The Convocation Games

By: Tribute from District Academia  The day the reaping email arrived, the clouds over Burnaby brooded deeper than usual.  A message was broadcast to every...

A Peak through the archives: Judging past humour pieces

By: Heidi Kwok, Humour Expert Did you know that The Peak wasn’t always funny? Gasp, you say. Oh, but it’s true. It wasn’t until the...

Two songs that played as a soundtrack to my embarrassing life

By: Noeka Nimmervoll, Staff Diva  Dear Diary,  I can’t lie, life has been wild recently. I don’t know what’s going on with the universe — I...

My journey infiltrating the country of Islam

By: Zainab Salam, Sand Excavator Mission report: Desert Day 1 Subject: Bringing Civilization™ to the so-called Orient. “Girl, we going to Islam?” That is what I...

The Steve Chronigulls

By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik The Peak recently interviewed Steve C. Gull, a local screenwriter and seagull who lives in the reflecting pond. We decided to check...

Asbestos speak out against heartless renoviction from the library

By: Heidi Kwok, asbestos tenant advocate Over the summer, SFU’s asbestos community was served a notice to vacate the fifth floor of the W.A.C. Bennett...

Gossip Peakie: The fall you turned ugly

By: Gossip Peakie  Hey, Burnaby Mountain dwellers. At this point, you should know who I am (even you first-years). If you don’t, you have...

When university completely changes that person you avoided in high school

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate Some people never change. Some people make it seem like they’ve changed, but it’s actually a disguise that they horrifyingly...

The Peak investigates: The SFU Pisser

By: The Humour Investigator As I sat at my cubicle in The Peak office, all I could think about was what I used to...