupt and genocidal military dictatorship, it’s even more horrifying. The military has continued to attack ethnic minorities by keeping on its airstrikes on unarmed settlements. When it comes to rescue efforts, civilians are mostly left to their own devices. Since the military seized power in 2021 and set the country’s democratic progress back, mutual aid and resistance have been the norm for Burmese people in the country and abroad.

Less than a week after the earthquake, Burmese SFU students co-organized a fundraiser to support rescue and relief efforts. Along with students from UBC, they worked with Burmese Plate, a local catering company, to sell 100 orders of halal danbauk, a Burmese take on the South Asian dish chicken biryani

Burmese Plate is a home kitchen that sells and delivers Burmese food around Metro Vancouver. Their mission is “to share our Burmese culture with the communities here, and also to help the communities back there in Burma.” To learn more about their initiative, I interviewed Aung Thu, owner and chef, and Jessica Aung, marketing and operations manager. “I like to cook, and I started to help the community in Burma who needed help,” said Thu.

Having lived in Burma myself, I related to them about missing the staple dishes that are hard to come by in this part of the world. “Most people don’t know where’s Myanmar,” said Thu. Aung added, translating, “It’s very rich in culture with so many different ethnicities [ . . . ] and we want to showcase that culture.”

With over 135 distinct ethnic groups and a melting pot of influences from their regional neighbours, the country’s cuisine ranges from variations on the Hokkien lor mee (braised noodles simmered in a thick, gravy-like soup made of cornstarch and eggs) to fragrant, spicy curries, including ingredients like chickpeas and tea leaves, and various fermented foods. Burmese Plate first brought some of these flavours to new taste buds when they began with a stall at Richmond Night Market two years ago.

Their current fundraising efforts have focused on two main dishes that are very different, but similarly sentimental. There’s the aforementioned danbauk, which uses South Asian-inspired spices, but with the addition of raisins for a punch of sweetness. “Danbauk, for me, is more of a nostalgic dish because when we were younger, we had it a lot at events,” said Aung. “I’m so glad that [Thu] decided to cook here, then I get to try danbauk right here,” she added.

Kyay oh si chet, garlic oil pork noodles, is Thu’s other specialty. It’s a dry vermicelli noodle dish with a Chinese inspiration, and in Burma, entire restaurants revolve around it.

Aung explained, “When the earthquake happened, at first he started contacting his friends in Yangon and then they started organizing a small fundraiser.” She added, “Then he realized that the Burmese communities suffering from the earthquake [are] much greater than we thought.” 

Thu said their collaboration with SFU and UBC was “to let the communities know through the students clubs what’s happening in Burma right now, and also with the intention that our efforts are at least contributing to lessen the suffering in Burma.” SFU does not have an official Burmese student club, although students plan on starting one. 

A coalition of students from Canadian universities, including SFU, have raised $4,762 so far for Better Burma, an organization they say have “consistently supported communities in need and have the connections to ensure funds reach those directly affected by the earthquake.” Donating directly to people on the ground is important, as the military is known to pocket foreign aid. 

I also reached out to a Burmese international SFU student whose family lives in Mandalay, close to the epicenter of the earthquake. “For a while, I couldn’t reach them through any communication platform — not even international calls,” he said. “Not knowing whether they were safe or not made me feel helpless, and my thoughts were racing. Thankfully, I was eventually able to get in touch with them through my distant cousin, who lives on the outskirts of the city and went in to check on my family. While I was relieved to hear they were OK, the emotional toll of that uncertainty still lingers.” 

The student said SFU reaching out during the earthquake was a reminder that “we’re not alone.” He said the Burmese community appreciates check-ins, mental health resources, and spaces for connection and solidarity. “It’s time for an official Burmese club at SFU. Having a dedicated space where we can support each other, celebrate our culture, and come together during difficult times would be incredibly meaningful.”

In an interview with The Diplomat, another concerned Burmese citizen abroad, Julie, explained how the diaspora “have more power to do campaigns more freely abroad than people [inside] Myanmar.” She added, “Even if we contribute only a little, it means a lot in Myanmar.”

