Peakie gets sexy

By: Petra Chase, Editor-in-Chief and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  Do you have the TLC people’s phone number (the network, not the girl group)? I...

Hinge is a game, and I’m losing

By: DILF Hunter, SFU Student From 2023 to 2024, I was a frequent user of dating apps out of boredom. I gained nothing from...

Dear Peakie aids those in need

By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I love merch! People think my favourite slogan is “fight, fight, fight,” but it’s...

Student Updates: Work hard now and reach your peak!

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Say hello to February, SFU! Unfortunately, it’s not a leap year, so you all have one less day to catch...

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Joy Johnson!

By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer In a revelation that left the SFU community astonished and amused, it appears our esteemed president and vice-chancellor, Dr. Joy...

At SFU, we care

By: Karen Aylot, Vice President, Care, Compassion, and More Care Dear SFU community, As you know, we care a lot about our wonderful employees —...

SFU slang to unimpress your profs!

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer If you want to be a successful scholar, you’ve got to speak like one. I, your local overly-seasoned scholarly chick...

Shark Bowl: Canada’s Liberal leadership contenders

By: Mason Mattu, Official Liberal party propagandist   Trudeau’s 10-year leadership of the Liberal party is coming to an end. Liberal party officials have...

Horoscopes: Lunar New Year edition

By: Izzy Cheung, Arts & Culture and Sports Editor Snake  1965 (Us???), 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013, 2025 Snakes, 2025 is going to be your year. Want to...