SFU Contagion

The following are excerpts from one fearless investigative journalist, who risked their personal well-being to bring the truth to public attention. Their research began...

Halloween costumes to terrify the SFU Student

Halloween is just around the corner, so one might find themselves looking for a costume to terrify, tantalize, and titillate the average SFU student....

A day in the life of a killer clown

5:30 a.m. I awake, startled. The rampant thumping of my heart is hard against my chest. I clutch the collar of my ragged T-shirt,...

How to die first in a horror film in 10 easy steps

By: Vincent Justin Mitra, Peak Associat Let's say you find yourself inside a horror movie. I know, right? So annoying! There's the fear, the shouting,...

Passive aggressive gift ideas

Being passive aggressive isn’t just a behaviour, it’s a lifestyle. It’s a delicate mixture of being clever and vindictive, delivered in a delightfully snarky...

SFU solves issue of overcrowded courses by hosting student battle royales

As SFU tuition prices increase whilst course availability plummets to an all-time low, the school’s board of directors has decided that this year, in...