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SFU swept by UBC rival

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To say the SFU and UBC hockey teams do not like each other would be an understatement.  The two clubs met in the Third Annual University Hockey Classic, a home and home series over the weekend, which featured plenty of high flying action and bone-crushing hits. Unfortunately for SFU, their crosstown rivals would sweep the two-game series in convincing fashion.

The first game took place at UBC’s home rink, the Doug Mitchell Thunderbird Sports Centre. SFU potted the first goal of the night, when Nick Sandor converted a pass from Jono Ceci.  Although UBC controlled most of the period, outshooting the Clan 12-7, it was the away team heading to the locker rooms up by a  1-0 score.

The second period however, was a different story.  The Thunderbirds struck just 17 seconds into the frame when Dillon Wagner broke in off a textbook breakout and fired a top corner rocket.  Wagner’s goal was the first of five in a ten-minute span for UBC as SFU couldn’t find their legs and were constantly second to the puck and losing battles along the boards.  SFU eventually began moving their feet and finished off the latter half of the period strong.

The Clan’s Aaron Enns scored one of the prettier goals you’ll see all season to begin the third, breaking in one-on-one with a T-Bird defenseman, turning him inside out and finishing with a slick backhand. Enns’ effort was much too little too late however, as a sloppy 10-minute stretch resulted in a 6-2 victory for UBC.

The bad blood spilled over into Saturday when both teams took to the ice at Bill Copeland Sports Centre, SFU’s home rink.  After almost every whistle, a scrum ensued between the two sides, but the scoreboard reflected the previous game; UBC flew around the ice, winning most of the battles along the boards.

UBC scored the first goal of the night 5:34 into the first period, off of a good transition, which resulted in an easy tap in for Scott Macdonald. The T-Birds found no problems skating through the neutral zone as their second goal came off a two-on-one. The away team added a short-handed goal late to take a 3-0 lead after one.

SFU was caught flat-footed in the middle frame for the second straight night and UBC was rewarded with a Greg Fraser goal from a sharp angle.

The rough stuff really started to pick up late as the scrums became more and more violent.  It cost SFU: on UBC’s fifth goal, SFU’s Jesse Mysiorek went in for a big hit, but his attempt resulted in a two on one chance down low, which
found the puck in the back of the Clan’s net. SFU’s Enns scored his second goal in two nights on the power play late in the frame.

The lone win for the Clan over the weekend was a fight Trevor Esau took handedly, delivering huge haymakers on UBC’s Ilan Cumberburch.

The third period ended without any additional scoring, with UBC heading home pocketing a decisive 5-1 victory.

The SFU hockey team heads to Boston next weekend to take on NCAA Div. I opponents and will look to bounce back from a tough weekend.  This is a team still looking to find chemistry after adding 14 new players, and once they do, SFU will be back to winning hockey games.

Youth tackle BC economy at Community Summit

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On Saturday, Sept. 28, SFU Surrey played host to “Our Future, Our Voice,” the first event of the week-long 2013 Community Summit: Charting BC’s Economic Future, hosted by SFU Public Square. The day-long forum invited youth between 16 and 25 years old to participate in roundtable and panel discussions, and weigh in on the economic future of the province.

Of the 90 students who attended SFU Public Square’s second annual youth forum, many weighed in on the event through Twitter under #OurVoiceBC, which was projected on a screen in front of the main theatre for the entire duration of the event.

Participants were encouraged to tweet questions to the three panelists — BC education minister Peter Fassbender, Surrey councillor Barinda Rasode, and NDP MP Jenni Sims — who would be speaking at the end of the day.

The youth engagement factor played a large role in shaping the design of the event, said organizer Jackie Pichette, Research and Communications Officer with SFU Public Square. Pichette facilitated “idea jams” over the past two months where young people were asked to design a youth forum that they would want to attend.

Twitter was a unanimously desired element, as were smaller break-out groups where participants would be able to meet people currently in job industries they were interested in entering into after graduation. In response, the event featured small roundtable dialogues held over lunch, where community and industry representatives from law enforcement, media, tech, construction, and other sectors, were open to questioning.

Only a handful of attendees were post-secondary students, with the overwhelming majority being from high schools across the Lower Mainland. This turnout which surprised Pichette, who said that at last year’s youth forum, there was a more even mix of university and high school students.

 

quotes1There was no way I was making a panel with more men than women.”

– Jackie Pichette,
Research and Communications Officer, SFU Public Square

 

For many of the attendees it was their first time being able to engage with politicians in such a direct manner. “I didn’t know anything about this forum when I decided to attend, but now I’m excited for the opportunity to ask actual politicians some questions,” said Sunaina Paudel, a grade 12 student at Johnston Heights Secondary, who heard about the event through her student leadership group.

