A better-than-sports stadium

Written by: Ben McGuinness, SFU Student   SFU recently broke ground on a brand new sports stadium, scheduled to open by Summer 2020 in SFU-time, which is...

The Law of Roommate Land

Written by: Mishaa Khan, Peak Associate Illustration by: Tiffany Chan Roomeo: Welcome to the 500th episode of Roommate Court! I am your host, Roomeo! Today, Hannah Optimisticstein...

Arthur made me gay: don’t let it happen to you

Written by: Gabrielle McLaren, Lesbian-in-chief 3 Dear friends and family, My fingers shake as I type this blog post, I have never felt more fear...

RATE MY STUDENT

Written by: Trevor Roberts, Peak Associate Armin Sidhu – CMPT 371 Ability: 5.0   Teachability: 1.0 EXTREMELY frustrating to deal with, practically skipped EVERY lecture,...

SFU Burnaby’s first honest tour script

Written by: Nathaniel Tok, Peak Associate Remember when you were in your first year staring in wonder at the trash in the reflecting pond as...

Cold Case Files: Where Did the Fucks I Gave Go?

Written by: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer I sighed, placing a stick of scholastic burnout between my teeth and taking a long drag. I had come...

Cryptids of SFU

Written by: Ahmed Ali Exploratory Journal of Unconfirmed Science   May 20th of the year 2019 I, Count Henry Hamilton Reginald III, embarked on a bone-chilling adventure into...

Andrew Petter unable to leave SFU after becoming trapped in construction labyrinth of his own making

Written by: Kitty Cheung, Staff Writer & Zoe Vedova, Humour Editor BURNABY, B.C. — After announcing his intent to step down from presidency in December 2018,...

POST- EXAM

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Yoga on the Go

Written by: Ana Staskevich, Staff Writer Illustration by: Mo-Molin The start of a semester is messy. Most chaotic of all are mornings. You find yourself hitting snooze...