ADVICE COLUMN: Ask Dr Ygor Yvanovich

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DEAR DR. YGOR: I have spent much of my adolescent years growing my reputation as a supreme dick and all around terrible person. My...
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Minds of the Moment #3

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Government to allow corporate naming rights for geographic features

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OTTAWA — In an effort to combat their national debts, the governments of Canada, the United States and Mexico, announced yesterday that they have...
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‘Sci-fi football’ remains less popular than ‘fantasy’ equivalent

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CHICAGO — Although fantasy football has seen increases in its popularity every year since its creation, it’s one-time rival ‘sci-fi football’ continues to stay...
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Man forced to rant angrily about late bus too tired to verbally abuse family

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SURREY — A 25-minute delay of the 319 bus at Scott Road Station last night has left a local man completely eviscerated after he...
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Family hit hard with 12 year-old’s Coke addiction

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BURNABY —The Gonzales family has had a lot of tough breaks since arriving in Canada including a lack of jobs, repossessions and a house...
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Lacking funds for “food,” new restaurant opens as specialty “Breatharian” establishment

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VANCOUVER — Capitalizing on the ever increasing number of specialty restaurants in the city, a new restaurant opened last week which is expected to...
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Rebellious teen has nose pierced despite no objections from parents

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YOUR REGION — In a dramatic show of her free spirit, “can't be tamed” attitude, a 16 year-old girl in your area has decided...
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Minds of the Moment #2

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Popular crack-smoker Rob Ford facing controversy after allegedly not cleaning up after his dog

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TORONTO — Popular crack-smoking, alcoholic mayor, Rob Ford, is in hot water this week after he was spotted not picking up after his poodle...
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