Other attendees had a more developed interest in politics. Amie Johnson, a third-year political science student at SFU, works for the city of Surrey as a child and youth engagement assistant. She facilitated one of the 100 Community Conversations that had happened in the past two months, which were events also hosted by SFU Public Square. “I hope to run for office in the municipal government someday, so this is important to me,” she said.

The event began with a morning icebreaker, followed by SFU professor Matt Hern, founder of Car Free Day and Purple Thistle Centre who spoke on the GDP as a poor measure of the economy.

The final segment of the day was the panel, moderated by ex-CTV reporter Kai Nagata. There was friendly tension between the three panelists, all of whom represented different opinions along the political spectrum. Youth-centric issues, such as education and jobs, dominated the discussion, though gender and race also featured prominently.

“You’re in the minority here,” Rasode and Sims joked to Fassbender in reference to one participant’s tweet, which noted that women of colour outnumbered white men on the panel.

“There was no way I was making a panel with more men than women,” said Pichette.

On education, Rasode spoke to the importance of including students and teachers in the discussion rather than keeping the dialogue behind closed doors among elected representatives — a statement partially directed at Sims, the former president of the BC Teacher’s Federation.

When asked about employment opportunities in the province, Fassbender said that many BC jobs simply were not located in Vancouver, but in the interior province, like Dawson Creek. “You ladies can go up there and buy a truck, and not have to sell drugs,” he said to appeal to young women in the audience.

He also talked about managing resources more sustainably, rather than shutting down the operations altogether, though he did not mention renewable sources, a sentiment that proved unpopular among the live tweeters. In response, Sims said that economic and environmental sustainability should not be seen as two separate entities.

The panel proved to be popular with attendees, who were allowed to direct questions at the attendees for the last half hour of the session.

 

Tweets from #OurVoiceBC

 

 Amie Johnson@Amie_R_Johnson

Fassbender: Thoughts about Can being only OECD country without national education strategy/department? #ourvoicebc #sfupublicsquare

 

 Amanda L-O@AmandaLillicO

#Ourvoicebc Mr. Fassbender, how does your party expect to tackle the overcrowding in Surrey schools issue?

 

 Cory Ashworth@coryashworth

Great time at SFU Surrey Campus – met some amazing future minds #OurVoiceBC pic.twitter.com/KP79CDYfL5

 

 Andrew Jones@andrewtrevjones

There is an inherent contradiction between “environmental responsibility” and fossil fuel exploitation. #OurVoiceBC

 

 Brandon Yan@pre_planner

Asked if anyone wanted to work on an LNG fracking rig. No one raised their hand #ourvoiceBC

 

 Japreet Lehal@JapreetLehal

#OurVoiceBC #sfups Ms.Rasode: wouldn’t some form of ward system lead to greater neighbourhood representation & civic engagement in long run?

 

 Kent Rockwell@krockwel

If students are our future. Why are BC teachers paid less than other provinces? How does this affect the state of BC Ed? #ourvoicebc

 

 Janet Webber@jdubcon77

If you walk home after this event, it’s the worst thing you could do for the BC economy. No economic transaction – Matt Hern #OurVoiceBC

 

 Leanna Milburn@lalaleanna

What is the City of Surrey doing to make Surrey a place where young people will want to live and work long-term? #OurVoiceBC

Ugandans lend hand to combat American obesity epidemic

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YKAMPALA — In an effort to raise awareness about the rising rate of obesity in America, citizens of Uganda are showing solidarity by refraining from any sort of physical activity for 30 straight hours; an event known as the ‘30 Hour No Sweat.’

A Ugandan spokesman for the charity told the press, “It’s all about making people in Uganda aware of the terrible issues that are taking place globally.”

“Right now a lot of people are suffering in America from a lack of having to do any sort of physical activity at all and having too much food intake, and we need to raise this issue on Uganda’s moral conscience,” added the group’s spokesman.

Organizers of the charity say that the issues of low self-esteem and feeling uncomfortable in most standard-size chairs in cars, movie theatres, and airplanes are big concerns for the Ugandan charity.

“Some Americans want to go on vacation, but they don’t feel like it because the seats on most airplanes are slightly uncomfortable, and they are worried about people staring while they eat their in-flight meal. Something has to be done.”

Some are even taking their solidarity with American social issues to the extreme by also partaking in the overeating of fatty, high-calorie foods and sugary soft drinks. “We want to show Americans that they are not alone in their pain,” said the spokesman.