Burmese Plate plans on hosting more fundraisers for these dishes, typically with delivery and pickup in Richmond, Vancouver, and Burnaby. They hope to someday open a restaurant, which would make it the third Burmese-owned restaurant in the Vancouver area. But until then, you can find out about upcoming fundraisers and try Burmese food by following them on Instagram, @Burmeseplate.yvr and Facebook

If you want to support Burmese Plate’s partner initiative on the ground, you can also donate at gofundme.com/f/npbt7-support-earthquake-relief-in-myanmar.

Self-checkout makes grocery shopping worse

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A person standing behind a cash register.
PHOTO: Andrea Piacquadio / Pexels

By: Manal Kashif, SFU Student

People use self-checkout during their grocery hauls for various reasons, including saving time. Self-checkouts became popular around a decade ago to promote efficiency in the checkout process. However, it’s now being brought to light that this cost-cutting method fails to lead to better experiences for customers, especially when it’s the only option available.

Many Canadians prefer regular checkouts over self-checkout because of the ease of having someone else scan their groceries. Engaging in friendly conversation can also be a highlight during a busy day of errands. For disabled customers like Linda Hause, the lack of cashiers at chains like Walmart can mean it’s difficult to receive assistance. CBC reported on her experience. When all the cashier lanes were closed, Hause asked the self-checkout attendant to scan her items. When they refused, she was forced to get out of her mobility scooter to do it herself. Of course, this isn’t the case at all stores, but this example shows how disabled people get left behind in the name of efficiency. 

Many self-checkouts also aren’t suited for blind or visually impaired shoppers, as they don’t have audio guidance, according to Canadian Affairs. A study in the Journal of Business Research found the rise of self-checkoutshifts the work to customers, [making] them feel less rewarded,” and eventually, less likely to visit stores with more self-checkouts

A small conversation in the rush of everyday life or even a smile can go a long way.

Trying to make the grocery shopping experience “self-sufficient” is not only bad for business, but also isolating. The type of conversations people have with their cashiers are known as low-stakes interactions.” While they might seem insignificant in the moment, University of Michigan professor Toni Antonucci claims they’re “a critical tool for maintaining emotional well-being later in life as social circles shrink.” In a world where online shopping has quickly taken over, implementing machines like self-checkouts in public places is the nail in the coffin. By walking away from regular checkout, we are further falling into the hole of less communication and more individual experiences, contributing to a rise in isolation. 

Speed becomes the overall goal and is most imminent in Gen Z shoppers, who tend to prefer self-checkout. A study showed that those aged 18 to 34 prefer self-checkout over cashier interaction, but the opposite is true for folks aged 55 or older. The appeal seems to decline as there’s an increase in age groups. Still, that does not mean self-checkout is the future, as many stores have started ditching self-checkout options due to technical issues, customer feedback, and theft.

As someone who almost always uses a regular checkout, I find the interaction between the cashiers and I to be part of what makes us all functioning members of a society. A small conversation in the rush of everyday life or even a smile can go a long way. Humans shouldn’t function like robots or AI; we should engage meaningfully with each other in the pursuit of our daily activities. 

Embark’s community garden has a new home behind Maggie Benston Center

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This is a photo of garden plots, which look like big, tall aluminum cubes, on a sunny day with small trees in front of the plots.
PHOTO: Courtesy of @embarksustainability / Instagram

By: Corbett Gildersleve, News Writer and Hannah Fraser, News Editor

Embark Sustainability’s community Burnaby Learning Garden is moving from outside the Technology and Science Complex (TASC) 1 to the field behind the Maggie Benston Center (MBC). They will transition over the next few years as they break down the current wood plots at TASC 1, buy longer-lasting aluminum plots, and move the soil. The Peak spoke with Marie Haddad, director of engagement, and Pablo Vimos, gardens manager, to learn more about the move and Embark’s gardening cohort program. 

In 2023, Embark celebrated the garden’s 10th anniversary. “All the garden beds are made of wood with a long life of 5–6 years, pushing. But we’ll be extending it by repairing/rebuilding the garden beds,” Vimos said. He noted that lumber became expensive due to COVID-19, making the old beds “not sustainable to keep repairing.” After discussing the gardens with SFU Facilities, they decided to move to permanent garden beds — such as the aluminum ones for their separate Student Union Building Learning Garden — as they would last longer. While rebuilding the wooden beds every three years costs about $950 in materials and labour costs, Vimos noted the aluminum beds cost $1,800 with a “lifespan of over 20 years.”

