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New UBC frosh reports add fuel to fire

Last week, reports surfaced that new University of British Columbia students also shouted a chant mocking Aboriginal people during frosh activities. This story surfaced shortly after UBC frosh organizers were landed in hot water over a chant was reported that encouraged the rape of underaged girls.

Computer science graduate and orientation squad manager Benjamin Israel stated he witnessed a chant of “white man, steal our land” as part of a Commerce Undergraduate Students team called “Pocahontas.” These allegations also came just as the Truth and Reconciliation Committee opened hearings in Vancouver last week.

With files from The Observer

 

SMU grad returns degrees over sexist chant 

A former student of Saint Mary’s University (SMU), who earned degrees in arts and commerce at the university 18 years ago, walked onto the school’s campus carrying his two degrees. He was met by SMU registrar Paul Dixon, where “the two exchanged few words before Dixon took the scrolls and walked away.”

“To me, those degrees are valueless,” Miller said. “I wanted to distance myself [from] the embarrassment and shame I felt from this sort of culture” — referring to the recent scandal caused by a chant sung at the university’s frosh week that glorified the rape of underage girls.

With files from Cape Breton Post

 

Gun club pops up at U of C

A gun club has been establish at the University of Calgary for the first time in recent history, and already has 20 members signed up.

“It’s not gonna be like an in-your-face American-style guns are great, et cetera, et cetera,” Henry Lung, the founder and president of the club said. “It’s gonna be guns can be safe in the right hands and they can be a lot of fun.”

The club plans on hosting social gatherings and trips to local shooting ranges for its members. So far, here have been no complaints against the organization.

With files from CBC News

 

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Bonus American Brief: University takes down pendulum after students “go Miley”

Grand Valley State University in Michigan took down the Pendulum Statue, citing “health reasons,” after students were found using the statue to emulate Miley Cyrus’ new video for “Wrecking Ball.”

The students posted several vines mimicking the video, in which Miley sits atop a large wrecking ball completely naked. No decision has been made as to when the statue may be put back up. Last Tuesday night, dozens of students protested its removal at the site of the statue.

With files from Fox 17

Riddick returns to its Pitch Black roots

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Bloodied, yet unbowed, Vin Diesel has resurrected another of his franchises that was once bound for extinction. After the abominable 2 Fast 2 Furious, the Fast and Furious franchise got a surge of attention when Diesel returned to the series, and by the fifth film everything that was rescuable, had been rescued.

Now, another series starring Vin Diesel has been revived — it began with Pitch Black and was followed by the critically panned The Chronicles of Riddick. Fittingly, the new movie Riddick, is one that has the titular character stranded on a desolate planet, attempting to rediscover himself, just as the director, David Twohy, and Diesel attempt to do with the film itself.

Picking up right after the events of The Chronicles of Riddick, Richard B. Riddick (Diesel) finds himself betrayed by the Necromongers who put him into power, leaving him for dead when he attempts to find his home planet, Furya. Left to his own devices, Riddick has no choice but to try and survive on a planet crawling with various alien predators.

The dulcet tones of Diesel’s narration help pass the time as we spend a sizeable chunk of the film’s length merely watching Riddick become the strong warrior that he was in the first film. As interesting as that might sound, serving as a quasi-origin story for how Riddick became the ruthless convict that he was, the plot is non-existent for far too long in this film.

Riddick is very much a B-movie littered with all the bad dialogue and ridiculous action you would expect.

Even when other characters are finally introduced, such as the seemingly insane Santana (Jordi Molla), and the tough, female mercenary, Dahl (Katee Sackhoff), Riddick does not have enough personality to carry the movie into its third act. There is a lot of retreading of plot points from Pitch Black, but with a significant lack of tension that the original film was able to convey.

On the bright side, Riddick completely understands what kind of film Pitch Black was, and why The Chronicles of Riddick was such a failure. Characters like Santana highlight the fact that Riddick is very much a B-movie littered with all the bad dialogue and ridiculous action you would expect.

