Best places on campus to openly weep

By: Amal Javed Abdullah The semester might have just started, but it’s never too early to begin crying at the sorry state you will be...

SASSY DRAG NAMES FOR YOUR SASSY SELF

By:  Janis McMath, Rosie Grayson, Gabrielle McLaren, Alex Bloom If drag culture hasn’t already consumed your soul, your sanity, and all your free time, consider hopping onto the...

The worst times to Hulk out

By: Ahmed Ali As you all know, constantly turning into a 10-foot-tall Rage Monster when you get angry is never the most convenient superpower. There...

HERO-FOR-LESS: Become a predictable formulaic hero for CHEAP!

By: Zoe Vedova HAVE YOU RECENTLY ACCIDENTALLY ACQUIRED SUPERPOWERS BUT DON’T THINK YOU’RE INTERESTING ENOUGH TO CARRY AN ENTIRE FRANCHISE? NOT A PROBLEM! Here at...

Help a needy child: Donate to our charity to see where your money is REALLY going!

By: Simrin Purhar At our charity, Needy Kids of Canada, you can select a specific area of support or tangible good to gift an underprivileged...

New questions OKCupid should ask

By: Hannah Davis How do you make a smoothie? Do you a) blend your smoothie before you eat it, or do you b) just eat...

SFU’s book shop of horrors

By: Zoe Vedova Fluorescent lights quiver above me. I scramble into the Maggie Benston Centre, shaken, heartbeat slamming against my ribcage like a snare drum...

EA admits they based their business model around SFU’s methods

By: Ahmed Ali Last week, Electronic Arts (EA) CEO Andrew Wilson spoke with shareholders about EA’s influence for the way they’ve been monetizing their games...

HOW TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR DAY-TO-DAY ANXIETY

As an anxious person, I feel like life can sometimes be made up of putting on an exceptionally brave and sassy face while also...

Art they should display at SFU

By: Hannah Davis The $7 Coffee This is a performance art piece that will last 10 hours. This art piece starts with a simple empty generic coffee...