The Ugandan charity will be raising money to build gyms in the state of Mississippi, where the obesity rate amongst adults is currently 31.7 per cent.

Sorority Story

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“I think it was a fluke,” laughs Maeghan Hermansson, as she explains how she became president of Kappa Beta Gamma, one of the few Greek letter organizations at SFU. “My older brother, who is in the fraternity at the University of Victoria, got me in touch with [their sorority]. At the time, I thought, ‘oh, Kappa seems like a good fit for SFU.’”

Maeghan claims she was “super shy in high school.” Coming from a graduating class of only 130 people, community has always been a large part of her education. When it came to university, SFU was the only fit for Maeghan. “I missed the city,” she admits.

As someone who enjoys helping people, she knew that the school’s Health Science department would feed her desire to do so. “A big thing for me is the ability to learn how policy works, taking classes on mental health [and] infectious diseases,” she explains. “It’s just kind of cool to put all of the aspects together instead of just looking at the one principle.”

Maeghan understands that there are many ways to help people, which is why creating the Alpha Gamma chapter of KBG was so important to her. “It’s so frightening to not know anybody . . . you make friends in class, but after the semester is over you don’t really see them anymore.” Maeghan wanted to change that. She understands that “joining a sorority isn’t for everybody,” but she admits that doing so helps “you break out of your shell.”

quotes1It takes one person to start something, but it takes so many more than that to finish it.”

– Maeghan Hermansson

Overall she believes it is “nice to have that support system around you for all the things you do.” She found it hard  when people around her would talk about transferring to a different school — they would tell her that they wanted to go and “have a blast at UVic.” She couldn’t help but think, “You could have a blast here!”

It’s the we that stands out most as Maeghan speaks of the sorority, one that she played a founding role in. “We are Kappa Beta Gamma,” she begins. “We also go by KBG. [There are] 17 active chapters, and we are currently expanding in the States and in Canada.” The sorority itself was founded in 1917 at Marquette University in Marquette, Milwaukee, with the aim to promote leadership skills for young women.

There were originally just 12 members, but KBG has since expanded immensely, and has had an impact in the lives of many female SFU students. “We have girls from White Rock, Ladner, Coquitlam, and North Vancouver. We have girls that are international students . . . It doesn’t really matter where you come from, as long as you see yourself staying at SFU.”

Maeghan saw an opportunity for SFU to develop a better community around campus. Starting the organization wasn’t easy, and although Maeghan would “say [she] did a lot of the leg work” in the beginning, she would not have been able to do it without the help and support of the other girls. As she puts it, “It takes one person to start something, but it takes so many more than that to finish it.”

So, the question remains: what exactly does Kappa Beta Gamma do? The president wants to put a stop to the idea that it’s just about socializing. “Yes, it is a social thing, you do make a lot of friends. But you also make professional connections.” Meaghan herself has been offered internships as a result of her involvement with the sorority. Volunteering is also an extremely important goal for these young ladies, who meet regularly each semester to have a “brainstorming session” to make sure everyone is on the same page.

“Right now our goal is to get more involved in the community. We work with School Building Schools. We have done a lot of volunteering with them . . . We were involved with Relay for Life last year with a bunch of other Greek letter organizations at SFU, as well as getting involved with the Special Olympics,” she says. “It’s so nice to see people of all abilities getting involved and having fun. Everybody is laughing and having a good time, which is great.”

For Maeghan, the job has its own rewards. “I love helping people make friends,” she smiles. “We actually have a house full of girls who live together, who met through the sorority, girls that went through rush this semester. Whether they found out that [our sorority] was for them or not, they met friends, and that’s a huge opportunity for everybody. Sometimes, it just takes that push to help make friends.”

University Briefs

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Sexual assault on UBC campus

Early on Saturday, Sept. 28th a 19-year-old female student was sexually assaulted while walking down the Biological Sciences Road on UBC’s campus. The male assailant reportedly grabbed her and forcibly brought her into a garden and groped her. In an RCMP press release, the suspect is described as olive skinned, approximately 5’8 and in his mid to late 20‘s. He fled the scene after she screamed and resisted him. RCMP have issued a warning to those out alone on campus to be careful.

With files from The Ubyssey

 

TRU prepares for the worst 

Thompson Rivers University is in the process of developing a comprehensive safety plan aimed at preparing students for emergencies on campus. Included in the plan are evacuation drills and active shooter drills. One of the first steps in this plan involved the implementation of an alert system this past May.

The university has been struggling to get students to sign up for the system which, in case of an emergency, will send out alerts via text message, phone call or email. Safety manager, Stacey Jyrkkanen says she hopes for the safety program to further develop and maybe down the road simulate a zombie apocalypse in order to practice safety procedures.

