Alternative ways to unlock your iPhone XX

In response to the recent failure of the iPhone X’s much-anticipated facial recognition feature that’s used to unlock the phone, Apple has revealed a...

How to get HYPED for Halloween

By: Jessica Parsons Finally! The extravagant demon living inside of you can rejoice! As soon as the clock ticks to midnight of October 1, it...

SFU launches Wi-Fi network “SFUNET-INSECURE”

By: Gene Cole The studious computer science experts in the SFU Wi-Fi Dungeon have been working hard on systems that are vital to the modern...

What tortellini shouldn’t be filled with

By: Maxwell Gawlick Just as pastry lovers have developed monstrosities such as watermelon-filled and maple bacon-filled Pop-Tarts, pasta lovers have recently invented some horrifyingly creative...

Professors are now registering at Crate and Barrel instead of the bookstore

By: Aaron Richardson In the past, the hottest money-squeezing trend was requiring students to buy the textbooks professors had written themselves. But now, a NEW...

Things that are worse than wearing socks and sandals

  When a super attractive person is the biggest douche Right, so you meet this super attractive person on Tinder (or . . ....

Dear Instacrush part three

read Dear Instacrush part 1 here! read Dear Instacrush part 2 here! Dear Dumb @InstaCrush, You know, right as I think we take a step forward,...

How to survive dead, dry, and dreary lectures

By: Kathy Mak It’s always easy to get through the first two weeks of school because it flies by in the blink of an eye....

How to interpret your dreams

By: Holly French Ever been plagued by weird dreams and just can’t explain why? Well, for once, the planets may have aligned in your favour....

The 10 Commandments of using a public washroom

By: Gabrielle McLaren   I’m going to have to engrave these rules on the brutalist stone walls of this institution, or scrawl them on the bathroom...