SPOOF: The Mascot of the Year

It’s midday on Burnaby Mountain and the air is thin and frosty. With the exam period over and the new semester still weeks away,...

Hot new slang to use in 2017

Lemon-sucking fuck-face: Bae is a lazy acronym for lazy lovers who blow their load before you can even start thinking about having an orgasm....

“Santa is real,” and other acceptable lies to tell children

I don’t have a favourite child Those of us who have siblings remember a time when our sibling received special treatment, and out of jealousy,...

12 Days of Finals

On the first day of finals The stress brought to me: At least one mental breakdown. On the second day of finals The stress brought to me: Two-day extension and...

Best Hanukkah traditions I just made up

Wintertime in North America is a fun time for goys, as you deck your halls and also everything else to the point where there...

COMIC: Peers

TRUDUMP

A sad pile of luscious Liberal locks is single and ready to mingle. The Trudeau-Obama bromance was too hot to handle, but with Obama...

How to be an SFU gold digger

Post-secondary academics suck your wallet dry and flood your calendar with to-dos. But if you can make some time in your busy life to...