With files from The Omega

 

Next to no confidence in U of R administration

The University of Regina Council nearly passed a motion to have a non-confidence vote regarding their President and provost. The motion is worded as follows, “The University of Regina Council has lost confidence in the President and the Provost and Vice-President  (Academic)” and it called for a vote of non-confidence in 10 days by secret ballot.

After over an hour of debating, the council took a vote on whether to pass the motion. The ballots stacked up 135 against, 134 for, three abstentions and one spoiled ballot, meaning that there will be no vote of non-confidence.

With files from The Carillon

SFU volleyball falls short on road

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After a breakthrough non-conference season the Clan women’s volleyball team struggled to get things going in their Great Northwest Athletic Conference (GNAC) openers, in Montana and Seattle.

The SFU ladies opened strong in their first game, taking the first set against Seattle Pacific University, 25–16. Unfortunately, they would not be able to hold the momentum, dropping the next three sets straight. Aggressive play by left side Kelsey Robinson and libero Alanna Chan with 14 kills and 13 digs in the game respectively, put the Clan within striking distance in the fourth set but they ultimately dropped the match 3–1.

The game also saw the return of sophomore setter Tamara Nipp who was injured in the non conference season and recorded 12 assists in the match. Her return allowed the team to play a 6–2 rotation as opposed to the 5–1 they had been running with a sole setter.

After winning five straight to go 5–1 in the non-conference season, the loss was a disappointing way to open the conference schedule, but the team showed improved poise and confidence from the past few seasons, battling for every point.

Two days after the loss to SPU, the Clan visited Montana State University-Billings, who proved even tougher competition beating the visitors in three straight sets.

Robinson again led the Clan’s effort with 10 kills while Chan recorded eight digs. Transfer setter Brooklyn Gould-Bradbury had 42 assists between the two matches working in tandem with Nipp.

“We are still coming together and that takes time,” said Chan following the team’s return to Burnaby. “It’s important after a loss like that to have a short memory as our assistant coach Kim [Stonehouse] always tells us. We just need to focus on the next games and the new scenarios they will bring.”

Looking ahead, the ladies will be focusing on recording their first conference win of 2013, as they aim to improve on their dismal record from last year.

“It’s great having our new coaching staff, Gina has so much experience playing as well as coaching and connects very well with us,” continued Chan. “After the weekend she didn’t make us feel bad about the games but encouraged us to focus and prepare on the battles ahead.”

The Clan return home to host three games at the West Gym before hitting the road again as the quest for the season’s first GNAC win continues.

Young Braised’s Japanese Tendencies

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I first came across the music of rapper Jaymes Bowman, aka Young Braised, through last fall’s “Snack City” music video. Directed by Metalab’s William Wilkinson, the “Snack City” video was a burger-exploding good time. Standing in a bucket hat against a green-screen background filled with pictures of food, Young Braised certainly cut an odd figure.

For his most recent release, the Japanese Tendencies mixtape, Bowman looked to mysterious Japanese producer Terio. For the tape’s lead single, “Murakami,” Bowman’s brother and frequent collaborator, Strawberry Jacuzzi, handled the visual treatment.

As the title suggests, “Murakami” carries somewhat unlikely subject matter for a rap single: the novelist Haruki Murakami, as well as visual artist Takashi Murakami, who is famous for his “superflat” cartoon prints depicting the shallowness of contemporary Japanese consumer culture. As might be expected, referring to either of these prominent Japanese figures by their last name leads to the kind of foggy ambiguity that might be exploited by someone like Bowman.

He and I met at SFU’s Highland Pub to discuss the new tape.

 

The Peak: Your new mixtape is called Japanese Tendencies. What kind of things about Japanese culture made you decide to give the tape this title?

Young Braised: Well, basically, the guy who made all the beats is from Japan, and there’s a line from a Lupe Fiasco song where he says “I’m American mentally with Japanese tendencies,” so I just took that name. The more I thought about it though, it also made sense because I was reading my first Murakami novel — The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle — right around the time that I first heard those beats, so it all kind of came together. I thought more about the way that people approach their lifestyles in different cultures and different countries. I feel like it’s definitely a more thoughtful existence in places like Japan, in any place where there’s less space.

The Japanese culture is a very interesting one and I think that’s why a lot of people fetishize it so much. Especially in rap you’ve got references to Japanese denim, Japanese designers and fashion and stuff and it’s like, yeah it’s cool, but I definitely look at it from a more philosophical and psychological level than I do as a “Oh, their TV shows are really weird” kind of thing.

