At SFU, we care

By: Karen Aylot, Vice President, Care, Compassion, and More Care Dear SFU community, As you know, we care a lot about our wonderful employees —...

SFU slang to unimpress your profs!

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer If you want to be a successful scholar, you’ve got to speak like one. I, your local overly-seasoned scholarly chick...

Shark Bowl: Canada’s Liberal leadership contenders

By: Mason Mattu, Official Liberal party propagandist   Trudeau’s 10-year leadership of the Liberal party is coming to an end. Liberal party officials have...

Horoscopes: Lunar New Year edition

By: Izzy Cheung, Arts & Culture and Sports Editor Snake  1965 (Us???), 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013, 2025 Snakes, 2025 is going to be your year. Want to...

CONFESSIONALS: I wish my students were more creative

By: C Icart, Humour Editor I’m a TA. Some might even say I’m the best TA (and they would be so unequivocally correct). So naturally,...

Quiz: Which broken SFU facility are you?

By: Phone Min Thant, Staff Writer Welcome to Simon Fraser University. You are yet another facility students pay dearly for, only to find out that...

Student Updates: The tuition deadline is approaching!

By: Thievius Raccoonus Changes to our unique grading scale? While the most desirable grading scale goes up to 4.0, our innovative institution uses the 4.33-point scale....

Pretending to act surprised when another man is accused of sexual harassment is hard work!

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer Nothing sparks my attention like seeing the latest “fill-in-the-blank celebrity accused of sexual harassment” headline every morning when I wake...

Can’t ski, too broke

By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer So, uh, I’ve been invited to go skiing. Skiing? In this economy? Right, right, I forgot that not everyone has...

Horoscopes January 13–19

By: Phone Min Thant, Staff Writer Aries March 21–April 19  This week, you will wake up all motivated to go to the one required lower division course...