The final act of Riddick is when the film soars, and every action scene is illuminated in great detail. The CG aliens that Riddick has to face are sometimes laughable, but most of the time they add to the B-movie feel of the film.

Undeniably, Diesel’s charisma and action star status is what carries Riddick and makes it a satisfying popcorn flick, until the final scene, when Twohy and Diesel turn the movie into an exercise in brutality and violence.

The film ends with an open for a possible sequel, and while Riddick is entertaining enough to warrant a watch for fans of science fiction and the previous films in the series, this is a movie you watch once and forget about completely until it is revived again.

Clan earn first wins of the year

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It didn’t take long for new head coach Gina Schmidt to make an impact with the SFU volleyball team. Just three games into their 2013 season, the Clan already have two wins under their belt.

Last season, in an overall of 26 games, the Clan had just four ‘W’s.

After dropping their season opener in five sets, the Clan got their first win of the 2013 season with a three sets to none victory over the Thompson Rivers University (TRU) Wolfpack last Saturday. Later that same day, they topped the Columbia Bible College (CBC) Bearcats with a three sets to one win.

“I thought we did a good job of coming back from a disappointing loss [in the opener] and just playing steady throughout the whole game,” said Schmidt of the victory, the first of her head coaching career. “[TRU was] able to adjust to whatever came at them today.”

“I think we can take things away from every match. I hope our team takes away the positives from this match and the things we have to learn from as well.”

Surrey native Kelsey Robinson led the way for the Clan in the opener, posting 15 kills and 12 digs, both team highs. She had support, however: junior Amanda Renkema followed with 10 kills and freshman Alison McKay recorded 10 digs in her first start at libero.

A 25–13 set was sandwiched between two 25–23 sets — a welcome sight, as the Clan too often found themselves on the wrong end of close games over the past years. But the straight-set victory set the Clan up to get above .500 for the first time since opening last season 2–0, and the team didn’t miss the opportunity.

The Clan came out flying against CBC, storming out of the gates with a 25–9 victory in the first set, and a 25–19 win in the second. But the Bearcats would edge the Clan in the third, taking the set 25–23, evoking memories of a few blown leads last year. But the Clan showed resolve that they hadn’t had in years past and took the fourth set 25–22, and the match three sets to one.

Renkema and Robinson again led the team in kills, with 12 and 10 respectively. McKay too had another impressive outing, racking up 13 digs in the match, second only to junior Alanna Chan’s 14.

“I love the way this team is coming together,” said Clan freshman McKay. “We have a great coaching staff and great players. I’ve just been working hard and am glad we got some results today.”

The success of this team will ultimately be measured by whether these types of results can continue. It’s early yet, but the team’s improvement — and optimism — is evident.

Successful Connections

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Did you see someone, meet them and were left knowing whether or not they had feelings for you? Successful Connections is a feature that allows people to anonymously brag about it.

Convocation Mall Connection

 I saw a MAN  and I am a WOMAN 

When: July 31, 2013

Where: Convocation Mall

I saw you sitting on a bench outside the library, you were wearing a red jacket and I think I saw you smile at me. I saw you later in the hallways of the Quadrangle, and the way you looked at me when I asked you out on a date made me think you might have been interested in me. Also you said ‘yes’ and gave me your contact information, and we’ve since seen each other romantically several times.

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West Mall Hottie

I saw a WOMAN  and I am a MAN

When: September 18, 2013

Where: West Mall

You: an adorable brunette with blue eyes and a green jacket sitting outside my office. Me: your boyfriend of five years. You seemed to be waiting to talk to me or something. That’s probably because I asked you to come by and meet me for lunch.

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I wasn’t left wondering what could’ve been!

I saw a MAN and I am a MAN

When: September 11, 2013

Where: Renaissance Cafe

Hey. We exchanged a couple of glances while drinking coffee but I was too nervous to go over and talk to you. You left before I worked up the courage but my friend caught up to you and introduced us. We went out together to a movie, but found out we weren’t really compatible with each other and then mutually decided we shouldn’t pursue the relationship any further. That was a good decision.