 

P: You have a song called “Empty Affluence.”  That kind of wealth without depth is also a theme in the artwork of Takashi Murakami, who you shout out in another song. Is there an anti-consumerist vein in your work?

YB: I think there is an anti-consumerist vein to my music and to my outlook. In fashion, everyone not actually stitching the clothes gets paid so much off of everything and then it doubles again when it gets to retail. It’s like, “I know how this works! I don’t want to buy clothes — at all!”

That song was sort of a concept song in that it’s like the “depressing song” of the mixtape. I have a friend, Pepperboy, from Little Rock ,who’s very real in telling the tales of the streets and as soon as I heard the beat I knew he had to be on it. So I pretty much made that song just for him.

 

P: You also have a song called “Feminist.” Do you feel an allegiance with the feminist movement at all?

YB: I do feel an allegiance for sure. My girlfriend was actually very offended by that song the first time I showed it to her, though. She’s very much a feminist; she’s opened a lot of conversation with me about my music and improved my integrity a lot, and “Feminist” is definitely tied in with that. It’s not the strongest example that I can think of, but basically it’s playing off the stereotypes of hip hop and the degradation of women that is so common in the genre. It’s trying to play around with that.

I definitely don’t think everybody’s going to like me mixing the sign of respect of giving someone a dap [a gesture of friendship] and referring to the female reproductive organ in that way, but it’s not intended as a mockery, that’s for sure. It’s very much intended to be a conversation piece and I think it will do more good than harm.

 

P: You said that Terio made all the beats for this album. How did you find him?

YB: I found him through a blog that I follow that has some kind of Raider Klan affiliation, which is like the SpaceGhostPurrp label. They posted Terio’s beat tape, and as soon as I heard it I was like “Woah . . . ” I got kind of anxious because I thought a bunch of songs were going to come out on them but I just kept listening to them and thinking of song ideas instantly when I heard the beats.

Two weeks after it came out I realized it wasn’t posted anywhere online anymore and so I messaged him on soundcloud right away and basically I just asked if I could do an EP with some of the beats. He said “Yes” and that was pretty much it. I’ve tried talking to him since and he seems very elusive. I don’t know where he is or what he’s doing.

In all honesty, he could very well not be in Japan at all, but that’s what he says and I made a full project about it, so I hope he is. If not, it’s just as funny.

Grand Theft Auto V: a review

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The Grand Theft Auto franchise has always been a haven for controversy, innovation, and ambition. Creating a world where a player can roam freely and participate in nearly any illegal activity that they can think of is what has made the series so popular, but it’s also what has spawned the most public outcry.

Grand Theft Auto V still provides plenty of reasons to get the pitchforks out, but the offbeat, tongue-in-cheek humour that the series is known for helps to alleviate the offensiveness and create a biting satire of America, as well as a pretty great game.

With any Grand Theft Auto, the focus is generally on one protagonist and his rise within the criminal underworld. Right out of the gate, GTA V changes up the formula by having three protagonists, each with their own character arcs and unique personalities. The three leads (Michael, Franklin and Trevor) all have one thing in common: they are destined to a life of crime.

Michael gets out and is brought back in; Franklin aspires to make something of himself outside of gangbanging; and Trevor is an uncontrollable, unstable psychopath. The chemistry between the three is electric, and the three-person narrative comes together to form an interesting, cohesive story that stands above many of the other games released during this console cycle.

The mechanics of the game have not changed much since Grand Theft Auto IV, but there are some noteworthy additions and tweaks that make the game more engaging than previous iterations. Most satisfying for myself is the driving, which has become less realistic, but more fun as a result. Another new aspect is the ability to switch between the three main characters at any time off-mission, with certain missions being tailored to specific characters.

Each character also has his own special ability (i.e Trevor can take inhuman amounts of damage) which makes the game a bit too easy. The forgiveness in GTA V can really be felt in the implementation of checkpoints during missions which means no more having to replay a mission from the very beginning again.

By going for a less realistic approach, Rockstar has eliminated a lot of the difficulty in the game, which is both welcoming for those who could never finish the games, and infuriating for those who want a challenge.

Main missions aside, GTA V should be able to attract new players to the series with its inclusion of plenty of extracurricular activities like golfing, tennis, drag racing, hunting, and more, as well as instant access to the entire map of Los Santos. There is no limit to what you can do in GTA V. The colourful cast and narrative will keep some intrigued, but the massive scope of the game will prevent many players from progressing through the story, as they drive through Los Santos simply admiring the far-reaching vistas.

