Multicolored Reptilian alien found beneath the ‘secret basement’ in Trottier Observatory

Like you, I have walked by the Trottier Observatory wondering tirelessly as to its “true” purpose on Burnaby mountain. While the mission statement upon...

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To SFU, I’m concerned about my class with Dr. Olle. A geography course based entirely on digging is odd. Is this standard? Also, where is...

Contributor’s Corner: How I learned to stop worrying about the coming of Galactus

Maintaining my grades has always been a struggle as a student at SFU. It’s not that I lack commitment to my English major and...

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Seven-year-olds come out for first annual pre-fetus Chitter gathering – Makers of the popular confession-app Chitter held their first gathering for pre-fetuses, a term...

Boxer Briefs

SFU stirs up constant caffeination The refrain “coffee is your best friend” has never been more prevalent on campus. With midterms in full...

How to acquire a harem of sexy newsboys

Have you ever found yourself lingering around grabbed by a sticky heat and a carnal desire for all the profoundly beautiful newsboys? Do you...

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SFU, Where are they? You know what I’m talking about. B   Hey B, I’m not sure what you’re talking about! Do you have a problem with the way...

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Cult movie close-up: Matt Hannon

In the realm of film, there are four kinds of movies: great movies, good movies, okay movies, and bad movies. But within the realm...