Ten simple facts that will make you feel instantly old!

Time is a merciless bandit, perpetually thieving away your youth until you’re nothing but a corpse rotting away underground. Get ready to really feel...

A Dear John letter, as written by my TiVo

Dear Jacey, The last three Parks and Recreation-filled years spent with you have been great, and there’s no easy way for me to do this,...

Cypress Mountain announces plans to reopen with slate of dirt-centred activities

After experiencing disappointing levels of snowfall since opening in November, local ski destination Cypress Mountain has reportedly halted regular attractions and will, for the...

Actual interviews with actual people: Viper, the rapper

Few modern hip-hop artists are more enigmatic than Houston rapper Viper. Real name Lee Carter, Viper has many accomplishments under his belt — including...

This week in comics

If HAL 9000 worked at the W.A.C. Bennett library (Eric Smith & Justin Stevens) The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender (Jacey Gibb) SFU bear sightings...

A plea from an anti-vaccinator

  I am the mother of two beautiful young boys. One is seven years old, in grade two, and wants to be an astronaut when...

Move over, manspreading: there’s a new agent of patriarchy in town

There are few places as prone to displays of bullshit male entitlement as public transit. Whether it’s an overcrowded bus, a SkyTrain car, or...

Non-humans of SFU

A dragon in Dragon’s clothing

Have we become too complacent when it comes to reality television? Does the slightest inkling of ingenuity and originality in these shows cause us...

SFU to offer second-year courses for Advanced Bitches

Due to high levels of enrollment in SFU’s pilot Basic Bitches courses, the university has revealed plans to add a tier of second-year Advanced...