Album reviews: Danny Brown, Chvrches, and a throwback to A Tribe Called Quest

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Danny Brown – Old

Danny Brown’s stream of consciousness style and obscene wordplay have won him a legion of admirers since he burst onto Detroit’s emaciated rap scene a few years ago. Old, his first proper studio LP and the successor to his wildly popular free release XXX, paints a more complete portrait of Brown than we’ve seen so far. For every lewd sex joke and over-the-top boast, the rapper’s newest features an admission of loneliness or a plea for nonviolence.

By striking a precarious balance between youthful abandon and cinematic gravitas, Old obnoxiously announces itself as a frontrunner for hip-hop album of the year. After months of arguments with label heads and studio tinkering, the build-up proved to be worth it — the production is immaculate, from the industrial grind of “Way Up Here” to the ambulance synths of “Break It (Go)” to the muted R&B of “The Return,” Old is an inventive sound collage that never gets, well, you know.

Brown’s lyrics are similarly all over the place: “Handstand” may be the most depraved fornication fantasy the rapper has cooked up to date, while “Wonderbread” is, as far as I can tell, a song about purchasing sliced bread (with pan flute accompaniment). “Torture” features Brown’s most vulnerable verses committed to tape, while “Red 2 Go” is an aggressive call to arms for listeners and rivals alike.

Old’s saving grace is Brown’s versatility: his raps range from smooth and melodic to harebrained and manic, sometimes within the same stanza. Some will argue that Old tries to do too much, and there’s something to be said about the album’s overzealous attention span. But it’s hard to deny that Brown is one of hip-hop’s strangest, funniest and most creative figures, and Old proves that he’s even more versatile than we thought.

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Chvrches – The Bones of What You Believe

The Bones of What You Believe is a lot of fun. It’s catchy, danceable and ticks the appropriate boxes on the List of Musical Influences. If you’re searching for a new album to listen to while you passively browse Facebook or lift weights at the gym, look no further: this Scottish trio is the group you’ve been looking for. They even have an appropriately non-threatening lead vocalist who looks a little bit like that girl you had a crush on in seventh grade.

The problem is that, as the Barenaked Ladies once said, it’s all been done. Chvrches are adequately talented, and they clearly have an ear for hooks. Opener “The Mother We Share” and single “Recover” are sure to be mainstays on your local indie station, and rightfully so. But are they saying anything new? I think you already know the answer.

There’s something to be said for the album’s immaculate production: these mixes are so squeaky clean, listening to The Bones of What You Believe feels like going through a car wash. Not a single guitar is plucked throughout the LP’s 16 tracks, but the group’s repertoire of bleeps and bloops are more than enough to make up for the absence.

Even lead vocalist Lauren Mayberry’s voice feels obsessively micromanaged, equal parts socially acceptable quirkiness and milquetoast lyrical clichés. (Though, to her credit, Mayberry recently penned a damning op ed in The Guardian about online sexism towards female musicians. So there’s that.)

On its surface, The Bones of What You Believe is a perfectly enjoyable and effortlessly marketable slice of pop music pie — maybe a little on the long side, but far from bloated. Still, it’s hard to get excited about amiable, derivative synth pop anymore. Like so many albums before it and many more to come, Chvrches’ debut full length is just another step into the brave new world of indie pop homogenization.

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Throwback: A Tribe Called Quest – The Low End Theory

“Back in the days when I was a teenager, before I had status and before I had a pager . . .”

From Q-Tip’s first couplet in album opener “Excursions,” I was hooked. Like many other hesitant hip-hop listeners, The Low End Theory — A Tribe Called Quest’s sophomore opus and the Rosetta Stone of jazz hop — was my rap gateway drug. Effortlessly listenable and calmly anecdotal, the trio’s second LP was the antithesis of Public Enemy’s political manifestos: Q-Tip and his partner Phife Dawg kept their ideologies subtextual, preferring to focus on the wiles of rap promoters and the opposite sex.

Though many had noted the parallels between jazz and hip-hop before, The Low End Theory was the first record to truly fuse them into one pulsing, cohesive whole. From its stand-up bass grooves to DJ Ali Shaheed Muhammad’s pitch perfect bebop samples, the LP’s atmosphere is warm and inviting. The group’s twin MCs maintain a lively equilibrium: Q-Tip’s lyrical talent shines through his gentle cadence, while Phife Dawg’s youthful bombast is grounded by his seamless syllabary.

Despite its apolitical nature, The Low End Theory is anything but delicate. Few hip-hop albums are as quotable: each stanza stacks reference upon reference in an endless circle of one-upmanship between the group’s leads. The result is some of rap’s finest wordplay, all against a backdrop of smoky jazz instrumentation and deceptively simple drum beats.