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You look great in that wedding ring I gave you!

I saw a  WOMAN and I am a MAN

When: October 14, 2003

Where: AQ Pond 

I don’t know if you really remember this but we were both in the AQ at the same time once, only the two of us. I was the guy with the beard and the british accent who proposed marriage to you after several years of dating? That was ten years ago and now we live together with our two children and dog, Mr. Grundy. On second thought, I think you probably do remember this.

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I saw a   and I am a

When: September 20, 2013

Where: The Townhouses

I was in my room trying to connect to the internet on my laptop but we don’t have our own wi-fi yet. I was desperately trying to remember the name of the lead sing for Jethro Tull when I saw you suddenly appear in front of me. Unfortunately just as soon as you had appeared you vanished, then I moved my computer a little to the right and you were back. Turns out it was Ian Roberts! Thanks, we had a real connection.

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Have you seen someone who you then met and got closure on whether they were interested in you? Send a “Successful Connection” note to them at [email protected]

Poets Corner: The beauty of any romantic endeavor is its inherent mortality

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The beauty of any romantic endeavor is its inherent mortality.  It is beautiful because it mirrors life: eventually, it will die.  This, Love, is beautiful because it is only a moment.  In fact, even in its totality it is only ever captured in moments.  That look, those legs lying there, that little smile,

that mischief, that outrage.  Love is a fleeting feeling.  We feel it even in the first meeting,                          we just don’t know to call it love yet.  We feel it on the good first dates and hope for more of it.  For it to deepen. The romantic moment takes on a transcendent beauty because it is a doomed endeavor.  We can say so when we are young because we expect many new romances ahead, and the older folk can say it too, but with more conviction, the evidence of life on their side.

To explore the romantic forest, to play with the tail of Love, that mysterious cat, is to play with death.

At best, we will be long lost in that wonderful forest.  We will hear trumpets for a while.

The cat will snuggle up to us and keep us warm.  But in the end, the forest will become our tomb; Love will devour us like a helpless mouse. This is not the sentiment of a broken-hearted man. No,

Love’s death is the most beautiful thing of all.

Because if not consciously then subconsciously we know all of this.  We are well aware that we are doomed.  Doomed to heart-break and doomed to death.  But we are blissfully, delusionaly brave in this respect.  We are fighter pilots.  Some kind of heroes.  You may disagree and remind me that we are seeking for happiness, fulfillment, companionship, our soul mates; and you would be right, we are searching for those things.  But behind it all, behind all the cowardice that eggs us on into seeking a final answer, we must know that if we are lucky and find it all we will still lose it again.  We will lose everything we have gained,

                                                          and then some.

The decay and death of a romance, the end of the evening, leaves a deeper hole than we began with.  So we can say we are brave heroes or delusional cowards but either way, how beautiful is our crusade! We are hopeless yet we fight on hope.

I think this is lovely.

 

Dusting for Prints

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In our Orwellian modern era of NSA surveillance and spyware, it’s hard to blame tech users for worrying about their online privacy. In an effort to dissuade fears of hacking, Google recently released a list of common — and therefore insecure — password topics: these include birthdays, holidays, sports teams, pet names and, of course, the word “password.”

These days, most attempts to join a site like Facebook or Twitter will be met with security measures that require your password to be a certain length, and to be comprised of a healthy mix of letters, numbers and obscure symbols.

However, with the announcement of their upcoming iPhone 5S, Apple has announced an alternative to passwords: their new phones will feature Touch ID, a fingerprint scanner which will allow users to log in to their phone, as well as purchase items from the iTunes Store and the App Store, without having to remember anything.

With biometric authentication, you’re leaving potential copies of your password everywhere you go.

No more numbers, and no more fear of thieves peering over your shoulder. As long as you buy the iPhone 5S — and not its less expensive counterpart, the iPhone 5C — all you’ll need is the touch of a finger.

