Humour
Listless: Grateful Children
May 14, 2012Mother's Day is a time of year when we get together to collectively thank our moms for squirting us out like so many waterslides; you'll now never be able to go on without cringing. It's this nigh universal appreciation and respect between mother and child that makes it oh-so-satisfying when someone's momma gets scorched! I'm talking yo momma jokes, son. Specifically, how to insult of the mother of a given…
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Researchers find Tylenol to be gateway to prescription drug addiction
May 14, 2012By Brad McLeod According to a recent study conducted by the University of Arizona, a common household medicine has been conclusively linked to the majority of prescription medication addictions in America. Tylenol, well known for its ability to temporarily…
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Daily Snooze: Mantis Sex
May 6, 2012By Jacob Samuel at The Daily Snooze
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Single woman held hostage by group of cats
May 6, 2012By Brad McLeod Cat fancier VANCOUVER — A local woman in her mid-forties who has been in-between jobs and out of a relationship for over 15 months has reportedly been kidnapped by a group of domesticated house cats. According to…
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Campus Update: May 6th
May 6, 2012Three-legged pitbull adorably mauls mail carrier Gnarles Bark-ley, a precocious three-legged pit bull, was taken away by the SPCA last Thursday after violently mauling postal worker Kenneth Cole. The Canada Post worker was making his rounds when the rambunctious and…
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