Vimos explained that the original garden at TASC 1 has 60 garden beds, but Embark will not move all of them, given that the aluminum garden beds are still expensive. The not-for-profit will shrink the number of beds down to 30, with Haddad noting that 10 beds have already been moved to MBC. Embark is waiting on 20 more aluminum beds to transition the rest of the old beds. When asked how long they will be in the MBC field, Vimos said, “with Facilities, we have a three-year lease agreement,” with the lease having to be renewed. 

“The garden cohort programs or any of our other programs are never only for students who are learning about environmental science majors or climate majors; they’re really for anyone.” — Marie Haddad, director of engagement, Embark Sustainability

Embark uses the garden plots to run their learning garden programs. Last year, the program had 25 garden graduates, training up to 12 students per semester. The garden cohort meets once a week for 1.5 hours, with the first 30 minutes having a “teaching element” and the remaining hour being for hands-on experience, according to Vimos. Haddad added that “students learn this practice of sharing. You grow your food, you share it with your own family, you share it with your friends, your cohort members, and then a lot of the harvest also goes to the Food Rescue Program.” This program rescues healthy food that doesn’t meet store criteria for sale, thus distributing the food to students at SFU. Last year, 945 kg of food was rescued from Nester’s Market, providing 1,700 meals according to Embark’s annual report

When asked what’s next for the Burnaby Learning Garden program, Vimos said, considering student interest was low for the summer cohort, Embark will be changing the cohort into a gardening stewardship where teaching is more informal. He explained that the gardening stewardship will happen at students’ available time: “They can come anytime, any day of the week [ . . . ] as long as the garden is being maintained.” Haddad added that while students learn from Pablo, “there’s also some new members who are going to help out,” allowing for a “students-teaching-students moment.” 

She also shared, “The garden cohort programs or any of our other programs are never only for students who are learning about environmental science majors or climate majors; they’re really for anyone.”

Organizations raise concerns on lack of rent supplements

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This is a photo of a totebag, beanie, socks, and chapstick branded by SAJE that are laid out on a greyish wood surface.
PHOTO: Courtesy of the Ministry of Children and Family Development

By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik, News Writer

At the end of last year, the BC Ministry of Children and Family Development reported 4,843 children and youth “in care.” These are children 19 and younger whose “custody is with the ministry or with a Delegated Aboriginal Agency.” Of this number, about 68% of youth were Indigenous. According to their website, the ministry’s focus is to aid BC youth in relationships with their families, communities, and culture. As a part of this mission, they support various programs and services designed to help those with current or past experience in the foster care system. Foster care looks after those “who must be away from their own families.”

The ministry also supports former foster care youth over 19. One initiative designed to do so is Strengthening Abilities and Journeys of Empowerment (SAJE), for ages 19–26, which lists benefits like “planning for [the] future, income and housing supports, mental health benefits, and training and cultural connections.” More specifically, SAJE states it can provide rent supplements designed to support youth formerly in foster care with up to $600 per month for up to two years. The program claims that “50% of the rent supplements are first available to Indigenous young adults” as they assess applications.

However, these supplements have recently fallen under scrutiny. IndigiNews reported in late March that they have not been distributed in over a year. The Peak corresponded with the ministry and the Indigenous Child & Family Services Directors Our Children Our Way Society (OCOW) to learn more. OCOW represents 25 Indigenous Child and Family Service Agencies and focuses on “self-government pertaining to the well-being of [Indigenous] children and youth.”

“Youth aging out of government care have had to deal with higher rates of homelessness and mental health concerns,” minister of children and family development Jodie Wickens said. “SAJE offers services like income support of up to $1,250 a month” to cover living expenses, she added. This is separate from the rent supplement program.

“Since the very first contact between settlers and Indigenous Peoples, paternalistic colonial child welfare practices have had destructive impacts on the well-being of our children and families.” — Indigenous Child and Family Services Directors Our Children Our Way Society

As reported by IndigiNews, an individual under the pseudonym Jamal has made three unsuccessful rent supplement applications since February 2024 and highlighted that $1,250 in income support would “barely cover” his rent. 