It’s easy to see why Apple chose to implement fingerprint identification technology: unlike other forms of biometric authentication, such as voice or facial recognition, fingerprints are more difficult to fake and the currently existing technology is far more sophisticated. “Your fingerprint is one of the best passwords in the world. It’s always with you, and no two are exactly alike,” Dan Ricco, Apple’s Senior Vice President of Hardware Engineering, boasts in a video on the company’s website. But this may be a design flaw: since fingerprints never change, your ability to switch your password is restricted.

Other issues with biometric authentication shed light on why this seemingly intuitive technology is only now surfacing. When you deposit a cheque at the bank, they compare your signature with the copy that they have on file. Though no two signatures are a perfect match, they employ experts who are able to ensure with near certainty that the penmanship matches. Similarly, no two scans of a fingerprint are exactly the same, even though the fingerprint is.

But even that assurance is questionable: fingers that have been burned or cut will not retain the same print, and damaged, dirty or temperature-sensitive sensors may lose their capacity to accurately read the grooves of an individual print.

The upside here is that you’ve got ten potential passwords — possibly even twenty, as Touch ID can read toeprints — but it’s still a little bit nerve-wracking to have your pool of potential codes limited to a few digits  (pun intended).

Numerous studies have confirmed that built fingerprints are able to fool sophisticated authentication technology; some can be tricked by a photocopy, while others require a gelatin mold or a fake finger. Either way, you’re leaving potential copies of your password everywhere you go. Your password is a secret, but your fingerprint is not.

Naturally, debate has already begun over whether the era of password protection is nearing an end. Many have hypothesized that it’s only a matter of time before PIN numbers are replaced by biometric authenticators — of course, this technology is expensive, and banks would need assurance not only that this technology actually works, but that users would be willing to trust it.

NEWS-quotation marksYour fingerprint is one of the best passwords in the world.”

– Dan Ricco, Senior Vice President of Hardware Engineering at Apple

To be fair, the early reviews for the Touch ID feature have been almost universally positive. The new iPhone requires an additional security code — a standard four-digit numeric PIN, as previous iPhones have featured — in case biometric systems should fail. Of course, this is a little ironic, since the feature was likely designed to minimize the micro-annoyance of numeric codes in the first place.

Apple has done one thing right: once the iPhone recognizes your fingerprint, an algorithm converts the information into a numeric value which is stored on an A7 chip inside the phone. No iCloud, no central database. Users won’t have to worry about their most sensitive personal information being accessed by Apple bigwigs — this is especially reassuring given the recent controversy behind Google’s terms of service for its Drive.

But what about others? If biometric authenticators take off and passwords become obsolete, a stolen fingerprint could mean a one-way ticket into your bank account, smartphone and social networks, all at once; and there’s no doubt that some companies will be less careful than Apple has been.

Consider UPEK Protector Suite, a Windows software that allowed users to log on to their laptops via fingerprint. Elcomsoft, a Russian-based password-cracking software, found that the passwords were being stored in plain text, without any encryption. “Having physical access to a laptop running UPEK Protector Suite, we could extract passwords to all user accounts with fingerprint-enabled logon,” they advised in 2012.

The main takeaway here is that, until we can be sure that the technology is bulletproof, fingerprints and other biometric measures should be used with passwords and codes, not instead of them. It’s hard to deny that they’re more convenient, and have a sci-fi coolness factor that makes the nerd in me foam at the mouth. But with computer hackers remaining a serious threat and government surveillance invading our day-to-day routines, we just can’t be too careful.

Manifesto Corner: Men of Boner Hill Unite!

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This week’s manifesto was sent to us by Eric P. and features the demands of a coalition of SFU men frustrated by unseemly erections caused by the shaking of buses as they ascend Burnaby Mountain!

Men of Boner Hill unite!

Too long have we suffered, desperately rushing to tuck our torqued members into our waistbands as we approach the West Mall bus stop.

Too many times have we hung our heads in shame, hiding our rigid shlongs under binders, textbooks or anything that will serve.

Too often have we ridden all the way to the top bus loop because our throbbing units are just too bonerfied to get up.

Men of Boner Hill unite!

Enough is enough, we say.

