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Album review: The Idler Wheel by Fiona Apple

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By Daryn Wright

An entirely acoustic album founded on Apple’s usual vulnerability and honest lyrics

After seven years, Fiona Apple is back, putting her piano-banging hands and sultry voice onto The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do. Apple has made a reputation for herself as being an angsty, sullen girl who sings about fruitless love and predictions of break-ups. But a notable difference between The Idler Wheel and her earlier albums is that Apple seems to have come to terms with her isolation.

“Every Single Night” opens the album with quiet piano keys and slowly builds up as Apple bellows “every single night’s a fight with my brain.” The ups and downs of mellow and frantic seem to reflect Apple’s moodiness, the swirling of contradictory intuitions.

What is remarkable about The Idler Wheel is the paradox that Apple is both more pared down and more powerful than ever before. Produced with Charley Drayton, the album is decidedly unembellished, leaving Apple’s deep voice as the showcase. “Valentine” features Apple on the piano with a deep bass-filled heartbeat in the background, the urgent repetition of “you, you, you.”

“Jonathan” pleads, “just tolerate my little fist tugging on your forest chest,” a response to Apple’s former flame, writer Jonathan Ames. Drayton, also the drummer on the album, provides primal percussion to the song. Apple’s voice, overlapped with piano and drums, creates an almost discordant progression, a few splashes of cymbals intruding from the background. She declares “I don’t want to talk about anything.”

Apple doesn’t create climactic music; the songs arrive and peter away untheatrically, and yet the melodies and honest lyrics are rooted someplace ignored by most other musical acts. Genre is slippery, indecipherable. There is a madness running throughout, and this madness translates as the rhythms running through Apple’s brain. She is a self-professed introvert, rarely interacting with other people, moving between her favourite bar and walking her dog. One can imagine that The Idler Wheel is Apple’s slow movement towards total cerebral overdrive.

“Left Alone” seems a summation of this isolation, asking “how can I ask anyone to love me when all I do is beg to be loved?” Fiona Apple once seemed to struggle against this characterization: “Extraordinary Machine,” Apple’s last album, used fuller instrumentals to illustrate lovelorn revenge and a push against reclusiveness. With The Idler Wheel, Apple has removed the frills, the roundedness of her earlier work, and what is left is jagged enough to cut deep.

Are TV shows created by women too heavily criticized?

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By Tannara — The Sheaf (CUP)

Image by: HBO

It’s no secret that women are funny and creative, just as it’s no secret that they have long been shut out of important positions behind the scenes in film and television. This is slowly changing, but as more and more women create the entertainment we consume, they face ever more criticism than their male counterparts.

Two new shows from just this year provide perfect examples of this trend: Fox’s New Girl, starring Zooey Deschanel and created by 30-year-old Elizabeth Meriweather, and HBO’s highly praised and heavily criticized Girls, which is written, produced and directed by 26-year-old Lena Dunham, who also stars in the show.

Meriweather’s first foray into television is a fairly standard sitcom about a woman who leaves her boyfriend of six years and moves into a swanky loft apartment with three dudes she has never met before. Hijinks ensue and neuroses clash. All told, it is more intelligent and far less grating than many sitcoms, and it rarely traffics in ugly stereotypes for cheap laughs as some network shows do (see: 2 and a Half Men, 2 Broke Girls).

But Meriweather and Deschanel faced trouble from day one, largely because women watching the show did not think Deschanel’s Jess, a quirky, “adorkable” elementary school teacher, was an appropriate representative of women. This is not only an impossible task — no one character could accurately represent half of the seven billion people on Earth — it is also something no male characters are tasked with.

For example, the character that Charlie Sheen made famous on 2 and a Half Men was never supposed to represent all men, and if men who watched the show had expected him to represent them, there would have been an uproar. Even men who like that show would be disgusted if they were expected to see themselves in all of Sheen’s philandering and careless misogyny. Because there are so many male TV characters and, more importantly, men creating TV and film, the people watching know that Sheen is not standing in for all men.

Scrutinizing women’s work more closely than men’s and being less forgiving of its errors makes sense to an extent: Meriweather is among a select few women given the opportunity to represent women in the media. Most of the people doing this are still men. So when a woman creates a female character and it is not perfect, it can be disappointing.

Of course, it would be impossible to create a character that every woman can relate to. This is why, despite the understandable urge to do so, it is ineffective and inappropriate to blame Meriweather for doing something that does not satisfy all of us.

Similarly, Lena Dunham’s Girls has faced harsh criticism for being yet another show about affluent white people in New York. The fact that Girls is more ambitious and aims at a more realistic portrayal of life than many shows means that when it fails, people are especially upset. This is most apparent when it comes to the show’s lack of non-white characters.

