Behaviours I refuse to take part in

By: C Icart, Humour Editor YouTube keeps recommending I watch this video essay about how hobbies are the new commodity/fashion trend, but I cannot be...

Cars I hate to drive behind: a review

By: Kaja Antic, Sports Writer As a seasoned driver in the Lower Mainland, I have spent many hours stuck behind a variety of vehicles. Whether...

I was shook and lived to tell the tale

By: C Icart, Humour Editor The earth shook. We all experienced it. Within minutes there was a megathread about it on r/vancouver and people were...

Never have I ever: Public transit edition

By: Osna Hadef, SFU Student Is it just me, or has Metro Vancouver’s public transit system gone to the dogs lately? All while the fares...

Top five WWE moves to destroy ChatGPT

By: Mason Mattu, professional AI assassin I may be a News Writer for The Peak — but on the side, I am a professional AI...

Suspicious coughing in the classroom

By: Phone Min Thant, Staff Writer People like to boast about ditching class, and honestly, why not? Why would you spend two to three hours...

Fondness for my Chromebook (After Siaara Freeman)

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Oh, Chromebook. I heard you’ve restarted unexpectedly . . . again And that’s OK. I’m not annoyed!  I love restoring all my...

Trump appoints Onijah Robinson as USAID administrator

By: Mason Mattu, member of the SFU <3 Onijah Fan Club WASHINGTON, DC — In a hastily-called press conference on March 3, US President...

CONFESSIONALS: I work out from home so no one can see me fall

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Health and fitness trends come and go. If you’re old enough, you start to see them repeating. Look me in...