The Administration spends money on new water fountains, new bathrooms and even compost dumps but cannot be bothered to repair the bumpy and uneven pavement that gyrates just perfectly enough to cause thousands of male students to become victims of unruly and sudden genital vascularization (a.k.a. surprise boners).

When we arrived at SFU, we had naively believed the awkward pubescent days of middle school and spontaneous boners over! We bussed up for our first days, full of hope, eager to start afresh and saw it all dashed to the wind the moment the bus started shaking.

The years have passed and nothing has changed. A black man was elected president and yet the curse of Boner Hill remains as powerful as ever, subjecting hundreds, nay thousands to public shame daily!

Now is the time for change! Men of Boner Hill unite!

Rise together and let your bulges be seen with pride so that our erectile struggle be known and our penises may one day enjoy the freedom of erectile choice we had once believed to be our unalienable post-pubescent right!

Make it YOUR student union building

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The SUB needs to be a community space, first and foremost. The lack of community at SFU is a constant topic of conversation, meaning our SUB needs to be a walk-through space — a central hub.

Unless you’ve walked to and from class without looking up, you’ve noticed Build SFU posters everywhere. Architects have begun their focus groups to get a sense of the layout we as students need for the SUB.

After gathering information from students, the architects, and what ideas they had laid out, this is what I think the SUB needs, and what students should strive for.

Although it would have a wicked view and might have fewer issues with accommodating other structures, The Treehouse location is not ideal at all. I feel it’s highly unlikely applied science students, for example, would make the trek from the other side of campus. So, although this space would be great for me, it doesn’t seem inclusive enough. And let’s not kid ourselves, the Business students would take it over, anyway.

UBC’s new SUB is going to be net-positive, so let’s not fall behind.

The two other proposed sites can achieve the goals of this building; however, both of them come with building constraints, particularly on top of the Rotunda. That area needs renovations, and it does seem practical to do it all at once, but where does that leave groups such as SFPRIG, Out on Campus, the First Nations Student Union, and the Women’s Centre? Will they even get a place within the new SUB? We can’t just accept a location without asking questions.

So what does a genuine community and accessibility look like? Communities need places to gather. SFU currently lacks a place like this, Convo Mall for example, is too large for anything other than convocation, and other events seem to get lost in the space — it requires music so loud that students interested in participating seem to only end up repelled. For this reason, we need a giant open foyer as a place for people to meet, rally, and be informed.

We also need spaces for student organisations and clubs. The best way to strengthen community is to get students involved, but it’s difficult when clubs, departmental student unions, and student organisations are hidden in back corners that require you to navigate a labyrinth just to find them (I’m looking at you, Sustainable SFU).

We need a giant foyer as a place for people to meet and be informed.

The SUB must also be sustainable. The architects have promised the highest level of sustainability in their plans, and this is a promise that needs to be fulfilled. UBC’s new SUB, for example, is going to be net-positive, so let’s not fall behind. Would we, as a university, want to be any less than our UBC counterpart? If we’re going to invest, it should be done right — plus, we’re paying for it!

My outlook is hopeful that the firm will deliver what we need, and from what I heard voiced by other students in the Think Tank, we have a lot of common ideas on what the SUB will look like. We don’t need fancy things like games rooms or fireplaces, but I wouldn’t mind if we splurged on comfy seating and a decent place to study — this is a university after all.

Community, student involvement, accessibility, and sustainable architecture are what our SUB needs most. Our SUB needs to facilitate student engagement, and so far, I’m pretty impressed by the ideas I’ve heard. I just hope that promises made to date are kept, and that our SUB will truly meet the needs of SFU students.

New leadership sets Clan up for positive year

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With a brand-new coaching staff and a new team mantra, the Clan women’s volleyball team is ready to be taken seriously. The 2012 campaign was far from successful, but the team is ready to apply what they learned from last year’s difficult season, and make their mark in the Great Northwest Athletic Conference this year.

The young team went 4-22 overall in last year’s competitions, winning only one conference match over the three-month period. But the Clan is ready for 2013 now, headed by a new coaching staff, and fueled by the desire to show the conference that they belong.