As has been pointed out time and again, New York is a vibrantly multicultural city where people of all ethnicities and backgrounds are making it or striving to make it. The fact that all of the main characters in the show are white is upsetting and alienating to the many non-white people who would love to see themselves represented.

That criticism is valid, but why hasn’t it been aimed at any other shows? Girls follows in a long tradition of shows about well-to-do white people in New York, from Mad About You to Friends to Sex and the City. Most of these shows were created by men, and none of them received much criticism for neglecting people of colour.

New York’s most realistic sitcom, Seinfeld, was also judged harshly for not having many black characters. But this criticism began after several seasons of the show had aired and it was a demonstrable, long-standing problem. Meanwhile, I read three essays on the paucity of people of colour on Girls before the series premiere aired.

Bored to Death is another recent HBO show about upper-class people in New York. The only real difference between the two is that Girls is about and created by women while Bored to Death was created by a man and stars men. And while Bored to Death had the same dearth of non-white characters, there was nowhere near the same level of criticism.

In a time when women are finally beginning to make real advances in controlling how they are represented in the media, they are also facing significantly more criticism for doing the same things men are doing. Some of this is deserved and some of it isn’t, but the fact that it is directed only at the shows women are putting together is both telling and counterproductive.

News Beat: June 25th

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Virtual unknown sweeps Internet comedy awards

In an unprecedented event, a virtual unknown swept the “IVAs” Internet video awards, last night. The video featuring several ducklings following a cat that they believed to be their mother beat out such prominent videos, as “fainting goat shenanigans” and “turtle stuck on back” for the coveted accolade.

Director of the short xXLusciousKoala1993Xx told reporters that she caught sight of the scene in a local park and was inspired to shakily film it on her iPhone 3G. Her motivation for the featurette was “because it was like the cutest thing ever!”

The decision has drawn its share of criticism however, chiefly from Lee Fields, the director of “Cat sits on baby”, the previous favorite to win. “Cat Sits on Baby was not even nominated. What video won? ‘Ducklings Following’ motherfucking ‘Cat’! That’s why the IVAs don’t matter.”

 

— Alex Lexington

 

BMO booths test limits of human eye contact

Over the last nine months, undergraduate psychology students have been working under a team of PhD candidates engaging in an extreme social experiment testing the limits of human eye contact avoidance.

Disguised as Bank of Montreal employees, the researchers routinely tried to engage their fellow students from several booths set up across all three SFU campuses and a handful of SkyTrain stations. The results were astonishing.

Lead researcher Julia Breenstein noted, “It was amazing, once we were in our business casual and behind those blue booths, it was like we completely vanished. We even purposefully tried to grab people’s attention with free Air Miles Reward Miles, but we still weren’t able to catch the eye contract of a single person. ”

Breenstein went on to add, “The research indicated identical findings to that of an Italian team who studied a similar phenomenon with Watchtower magazines.”

 

—Jeffrey Jefferson

 

Laugh riot breaks out downtown

The calm of Sunday evening was shattered last weekend, as audience members from a Jeff Dunham comedy special being filmed in the Commodore Ballroom poured out into the empty streets.

Although inititally content to chuckle to themselves, the brouhahas took a violent turn for the worse when, unprovoked, the crowds began quoting lines from the show.  As shouts of “Silence, I kill you!” and “Onna stick” filled the night, the sound of broken glass from storefronts soon followed.

In the aftermath of the riot, many critics decried the slow response time of the VPD. The rioters had free reign over the city for over an hour before the riot police arrived on scene, and began dispersing the crowds with loudspeakers blaring Nietzsche’s “Beyond Good and Evil” and posters of Ethiopian orphans plastered on their police shields.

 

—Pasqual Passerby

By Gary Lim

Porn apparently counts as cheating: Girlfriend

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By Will Ross

BURNABY — In a shocking and controversial proclamation, my girlfriend of two years, Beverly Mandel, has announced that the viewing of pornography during a relationship is tantamount to cheating. The decree was made following an unfortunate episode involving her laptop and German fetish porn; the SFU student broke down crying and screamed, “I can’t believe you’re cheating on me!”

The statement has since sent shockwaves through my circle of friends. When asked by The Peak if I was the only one who thought this was stupid, dating expert Dirk Shanley responded, “No, dude, that’s crazy. She’s a business student; they’re control freaks.” After taking another hit from the bong, Shanley enigmatically added, “It seems like it’s none of her . . . business!” which has baffled — oh, wait, I just got it.

The declaration is the latest in a series of controversies over Mandel’s seemingly non-existent sex drive. She has consistently agreed to intercourse only two or three times a month, and so far only once in June, leading to numerous Google searches for Deutsch purzelbaum unzucht.