Despite their casual rivalry, Tip and Phife were never more in sync than on this LP. “Check the Rhime,” the album’s centerpiece and the group’s strongest track, sees the two trading verses without missing a beat. Though their differences would eventually lead the group to split in 1998, The Low End Theory is the high point of the duo’s professional partnership.

This is the album to try if you’re new to the genre: if you’re not a convert by the last chorus of “Scenario,” you might as well stick with Coldplay.

Found Objects

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Introduction

Over the past few years, there have been some incredible and noteworthy art discoveries made by art conservators and happenstance archaeologists alike. Whether they’ve been forgotten amidst family heirlooms in attics and discovered decades later, or carted onto the set of Antiques Roadshow, these unexpected finds are more valuable than their appraised price tags: they suggest a whole iceberg of arts and culture just waiting to be found beneath the surface.

The fruit of his loins

2010 was a remarkable year for art discoveries, including a work by Renaissance master Caravaggio. On the 400th anniversary of the painter’s death, the Vatican suggested that a previously unattributed painting, found among their archives and titled Martyrdom of Saint Lawrence, may actually be a work by the revered artist.

The painting, property of the Jesuit Order, depicts the young Saint Lawrence, loincloth-clad, crying out in pain as he is roasted over a grate. While the Vatican did concede that more information was needed to confirm the attribution, there were some who remained unconvinced of the work’s merit.

According to an article by The Telegraph, Antonio Pinelli, an art historian from Florence, suggested that the work was more likely by one of Caravaggio’s followers, not by the master himself. He claimed that the texture of the skin and the execution of the loin cloth were poor, and that the “blue rag is really a very poor thing.”

Whether or not the piece can rightfully be attributed to Caravaggio is still up in the air, but the 400th anniversary seems a suspiciously convenient time for this discovery to surface.

The ultimate souvenir payoff

Antiques Roadshow is, more often than not, addled with less-than valuable tea sets and grandfather clocks, but for one woman in 2009, it proved to be worth the leap. The woman brought four ornately carved jade pieces to the show, including two dishes, a vase, and a sculpture. Lo and behold, the collection turned out to be a set of genuine antique Chinese pieces.

The woman’s father had been stationed in China in the 30s and 40s, acting as a liaison for the war.  On the episode, she recounts tales told to her as a child from her father, who was just a “Kentucky farm boy.” According to her, he learned Chinese and met a Mr. Liang who lived at “number ten Jade Street.” She recalls her father telling her about how this Mr. Liang would call him over and say, “I have some pieces you might want to look at.”

Evidently, the friendship with Mr. Liang proved fruitful. After being appraised, it was discovered that the collection was worth over $1 million. The appraiser, James Callahan, an expert in Asian Arts, informed her that the pieces were all of very, very high quality.

One bowl’s design was based off of an Indian style, referred to as Mogul, and dates back to the 18th century. Another piece is set with a ruby, a carving of an animal-like creature called a bixie, which was thought to ward off evil. Another piece is inscribed with “by imperial order” on the bottom, indicating that it was made specifically for the emperor.

Callahan suggested they date back to the Qianlong period during the years 1736 to 1795, and probably belonged to Emperor Qianlong himself. Callahan called it the best thing he’d ever seen on Roadshow.

From birthday suit to black suit and tie

Ever wondered what a young, naked Sean Connery must have looked like? Wonder no longer!

An oil painting of the young 007 has been found in a Scottish artist’s home. The artist, Rab Webster, from the Scottish Borders, died in 2010 at the age of 83, and, when his family went about cleaning up his things, they discovered stacks upon stacks of old canvases.

Webster, who worked as an art teacher before his death, had a large collection of previously unseen works, among them the brushstroke-perfected tush of Mr. Connery.

Connery, before landing his breakthrough gig as Mr. Shaken-Not-Stirred, worked as an artist’s model at the Edinburgh College of Art. Nick Behel, a family member of Webster, noted in an article in The Telegraph that “[Webster] said Connery treated it just as a job and that he didn’t say very much.”

The Norwegian attic of dust and dollars

A new van Gogh painting has very recently been discovered, more than 120 years after the painter’s death. The stunning landscape painting — having spent most of its life hidden away under sheaths of dust in a Norwegian attic — was originally thought to be a fake.

This discovery is particularly astonishing because the work is from the same period as some of van Gogh’s greatest, such as The Yellow House and Sunflowers — a period when the artist was living in Arles in southern France.