Team captains Kelsey Robinson, Amanda Renkema and Brooklyn Gould-Bradbury explain the transition, and their new outlook and passion for the game, “The past few seasons have been tough,” said Renkema, a middle blocker, and the only one of the three to have donned a Clan uniform in 2012. “The losing wasn’t so much the hardship as much as the not winning. We took so many teams to five sets, and were competitors in every match. Not being able to finish many games was very tough.”

The 6’1” Delta, BC native was second on the team in points per set and in blocks in 2012, averaging 2.59 points each set, and had 75 blocks on the season, a clear leader on the young squad both on and off the court.

Robinson, a 5’11” left side from Surrey, BC was sidelined by a knee injury for the 2012 season, but the junior found her red-shirt season to be eye-opening as well. “I really learned about the level of passion I have for volleyball when I sat out last season,” she explained. “I feel like I will be a more passionate and competitive player now because of it, which hopefully I can translate into my leadership role.”

Leadership will come from the trio of juniors, as well as from new head coach Gina Schmidt, a former University of Montana assistant.

“The reason that I came to SFU was because I knew Gina from high school ball as well as from playing in college,” explained Gould-Bradbury, a transfer from North Idaho College and a Seattle native. “I respect Gina a lot as a coach and am looking forward to what the team can learn from her expertise.”

Gould-Bradbury joins the Clan after two seasons at North Idaho, where she was named a National Junior College Athletics Association All-American and served as team captain in 2012. “My role as a leader will be different this year than in years past,” the 5’7” setter explained. “Not knowing a lot about the school, area, or even other athletes, my role as a leader so far will be on the court. I’ll be focusing on trying to bring hustle, communication, and encouragement to practice and game play.”

“This year’s group of athletes seem more mentally tough than in the past,” continued Renkema. “Everyone wants to succeed, especially as a team, and there have been a lot of selfless actions taken by many players for the betterment of the group as a whole.”

And the 2013 freshman class is an important part of that group, with the incoming selection of players offering both skill and spirit to the team. Freshmen Alison McKay, Devon May and Mackenzie Dunham have already seen the floor, with McKay leading the team in digs after the first weekend of play.

“I am really excited about the freshman class,” outside hitter Robinson shared. “They all bring something unique to the program that we will be able to use throughout the season. They are also extremely competitive, which bodes well for the future of the program.”

With hard work and perseverance planned for the 2013 season, the women will also be looking to use their NCAA experience to help them move forward, a first for the team who’s junior and senior contingent have been rather diminished in recent years.

“I think we experienced a sort of roller coaster with our mental game last season, which can be attributed to our lack of experience as players, so I am excited for this coming up season,” Renkema said. “Not only do most of the starting players have at least one year of NCAA experience under our belts but also because over the past year, we have become a lot more united, understand our roles as individual players better and have got some new perspective and insight on mental game from our coaches.”

With that kind of attitude, and a goal of completing their first winning season in the GNAC, the SFU women’s volleyball squad is ready for 2013 and the challenges and growth it will bring.

Local man unaware of what an asshole you think he is

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YOUR REGION — A local man who is just going about his day reportedly has no idea how much of a douchebag you think he is. According to reports, this dick sitting across from you on the bus who you’ve been glaring at for the past half-hour doesn’t even have a clue that he’s infuriating you.

Sources have indicated that the man who is just keeping to himself listening to music has zero awareness for your distaste in those stupid flip-flops he’s wearing and doesn’t even have the slightest idea that you think his haircut looks really dumb. Apparently, the man was too busy selfishly thinking about what he was going to do today — which includes going to the grocery store to buy some fruit, playing basketball at the park and visiting his elderly grandmother for dinner at her retirement home — to look outwards and become aware of your irrational hate for him.

Some sources have also indicated that his mind was even further clouded by thoughts of the shoes he lost recently and his regret that he wasn’t more specific with his barber last week. While this all remains just speculation, sources inside your own head indicate that he’s probably the worst and there’s a good chance that  you’re way better than him.