While The Peak asked for confirmation on this lack of payment, Wickens did not address the question. “Over 1,800 young adults from care received rent supplements since the introduction of the program in fall 2022,” she said. If demand for the supplements exceeds funding, SAJE “would work closely with frontline staff and our colleagues in other ministries to explore alternatives so that the greatest number of young people are covered.” 

OCOW also emphasizes that these welfare systems are essential to Indigenous self-determination, yet the government has failed to adequately support them, particularly in ways that are culturally grounded. “Since the very first contact between settlers and Indigenous Peoples,” the organization’s site reads, “paternalistic colonial child welfare practices have had destructive impacts on the well-being of our children and families.” OCOW added, “It’s time for that to change.” The Indian Act, “first proclaimed in 1876, gave the federal government control over most aspects of Indigenous people’s lives,” OCOW writes. “In 1951, the federal government amended the Indian Act to include Section 88, which gave provinces the power to enforce their child welfare laws on-reserve.” 

Tracy Lavin, OCOW manager of policy, research, and engagement presented some potential insight into SAJE’s struggles. For services off-reserve, she explained that Indigenous Child and Family Service Agencies are funded through the ministry. “Those services are desperately underfunded and do not support the delivery of prevention/least disruptive measures,” said Lavin. Regarding SAJE specifically, “OCOW has repeatedly articulated numerous concerns about the SAJE program raised by the Indigenous Child and Family Service Agencies,” however, there has been “very little response from the ministry.”

Breaking free from the screen

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ILLUSTRATION: A university student with a bunch of papers trying to study, but with a laptop open, an ipad playing Modern Family or some other comfort show, and the student looking at their phone rather than the papers
ILLUSTRATION: Cliff Ebora / The Peak

By: Zainab Salam, Staff Writer

In this digital age, screens are central to nearly every aspect of our lives: work, education, entertainment, and socialization. While technology offers unprecedented convenience and connectivity, it also brings the risk of screen addiction.

While not officially classified as a disorder, there are various types of screen addiction, ranging from social media addiction, gaming addiction, streaming and video addiction to multi-screen addiction. These are very real addictions that go beyond enjoying a few hours of screen time a day. According to a certified addiction professional, screen addiction “is identified by a compulsive need to use these electronic devices, regardless of the negative impacts on daily activities and obligations such as work, school, or social relationships.” Some symptoms of screen addiction are being irritable, anxious or angry when you step away from the screen, spending beyond your means on screens (buying new devices or new games for example), and not being honest with other people in your life about how much time you spend on screens.  

Like most things in life, screen addiction rarely exists in isolation. Often, it serves as a coping mechanism for other, more profound challenges. Many people turn to their devices not out of mere habit but to escape stress, loneliness, or feelings of inadequacy. For example, video games provide a sense of accomplishment that might be missing in real life. Understanding the root causes, potential harms, and triggers of screen addiction can help us take more deliberate control over our screen use. 

As a budding psychologist, I observed how professors frequently highlighted marketing psychology as a potential career path. Applying psychology to marketing and branding underscores how principles of this science can be harnessed not just for well-being but also for profit; a reality vividly illustrated by the phenomenon of screen addiction. Screen addiction can be understood as a byproduct of the “attention economy,” where platforms are designed to captivate users’ attention for profit. Profit which is gained through selling ads — the more we scroll, the more data companies collect about our likes and spending habits, which they sell to advertisers. This economic model manipulates human psychology, keeping users hooked while often worsening their mental well-being.

Social media platforms are designed to keep users engaged. Through analyzing user data, software engineers, with the aid of psychologists, design algorithms to “create customized feeds, recommendations, and experiences that keep users on their platforms.” Studies have shown that interactions such as likes or mentions stimulate dopamine release, creating reward cycles. These bursts of dopamine are frequent in short-form media content, which is why platforms like TikTok “drive the formation and sustenance of addictions to the platform.” However, prolonged exposure to fast-paced, highly stimulating content can also lead to cognitive impairments, reducing attention span and making focused thinking more challenging. Time distortion is a significant issue where users lose track of how long they have been engaged with a device. 

“It’s important to develop a healthier relationship with screens. Where they serve rather than dominate. This balance is essential to preserving mental and physical well-being.”

