Election results: A rock wins in Burnaby Central

By: Mason Mattu, Chief Political Correspondent Election night 2025 was a joyous one for Prime Minister Mark Carney, boomers, and the Liberal party, winning a...

Student spotlight: SFU wall advocate

By: Zainab Salam, Correspondent for Misguided Student Movements As Canada’s top university for innovation, it’s unsurprising that SFU attracts visionary students. Today, we’re highlighting an...

The case of the missing cat

By: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective It was a typical afternoon scrolling through my favourite micro-influencer’s Instagram — my barber’s grandma’s neighbour’s dog Leroy, when I...

The Peak investigates: Maple Syrup Gate

By: Mason Mattu, Investigative Journalist As an investigative journalist with The Peak, I have taken it upon myself to investigate the most harrowing and shocking...

Top five WWE moves to destroy ChatGPT

By: Mason Mattu, professional AI assassin I may be a News Writer for The Peak — but on the side, I am a professional AI...

Trump appoints Onijah Robinson as USAID administrator

By: Mason Mattu, member of the SFU <3 Onijah Fan Club WASHINGTON, DC — In a hastily-called press conference on March 3, US President...

CONFESSIONALS: I work out from home so no one can see me fall

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Health and fitness trends come and go. If you’re old enough, you start to see them repeating. Look me in...

The benefits of being Black in a mostly non-Black community

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Kendrick performed at the Super Bowl last week, and while I didn’t watch the performance (I refuse to watch men...

Hinge is a game, and I’m losing

By: DILF Hunter, SFU Student From 2023 to 2024, I was a frequent user of dating apps out of boredom. I gained nothing from...

Dear Peakie aids those in need

By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I love merch! People think my favourite slogan is “fight, fight, fight,” but it’s...