Humour

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Actual Interviews with Actual People: Oberon Zell-Ravenheart, the Wizard

EIC March 23, 2015

Illustration by Momo Lin A self-described wizard and founder of the neopagan religious movement the Church of All Worlds, Oberon Zell-Ravenheart has been involved with neopaganism since its beginnings in the ‘60s. He is the editor of neopagan magazine Green Egg and is also headmaster of Grey School of Wizardry, a Hogwarts-style institution dedicated to training students in the magical arts. Based out of Sonoma County…

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Faux SFSS election profiles

EIC March 16, 2015

With the transit referendum engulfing the Greater Vancouver area and the upcoming federal election happening later this year, it’s refreshing to finally have politics worth paying attention to: the 2015 Simon Fraser Student Society (SFSS) elections. You may be thinking,…

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How your St. Patrick’s Day celebrations appropriate my culture

EIC March 16, 2015

Illustration by Momo Lin When you think of cultures that have faced adversity throughout history, the Irish are frequently overlooked. Whether it’s British home rule up until the early 20th-century, stereotypes about being lazy and drunken…

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SFSS election heating up as incumbent candidate locks hopeful newcomer in boiler room

EIC March 16, 2015

With election season underway for the Simon Fraser Student Society (SFSS), things are heating up as promising newcomer Shaylene Pratt has already hit her first political roadblock: being locked in the boiler room of the Maggie Benston Building by current…

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Platforms that would get me excited about the SFSS election

EIC March 16, 2015

Photo courtesy of Wikipedia A sustainable gondola from the top of Burnaby Mountain directly to my apartment More bursaries for people who always forget to apply for them Every second Monday off . . . from…

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This week in comics

EIC March 16, 2015

Peers (Leslie Lu) Spring Forward (Jacey Gibb & Elizabeth Pau) Pun 2 3 (Sarah Walker) The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender (Jacey Gibb) Seagull Square (Jill Mandrake)

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Can we please talk about the literal elephant in the room?

EIC March 9, 2015

Illustration by Chen Chen Shaun, as you’ve probably grown to realize over the span of our relationship, I’m a woman of action and a woman of priorities; someone who’s not afraid of confronting things head-on and…

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Non-humans of SFU

EIC March 9, 2015

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If inspirational sports movie quotes were rewritten to be about tacos

EIC March 9, 2015

Friday night delights || Photo by Brandon Hillier Our deepest fear is not that our tacos are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that they are flavourful beyond measure. It is our taste, not our blandness, that…

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I am currently writing a script for what is sure to be the first critically acclaimed sports movie about badminton

EIC March 9, 2015

Illustration by Esther Chang For years, the action-packed sport of badminton has been without its own iconic feature-length film; a movie that accurately encapsulates the electrifying thrill of the game while balancing dynamic characters with an…

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