Screen addiction doesn’t just consume time; it has measurable physical, social, and psychological impacts. Socially, the excessive use of screens can erode relationships. In situations where a person is highly focused on their screen while ignoring those around them, it can lead to damaging personal connections. Mentally, it can lead to anxiety, depression, and loneliness. The constant influx of information, combined with the social comparison often inherent to social media use, can lead to a deterioration in self-esteem. Physically, it can cause eye strain, disrupted sleep, and a sedentary lifestyle. Screen addiction can also interfere with interpersonal interactions, reducing face-to-face communication skills. 

Overcoming screen addictions requires a multifaceted approach that addresses both the triggers of excessive screen use and the underlying emotional or psychological factors. Recognizing personal triggers is a crucial step, whether it is stress, boredom, or loneliness and replacing screen time with healthier activities can significantly reduce dependency. Setting clear boundaries, such as scheduled “screen-free” periods or using apps to monitor and limit screen time, can help us become aware of our habits. We can also benefit from digital detox periods, where we consciously disconnect from devices. This can be especially effective when combined with offline activities that provide a sense of accomplishment or social connection. 

In addition to self-regulation strategies, social support and alternative therapeutic approaches can be transformative. For example, nature-based therapy, where time spent outdoors not only reduces screen use but also enhances mental well-being through natural sensory engagement. In other words, enjoying nature can help you exist in the moment and not focus on your screen as much. In more severe cases, cognitive-behavioural therapy can help people recognize negative thought patterns and develop healthier coping mechanisms. Lastly, engaging in digital literacy, learning to critically engage with content and understand the manipulative design of apps, can help us make intentional choices about our screen use. 

Screen addiction often reflects deeper issues rather than a mere love of the screen. Understanding this addiction requires us to look beyond the device to our stressors, habits, and environment. By acknowledging the root causes, recognizing the signs, and consciously managing leisure screen use, we can take back control from our devices and live more balanced lives. 

Instead of defaulting to passive scrolling or binge-watching, consider strategies like mindful scheduling, where you allocate time for entertainment, and digital hygiene, which involves turning off non-essential notifications. It’s important to develop a healthier relationship with screens. Where they serve, rather than dominate. This balance is essential to preserving mental and physical well-being.

Pack your summer with community at Slice Vancouver

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PHOTO: The exterior of the Slice of Life Photo Studio, including their sign at the entrance (address: 1636 Venables St, Vancouver, BC V5L 2H2).
PHOTO: Emily Le / The Peak

By: Noah Jozic, SFU Student

Looking for a new hobby this summer? Hoping to meet artsy friends? Trying to develop your art practice, but lacking studio space? Look no further!

Slice of Life Vancouver, or “Slice,” is a community-oriented studio and gallery space in East Vancouver. From Monday to Sunday, visitors are welcome to browse the gallery free of charge and dig for unique handmade items in the gift shop. If youve ever been to one of Metro Vancouvers “Makers” markets, youll be familiar with the set up: local artists submit their collections — fiber arts, handmade trinkets, prints and paintings, or buttons and stickers — to be displayed and sold at the shop, and returns are split between Slice and the creators.

Maybe thats all youre interested in. You might browse, take some cute pictures of yourself or with your friends in one of the photo booths, and head across the street for a little treat at Uprising Breads. But Slice offers much more!

Want to work on your illustration skills? Try signing up for one of Slices weekly life drawing sessions on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays. Admission fees are only $10, and includes drawing boards and easels. If you are looking for a discount, consider going for Slice’s monthly passes

Looking for a new hobby this summer? Hoping to meet artsy friends? Trying to develop your art practice, but lacking studio space? Look no further!

If drawings not your bag, no worries. Slice has all kinds of workshops, including weekly pottery meet-ups on Mondays. These are a great option if you want to try sculpting but dont have access to a kiln, or just don’t want to turn your house into a mudroom. Different sessions cost between $10 to $40, depending on the activity. 

For other events, you can stay tuned by following @slicevancouver, or by browsing their website. Theres always something new coming up! Maybe youre looking for a more obscure hobby? How about an early form of analog photography? You can get a taste for cyanotype printmaking on May 19 with host @hazelzhangyh. Admission for these workshops can cost a little more, running from $30 to $70, but materials are covered with admission and you benefit from the instruction of experienced artists.

