Unaired Shark Tank pitches

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By: Simrin Purhar We’ve all seen Shark Tank, a show which features entrepreneurs pitching their business ideas and products. Some of  the entrepreneurs are lucky...
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Rejected Tinder bio lines

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By: Winona Young Valentine's Day is right around the corner! For any of you unlucky souls still in Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hoes Club Band, have...
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Straight Man Symposium

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By: JoJo, Lesbian Studies PhD Is this mic on? Yes? Alright fantastic! Hello! And welcome, welcome — everyone, please come on in. Find yourself a seat....
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A short biology lesson for dumb idiots who ask “is your pussy tight?”

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With Google searches such as “my girlfriend feels loose is she cheating” and “how to make your vag tighter with vinegar,” I feel that...
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Acting courses for porn stars

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By: Winona Young Here at the Vocational Adult Acting Graduates Institute of North America, or VAAGINA, we embrace artists and actors alike to challenge the...
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Political fanbase nicknames

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So you like politicians, huh??? So much so that you’re a self-proclaimed fan that stands beside them under all circumstances? That’s all fine and...
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Collaboration in a real-life workplace

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By: Simrin Purhar Manager: Corporate called and wants us to make “collaboration” our new mantra. Repeat after me, “Collaboration equals productivity!” Snarky Millennial: Are you talking...
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Sightseeing on the 144 SFU/Metrotown

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The Simon Fraser University sign that is lit up 24/7 Knowledge. Discovery. New acquaintances. Crippling Debt. A large grey structure atop a foggy...
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Your years in university as Beyoncé albums

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As every good Beyoncé fan knows, you don’t just end up at Lemonade. Sometimes you gotta go through super awkward red carpets and poor...
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Go brand yourself

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By: Zoe Vedova Today’s fast-paced world is packed with Internet celebrities turned instant millionaires. These company-sponsored trendsetters are rapidly changing the structure of our society...
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