SFU Student Updates March 21–25

By: Luke Faulks, Staff Writer Key Updates SFU Board celebrates ’s student activism in recent policy shift SFU has a proud history of student activism going back nearly...

Top Ten ways to recover from a fall

By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer 1. Pretend to propose Since you’re on the ground already, you might as well just stay on your knees and start proposing...

Finding your soul style

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer Hello my little seeds, Have you longed for the perfect type of clothing for your flesh vessel? Be not afraid. I am...

Top Ten SFU Student Phrases

By: Hannah Kazemi, Peak Associate 1.  “Do you think it’ll bite me if I pet it?” Going to school on a mountain means there’s a lot of...

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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 14–20

By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor, Interstellar combatant Aries  You should go kick a tree this week. There have been whispers in the wind lately and they have...

A seasonal indulgence that does not disappoint

By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor Column title: Dining with sophistication Author: Reginald Trashpánda III Restaurant: AQ Koi Rating: ★★★★★ Location: Academic Quadrangle Appetiser: Pond weed salad Entrée: Fresh koi Dessert: Winter berry cheesecake Wine:...

SFU, Canada’s most “engaged” university

By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate According to recent rumblings, it appears that SFU’s Burnaby campus has been plagued by public engagements since 8:45 a.m. last Wednesday....

Top Ten ways to get an extension

By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor My dog ate my homework A timeless classic for an excuse that works every time. Some may...

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