Slice is a great resource for artists at any level. The studio has established itself as an accessible, inclusive hub for professional artists and those enthusiastic to build a career out of arts. The studio has rentable spaces for film and photo shoots, silk screening, clay firing, or even plain-old meetings. Creatives of all stripes are welcome to book the space for solo studio time and co-working. At the same time, workshops and meet-ups are beginner friendly, perfect for casual hobbyists hoping to work on their art skills while having fun and socializing. If either of these sound like you, check Slice out, sign up for a workshop, or simply try your hand at the gift shop!

Guy Who Knows it All advice column: Parking purgatory

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PHOTO: A picture of a guy dressed in business attire standing in front of something in West Mall Centre that clearly indicates that he's a Beedie student. His hands should be in this position and a cocky grin. The idea here is to show his cockiness as the piece is "written" by a Beedie bro who thinks he knows the answer to everything.
PHOTO: Audrey Safikhani / The Peak

By: The Guy Who Knows it All

I have a humongous problem on my hands. And I heard you’re the best at solving those since you’re a Beedie student! I mainly have classes on the Burnaby campus, and parking here is an absolute nightmare. I spend more time searching for a spot than I do in class. 

I’ve tried everything: arriving early, bribing friends, and even contemplating teleportation. Nothing works. What’s your expert advice on scoring a parking spot without going into road rage mode?

Sincerely, 

Frustrated in the Forest


Yo, Frustrated in the Forest, 

Ah, parking at SFU Burnaby, the true Hunger Games of higher education. A challenge so legendary, my macroeconomics professor provided extra credit on the syllabus to those who provided proof of proficient parking. But worry not! As the Guy Who Knows It All, I am here to bestow upon you a comprehensive and foolproof strategy that would make even the most seasoned valet weep with envy. 

I’m a Beedie Bro, so sit back, relax, and just trust me, bro. 

First, avoid arriving early. That’s what everyone expects. Instead, show up precisely 30 seconds before your class starts. This guarantees maximum chaos and will make any spot you find feel like a miracle.

Next, do not circle the lot. That’s a beta move. Instead, park creatively like an alpha. Tree branches in the north lot? Extra shade. Sidewalk? Think of it as elevated parking. Fire lane? Those are just VIP valet spots that the university is hiding from us. And if all else fails, simply park in a random UniverCity parking spot next to a townhouse; it’s not trespassing if you look confident. 

And who would I be if I don’t tell you about my homie, the raccoon valet? He can manage your parking needs for as little as twenty cents (he has e-transfer). He usually takes in new clients every Sunday, right by the lower staircase by the Recreation Center. And sure, your car might come back with mysterious scratch marks and smell faintly of pizza, but isn’t that just part of the university experience? 

If even one of those flawless tactics fails, it’s time to unleash the secret weapon: the overnight camping method. Set up a small but sturdy tent in your preferred lot. Make sure to decorate to uplift your spirit. I am a big fan of  “Grind, Conquer, Park” signs for aesthetic and thematic appeal. I usually set the vibe with my “Vibes Under the Moonlight” playlist, which I linked below. You just need to pay 50 BTC (Bitcoin, baby!) to access this curated glory. It begins with a slowed and reverb version of none other than the hit classic, “Eye of the Tiger.” Make friends with the resident raccoons, and toast to the fact that you’ve ascended beyond the concept of mere studentship, and now you are now a parking pioneer. 

The ultimate secret is this: make peace with the fact that parking at Burnaby is less about getting a spot and more about self-discovery. Who are you when all seems lost? Your mother’s disappointment? Or a true alpha male conqueror of concrete jungles

Finally, remember that true victory is psychological. Surrender to disorder. Don’t just park. Embody chaos. Screech dramatically whenever you see an open spot, even if you have no intention of parking there. Confuse your competitors (those sleazy students who are trying to get to their exams on time!! So selfish of them). Sabotage is just a fancy word for strategy. 

Happy hunting, 

The Guy Who Knows It All

My Summertime Classes by Sarah Sorochuk and Lana Del Rey

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PHOTO: Of a student who looks emotional/overwhelmed standing at the SFU lower bus loop with a bunch of books in hand. We should be able to get the vibe that they really don't want to be on campus during the summer.
IMAGE: Gudrun Wai-Gunnarsson / The Peak

By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate

Going to bed with a DIY spray tan,

Summertime classes.