Experts from the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam have called the discovery “absolutely sensational,” “a once in a lifetime experience,”  have said that and that “a discovery of this magnitude has never before occurred in the history of the Van Gogh Museum.” Indeed, the discovery of the painting — titled Sunset at Montmajour — is a tremendous addition to the oeuvre of the famous painter. Montmajour depicts the bright countryside of Arles, where van Gogh was working during the time, in shades of mustard and vivid green; a ruined abbey dots the hillside in the distance.

The story behind the discovery is a common thread: the original owner of the painting had his doubts about its legitimacy, and so — rather than face embarrassment by his peers for being in possession of a phony — he thrust the painting up into the attic, where it would sit for years, untouched.

The owner, Christian Nicolai Mustad, a Norwegian industrialist, bought the painting in 1908 upon the suggestion of art historian Jens Thiis, the director of the National Museum in Oslo at the time. A French ambassador later visited Mustad, wryly insinuating the painting was either a fake or wrongly attributed. With the number of forgeries floating around during the time, Mustad became wary and rather than research the painting, he hid it away, to be kept from art admirers and collectors until this year.

Mustad passed away in 1970, and the painting has been rejected as a fake several times since, but after extensive research into the style and technique, experts are finally comfortable calling it an official work by van Gogh. As of September 24, the painting has been put up on display as part of a “Van Gogh at Work” exhibit at the museum.

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The woman in the pink dress

The story goes that a woman left her apartment for the south of France before World War II, but she continued to diligently pay her rent for decades after. When she died at the age of 91, her apartment was finally opened up, after 70 years of being closed off. Those who were left to disassemble her dusty belongings were astonished to find a large painting of a woman in a rose-coloured dress.

As it turns out, the painting was discovered to be by the renowned Italian artist Boldini, and — get this — the subject of the painting was actually the grandmother of the woman who previously inhabited the apartment.

Tucked into a book amidst Boldini’s preserved belongings was a love note written by Boldini himself, as well as a reference to the date of the painting, 1898, proving its authenticity. The painting had, evidently, never been listed or exhibited. It sold at an auction for nearly $3 million.

Fragments of another world

There are virtually no paintings remaining from the Hellenistic period (321 BC–31 BC), save for a few fragments hinting at the composition and colours used by the decadent ancient Greek and Mediterranean cultures. Recently though, a work has been discovered and restored at the world heritage site at Petra, Jordan, one of the world’s most famous archaeological sites.

The location, most famous for its mix of ancient eastern traditions and Hellenistic architecture, can now also claim 2,000 year-old — circa the first century Anno Domini, if not older — Hellenistic-style wall paintings.

The paintings were found by British conservation specialists who, at the urging of the Petra National Trust, recovered the works over three years, removing thousands of years’ worth of soot, grease and graffiti. Experts have called the discovery “exceptional,” and have even claimed that the uncovered paintings are superior to some Roman works at Herculaneum, the ancient Roman town that was destroyed by volcanic activity in 79 AD.

The realistic depictions of life in the paintings are so vivid that specific species of flowers, birds and insects have been identified. The images include three different vines of grape, ivy and bindweed, the latter of which is associated with the Greek god of wine, Dionysus.

There are also depictions of a demoiselle crane and a Palestinian sunbird, all done in vivid colours. The paintings are thought to be done by the Nabataeans, a group of people who traded with the Greek, Roman, and Egyptian empires, and whose land stretched from Damascus to the Red Sea, and Sinai to the Arabian desert.

The electric blue period

In 2010, 271 new works by Picasso were discovered in Paris. Pierre Le Guennec, a 71-year old retired electrician, was arrested by French police officers when it was found that the unlikely art collector was in possession of hundreds of never-before-seen works by the cubist master.

The works, dated between 1900 and 1932, include portraits of Picasso’s first wife, Olga, nine cubist collages valued at 40 million euros, a watercolour from his “blue” period, as well as around 30 lithographs and 200-odd drawings.

The works were at first thought to be fakes, but art experts have suggested that there’s no way that a counterfeiter could have copied the wide range of styles found in the collection. Le Guennec claimed that the works were gifts from Picasso in return for odd jobs performed around his Côte d’Azur home and studio, but the Picasso family said that the story seems unlikely, as none of the pieces were dated, something Picasso never omitted when gifting his work.

According to an article published by The Telegraph, Picasso’s son Claude said: “To give such a large quantity (away) frankly doesn’t stand up. It was part of his life . . . he always dated, signed and wrote dedications in his gifts, knowing that some people would go on to sell them to meet their needs.”

Le Guennec later changed his story, suggesting that the works were a gift from Picasso’s second wife, Jacqueline Roque, who committed suicide in 1986. The fate of the works hang in the balance, as it was last reported that the rightful possession of the drawings and paintings would be determined in a legal battle.