McFogg the Dog voted SFU’s sexiest in 2022

By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor Just in time for Valentine’s week, the votes are in and former mascot, McFogg the Dog has been officially voted SFU’s...

Comics

How to pick up dates in your major

By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer There’s been a lot of sex talk in this issue of The Peak — but let’s face it — there’s...

Horoscopes February 14–18

By: Sara Brinkac, Sexpert ARIES: Unfortunately we don’t have a lot of sexual energy to use for your prediction since you’re a total virgin. But...

Top ten places to have sex at SFU besides the avocado

By: Luke Faulks, Staff Writer 1. Quietly, under the covers in your dorm room  Listen, you don’t have to be an exhibitionist, here. It’s perfectly acceptable to...

Top Ten SFSS executive team candidates

By: Luke Faulks, Staff Writer Jane Hoo Not many people know Jane by her first name, but all our readers will recognize her...

Joy Johnson: undercover student

By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor In the Fall 2021 semester, SFU president and vice-chancellor Joy Johnson undertook a disastrous “undercover student” marketing campaign. Originally, the...

Comics

Horoscopes: February 7–11

By: Hannah Kazemi, SFU Student, Future-Seer Aries Change is in your future! Consider ordering a bowl instead of a burrito the next time you’re at Chicotle (formerly...

Horoscopes: January 31–February 6

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor and cosmological animal whisperer ARIES:  How does it feel to always be first on every single horoscope? Everyone looks at your horoscope...