Waking up for an 8:00 a.m.,

My summertime classes.

 

I’ve got my backpack on today,

Dreaming of a day when I could be away.

Anywhere, but here in this lecture hall,

I’m listening in, but I’m just dreaming during it all.

 

Oh, my gawd. I see it in the air, they got the alc-o-hol

The summer parties are for all.

But none — for me — I’m stuck alone you see. 

Nothing changes in my life now.

 

My friends are partying on the beach with a bonfire, 

Smokin’ a cigarette or three. 

All the while, I’m sitting here in this lib-rary.

Writing notes on the pages, 

While my besties are living it up at rages.

 

I’m living this summertime, summertime sadness, 

While I’m doing these boring summertime classes.

Classes consuming all of me, 

Instead of my friends saving me.

Heeeeeeellllp, please just help me. 

 

I’ve got these summertime, summertime classes,

Dying in my summertime, summertime classes.

No, nooo no no-ohh. (send help please).

Fossil fuel companies shouldn’t influence education

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By: Yildiz Subuk, Staff Writer

A recent report from the Canadian Association of Physicians for the Environment revealed that 39 different fossil fuel companies across Canada have significantly influenced youth’s climate change education —  that is 39 too many. Enbridge, TC Energy, and Fortis BC were among the companies named. Young children are our future collaborators and leaders in a climate that is rapidly changing in harmful ways. Children are especially vulnerable to pollution as they breathe more and have smaller airways; pollution increases their chances of respiratory infection. Still, the education surrounding pollution is hardly ideal — it’s funded by the very companies that profit from it. Young people deserve a wiser approach to a factor that will not only impact but dictate their futures.

Petro Pedagogy” is used by the report to describe the different messaging strategies employed by fossil fuel companies. Since the 1990s, the industry has shifted from climate denial towards climate delay. The industry initially focused on attacking climate science, but soon realized that growing activism and public doubt in fossil fuels meant they needed a new approach to combatting climate change evidence. They resorted to strategies like “greenwashing” and “bias balance” to exert their influence. Greenwashing is the use of misleading information to make a company’s product appear sustainable, and a biased-balanced approach ensures that lesson plans are framed to include the industry’s perspective to appear less “biased.” This false neutrality positions the industry’s right to destruction as equal to our right to sustainability. Among these approaches peddled to Canadian classrooms, there is also a focus on lessons that shift environmental responsibilities to the individual consumer rather than addressing harmful policies and corporations. 

The curriculum successfully uses greenwashing to make oil extraction seem sustainable, while also shifting the blame to consumers for needing and being economically dependent on fossil fuel energy.

For example, Imperial Oil has hosted workshops for tree planting in Sarnia, Ontario, a community they have actively harmed with pollution from their oil refinery. The company gloats about sustainability on its website while polluting so heavily that Sarnia has an area known as the “chemical valley.” Through educational sponsorships and “opportunities” like these, companies build a seemingly respectable rapport with educational institutions and in communities. They appear charitable as a way to divert criticism. In 2014, Suncor partnered with Alberta’s provincial government to create curricula for kindergarten to grade three students, while Cenovus partnered to take care of grades four through 12. As of 2024, the province’s curriculum is to include that Alberta has a “reputation as the most ethical producer of oil in the world” while also reinforcing that energy is essential for the economy. The curriculum successfully uses greenwashing to make oil extraction seem sustainable and further shifts the blame to consumers for needing and being economically dependent on fossil fuel energy. What if instead, we encouraged our youth to innovate alternatives in the face of ecological disaster?

According to Statistics Canada, 62% of Canadian youth agreed climate initiatives should be a top priority. Organizations like Climate Education Reform BC have also emerged as youth mobilize — clearly, they are concerned. However, only 34% of educators feel confident when it comes to teaching about environmental issues. Provincial budget cuts to education are a major factor when it comes to addressing the gap in climate education. Because of these cuts, schools lose valuable funding which would otherwise go to strengthening educational plans. This makes room for the fossil fuel industry to invest in education. Sustainability within the curriculum can only be achieved once schools do not rely on funding and sponsorships from private corporations. Instead of allowing industries to influence and damage our futures, the provincial government should focus on providing adequate resources for educators to tackle the issue. But first, that means we need to convince our peers that education is worth voting for.