Memos from my damp, clean laundry

By: Sofia Chassomeris, News Writer One hour post-wash It’s been a soggy 60 minutes. The Human hasn’t been around to check on us yet, and it’s...

Police officers help the pigs who outran them

By: Yildiz Subuk, Staff Writer Content warning: mention of police shooting. Recently, a pair of escaped pigs ran loose across a field outside of an elementary...

SFU Student Bulletin: Week of November 11–17

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Dear SFU students, while you’re busy doomscrolling post-US election, please don’t forget to read this student bulletin.  Important Announcements Are you ready...

The phone call drama between Furstenau and Rustad

By: Maria Fernanda Osorio Arredondo, SFU Student  Sonia Furstenau was in her popular era after the initial count of votes of the 2024 provincial election....

I checked my phone to get my MFA code, and now I’m spiralling down the social media rabbit hole

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer I have a love-hate relationship with multi-factor authentication (MFA). OK, mostly hate. It’s a pain in the ass, but at...

SFUnexplained: Do I see another “out of order” sign?

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Can someone please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks it’s very odd that an increasing number of...

Horoscopes November 4–10

By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik, News Writer Aries  March 21–April 19  Stop and smell the flowers, err . . . pet the raccoons. But seriously, just relax. You’re getting...

Peakie helps you navigate the aftermath of the atmospheric river

By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  A couple weeks ago, when I was in bed manifesting that my basement would...

October 31 is approaching and I’m not ready!

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Are you still contemplating whether to be cute or scary? A character or an object? Don’t you worry; I’ve got...