Mandel has taken a notoriously contrarian perspective on such matters. “It’s like every night you’re with these other girls who don’t even really care about you,” she said, referring to colour-changing pixel grids as “girls.” Addressing allegations she cheated with her ex-boyfriend Bobby Fullerton, she claimed, “We didn’t do anything! He was passing through town and didn’t have anywhere to stay. You know how close we are.”

However, investigation of Mandel’s ongoing relationship with Fullerton has produced startling results. Using Mandel’s Gmail address and password, The Peak discovered an intensely personal email correspondence between the “exes,” with an average of 1.8 emails exchanged every day.

When confronted with this hard data, Mandel was vehemently defensive. “I don’t have to tell you anything about who I’m emailing! It’s not like you ever want to talk to me, anyway. All you want is sex. I can’t believe you did that!” Mandel ended the interview by yelling “Why don’t you go tell your new girlfriends about it!” and forcibly ejecting The Peak from her apartment. We are still conferring with our lawyers on whether this constituted assault.

The Peak has tried to ascertain whether or not Mandel is from the 1950s or something, but she has not responded to texts and phone calls requesting further interviews.

Pizza Hands!

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By April Alayon and Gary Lim

Harper needs a change in tone when talking to the Euro Zone

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By Benedict Reiners

Image by: London Summit (Flickr)

The European economy needs to change. That goes without saying. Despite how clear this is, Canadian prime minister Stephen Harper found himself lecturing Euro-Zone economic officials last week at the G20 Summit in Mexico. It is true that Canada is currently in better economic standing than much of Europe, but in his attempts to point this fact out to other world leaders, Harper had little to gain. In fact, unsurprisingly, European officials were not amused to hear him go to such lengths to point out their faults and his previous successes, while he contributed no significant new ideas or solutions for the problems facing the world economy.

Had Harper been offering genuine advice, rather than simply pointing out the obvious, perhaps his talk would have been more positively received. This is something that Canada has done particularly well in in the past. We’ve generally been well received by the international community, and we’ve gotten to this point by contributing to its stability, not by suggesting that we’re better than everyone else. However, this trend seems to be changing for Canada as we take a somewhat different approach to international relations. This trend has found us losing out on the opportunity of an elected seat on the UN Security Council, which not only prevents us from increasing our international influence, but serves as an indicator that we should be more hesitant before making such drastic changes to our foreign policy.

If Canada were looking to reverse this trend, the most effective thing to do would be to not suggest that we are superior to other states whenever we’re given the floor at an international event. Instead, we could either contribute to current plans directed at solving the economic crises, or discuss alternative ways of easing the related pains. It is important to note that Canada has already financially contributed to the current plans, something more useful to point out than what Harper found himself talking about last week. Although there would still be countries in the Euro Zone looking for Canada to contribute more, they might be more inclined to accept what Canada has already done when we say that it is all we can contribute right now, as opposed to stating that it’s simply not our problem.

Even if Canada had done these things, and had contributed to finding a solution to the economic crises, there’d still be one more thing that would have been somewhat problematic. The fact remains that suggestions on how or how not to manage the economy are best suited for discussions between world leaders. A press conference is not the place to bring up the fact that you think the rest of the world should be doing things a bit more like we are here in Canada. These are matters that must be discussed between multiple states, not simply announced. Presenting your ideas like this won’t make other countries more receptive to them, particularly when you’re a world leader at a major international event. If anything, this will just make countries less receptive to ideas that may or may not actually help the situation.

The point of the G20 Summit is for the nations of the world to come together and attempt to solve some of the major problems facing the world. Not all countries will be able to contribute, but it’s a lot harder to foster an international community when world leaders do nothing more than denounce.

Ski Ninjas: High Five!

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By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas

Where are they now?

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Ever wonder what happened to those celebrities who were everywhere back then, but have since fallen off the face of the earth? Well, stop asking yourself stupid questions and find out where they are — now!

 

Matthew Beard

World’s Oldest Man circa 1983 

Skyrocketing to fame after appearing in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s oldest man, Beard tragically died after only two years in the spotlight from complications of a stiff breeze. Those complications were probably due in part to having the body of 114-year-old man.

 

The 2010 Pittsburgh Steelers

Sports Team

Following that season, the 2010 Pittsburgh Steelers would go on to become the 2011 Pittsburgh Steelers, a very similar team with the same logo, home city, uniforms and most of the same players.

 

Your Childhood Dog

The one mom said was going to live on a farm in the country

Despite mysteriously disappearing to go live upstate when you were five, “Buddy” or “Doggy,” or whatever dumb name you gave him, is still alive and doing great despite being 23 at this point.  He now spends his days running around great big open fields, chasing birds and doing all the things that dogs love, like not being accidentally run over by your dad.

 

Petter Watch: June 25th

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Crowds aghast as Petter and UBC president Stephen Toope up to charity gala in same outfit.